Don't anyone get offended...
We make fun of everyone just the same 
Jewish Poker Club
Six retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo
clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest
and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue
playing, but standing up.
At the end of the game, Finklestein looks around and asks, "So, who's
gonna tell his vife?"
They cut the cards.. Goldberg picks the low card and has to carry the
news.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation
any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion
is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to the Meyer's condo and knocks on the door. The
wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?
Goldberg declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and
is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg 
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