Slotland Jackpot Winner Investing in Cryogenic Preservation

One big Slotland jackpot winner believes he will live forever after his $5,000,000 win.

Samuel J. broke a Slotland record with his jackpot win on the Too Good to be True slot game.

“I don’t care who thinks I’m crazy,” said the winner. “Maybe I am! But I won this jackpot fair and square and this is what I want to do with it. I’m going to see the future! If it’s good enough for Walt Disney, why not me?!”

Why would anyone think he is crazy? Well, Samuel intends to have his body cryogenically preserved at the Everafter Cryogenics Lab in Palo Alto, California and wishes to awaked when his first great-great-great-great-grandchild is born.

“I’ll leave my wife enough to get by on when I go,” said Jackson, “But this cryogenics stuff is expensive so anyone else that’s expecting to inherit some of my jackpot can just forget it.”

“Haha… I hope no one falls for this,” said Slotland manager, Michael Hilary. “It’s so far fetched we figured everyone would realize right away it’s an April Fools joke! For one thing, Slotland’s progressive jackpot is won so often that it usually doesn’t go over $200,000!”

Ha! April Fools. The Slotland jackpots are very real and currently stands at just over $85,000.

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    pinkxxx

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    Well damn it had me going . Now Im bummed it was a joke, I thought wow what a cool idea and this guy could actual do that now with his winnings . I know I never would but to read someone else would was neat. Guess Walt Disney wont have any company from this guy..lol It might have even started a JP trend , win and live forever - or hope . Anywoo yeah I feel like the fool , but congratz on your JP win and nice joke;)
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    I too was almost convinced by the headline before checking the date underneath it and realising when the story was posted. While this may be an April Fool's joke, there are actually people out there who believe their dead bodies can be revived after being cryogenically preserved - my only responseto that is, in the immortal words of the Game Of Thrones author, "All men must die."
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    Glad I read your comments before I decided to write mine. There are people out there doing these things and so I wouldn't have doubted that it was true.
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    Haha i actually believed this at first. Found it very interesting until i noticed april fools at bottom. Shame on you LCB !! :P :D
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      Great fun from Slotland. Good to see it got you guys going and glad you remembered it was April Fools day.
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      How embarrassing! I actually bought the story while I was reading it!
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      This is too funny! I forgot it was April Fools day and was thinking really? This guy is really going to do that with his money? Love it though. Had me going for a minute.

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