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        Chris Hi, my name is Chris. How may I help you?
        You hi chris
        You is paddys ship sinking?
        You praying for a france win? lol
        Chris Hi there
        You ha, struggling to keep existing customers and not many new people turning up
        You i work for gamcare, and anything he would like to chat about, at all, im all ears. im only happy to try and help u paddy
        You £80 random to save your failing reputation?  nice try
        You ur missing of at least 4 0's
        You thats 10,000 down, and 80 back
        You did i not "deserve" any more
        You bravery is stupidity on your charity buster site is it not?
        You 2 people having a chat side by side choosing luck for people.....ahh, some have it good dont they
        You i think you've got 12 more chances at 50p to do something quite special and out of character
        You im not sweating
        You what was the tactics?
        You bejudgingly give....but spare some
        You i'll cost u 10 fold that amount
        You 80 to the power 10 u fat f***
        You congratulations, u have £6 worth of all games bonus
        You i'll keep u posted, but i figure u might know what luck ive got coming?
        You what does your software look like?
        You the one where u try and nurture people onto a hobby
        You and then milk them
        You the sequence pickers.....what a bad job
        You i think your sense of humour can only cost u. or in a fair world....it should
        You and it will
        You £4
        You i wont mind not having this tomorrow
        You ....ah then if i say that
        You will u take every option to save as per?
        You 10 x 50p, will it make it? ive only got enough for 8
        You ru there chris?
        You not much happening, im used to this
        You not exciting yet
        You ooooo nearly
        Chris Do you need my assistance with anything?
        You a win?
        You dont be tight
        Chris You need to pick these yourself.
        You this is crap
        You where is the 90% payback?
        You im not new, is that not helping?
        You what do u suggest potato boy?
        You how can i win?
        You any lucky superstitions u can tell me about?
        You are the guys waiting for me to click spin again?
        You or is just, they put on sets of 100 and then make more sets of 100 per night
        You theres as many to lose on as u need......
        You where are u?
        You who are chatting with?
        You trying to save your business?
        You ive lost 10s of 1000s, i can seem to win more than £2 or so from a 50p spin
        You whats the point?
        You are u choosing my next spin chris?
        You dual job op.
        You just won 5
        You it needs to count to 1  0  0  0 minimum
        You 100,000 pence
        You u know when u lose a lot, and theres many blank ones
        You and 2 unfashionable irish lads doing some shit dance
        You like....the nearlys will keep u trying....the next 10 can roll on
        You and then you'll be thinking....surely theres a win soon
        You and there is...
        You 65p for 50p risked
        You should have turned it up
        You window of opportunity missed aye?
        Chris If there is nothing I can help you with I will have to end this chat? I cannot pick your spins or any other kind of bets for you.
        You who does
        You friend of yours?
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        hi all, hi blue, dont move this please, its in the right place. sorry about the swear words, i could and should have used asterix like this - ****.  ahh, at least we are all over 18 happily.
        since ive last been on, ive been gambling unsuccessfully at paddypower.  why stay there, its rubbish?!  it is, but i dream of a big balance, and theres no people id rather be paid by.  the bingo has the same winners usually, whether free bingo or not, the roulette is magnet controlled and most slot spins are blank.  my message is, if u try a new site, and u fall in love with a game...dont stay there praying after it goes quiet for months on end. swap site, and play bingo for free at the same time, with your welcome bonus. u wont need to keep depositing will u?
        scum like paddypower regulate themselves how the see fit, u want rich owners, or consistancy, and if not free bingo bonus money, or all 3. paddy does 1 of these, and its as dry as a bone   rubbish site, dont stay where your not happy
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        theres some typing errors. oh well, and reading it back. txt somehow makes it seem like im shouting....but in my own head i was only talking, and being sarcastic? i was doing a pretend optimisism, but expecting the inevitable. yup   the last 24 hrs account history wont make them look too bad, but the last 2 years would. they cant not of had option to fix things honestly. u need a site who's licenser keeps all the random number generators 1000 miles away and under lock and key. i know USA still outlaws gambling where possible, its because who gives them the license, and the gaming commissions themselves are on the same team. they make their own rules some do, and maximize profit etc. if u set barriers, and cant keep them, u shouldnt play.  the ppl choosing my luck (15% payout or so) were mistaken when they thought i didnt mind losing. your just saying "surely soon" and no. be-bop and rock-steady still give u small wins only and try and keep u spinning. no "I" in team is there. i click spin, u pay little or none   ohh well, gla.
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        where is the funny part?
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        Ive lost at PaddyPower for the last 2 years, dont know if anyone else was struggling for luck. but i hope u all get loads, i thought casino's were are rich as banks? no?  the last 24 hrs account history wont make them look too bad, but the last 2 years would. they cant not of had option to fix things honestly. u need a site who's licenser keeps all the random number generators 1000 miles away and under lock and key. i know USA still outlaws gambling where possible, its because who gives them the license, and the gaming commissions themselves are on the same team. they make their own rules some do, and maximize profit etc. if u set barriers, and cant keep them, u shouldnt play.  the ppl choosing my luck (15% payout or so) were mistaken when they thought i didnt mind losing. your just saying "surely soon" and nope, still no change,  be-bop and rock-steady (my names for the people who add the sequence of spins....i imagine them side by side and laughing)  still give u small wins only and try and keep u spinning. no "I" in team is there. i click spin, they pay little or none  ohh well, gla.
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        i am sorry but.....WHAT/???
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          Forby.  I've removed the f word from your post.  Just because we are all over 18 dosn't mean we have to read it and it's certainly not acceptable on this forum.

          The post does not belong here - it is casino or bingo and will be moved accordingly.

          I think you have been told many times now about your rantings at Paddy Power and the answer remains the same ...STOP PLAYING THERE.

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          can someone please explain to me what just happened here????  what are we talking about lol
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          Hi, sorry if your confused, it read ok to me.
          this site has give me bad luck for 2 years, so there software is rigged, or
          they have that option i think.  i think "You" on the left, that is me and where
          it says "Chris" that would be livehelp.  i was chatting with him whilst on the
          last few 50p spins, went up to 80 from 20 (thats the first time for 12 months)
          and then started my livehelp chat when i had £5 left lol. my new post, it is
          funny....promise
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          Luck be on your side ... you'll need it
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          OK so where's the fun in thins loooooooooooooooooooong and boooooooooring post ?
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          This makes my head hurt.  :-/

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