My horrible experience with slots.....Grail Maiden!

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        As I have posted here on LCB before, I only play very, very simple slot games mostly consisting of fruits and 7s.  I stay FAR away from multi-line slots and multi-row slots.

        Knowing far better than to drift from reason, I tried the slot on Golden Casino called "Grail Maiden."  I have to admit, I was lured by the picture of the Grail Maiden, a saucy lass in Medeval dress, with a soft seductive smile.  My years of school, training in the practice of psychology could not provide me better judgement.  Ah, the dreaded, delightful gaze of the Grail Maiden!  Without a audible word from the Maiden, I could hear her call forth for me to take out my Bank America Card and lay down a goodly sum upon her ale stool!  Having lost my self control and blinded by forbiden lust,  I deposited $500 and set the wretched game to MAXIMUM BET!  In short, I lost my bankroll within 3 minutes! 

        My, my how gambling gets the better of our humanity!

        However, as I ponder my brief fling with the Grail Maiden, I remember that I wasted far, far more coin on my ex wife!  Perhaps I shall knock on the Maiden's door again......
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        LMAO!!!!! Psyche..you just made my whole day!!! grin grin grin grin grin

        Sorry you lost, but that was funny grin
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        But Gee, wasn't it great fun for the few minutes it lasted?? :-\ wink

        Sorry it didn't win you big Doc.
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        Sorry to hear about that drpsyce38, I have tried a bit of free spinning on the game and while it was "So-so" I really didn't care for it that much.

        But oh how wonderful would it have been, to have hit a monster!

        Maybe another day the maiden shall be more effusive with your touch cheesy
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        PMM.....yeah, well.....it was a better 3 min, AND less costly, than I often spent with the EX! I just may dust off the credit card when I get back from the Chinese restaurant tonight smiley
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        cheesy cheesy cheesy
        Thats the Spirit Doc... cheesy cheesy
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        Hi Doc,

        Horrible...........Nay but what a fair maiden! Lust looks not with the eyes....but the mind. For it was not in the ear the fine maiden whispered....but into your heart. It was not your lips she kissed, but your soul!!!!!

        Lips
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        Kissed my soul, and grabbed my wallet!
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        Well....I lost another wad$ at the divine, bare feet of the Grail Maiden!  I am going to have to spend a whole day playing roulette to recoup my losses! 

        By the way....here is a link that will give you an image of the game.  Men, and some women, beware!  One gaze from the Grail Maiden just might drain your wallet!

        http://www.newslotgames.com/images/new-slot-games/grail-maiden-oo-1_1.jpg
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        drpsyce38 wrote:

        Well....I lost another wad$ at the divine, bare feet of the Grail Maiden!  I am going to have to spend a whole day playing roulette to recoup my losses! 

        By the way....here is a link that will give you an image of the game.  Men, and some women, beware!  One gaze from the Grail Maiden just might drain your wallet!

        http://www.newslotgames.com/images/new-slot-games/grail-maiden-oo-1_1.jpg
        Of course you blew your wad.........after all it is the fair maiden..wink!
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        I dropped to the floor roaring with laughter at that comment Lips!!

        GOOD ONE!!!
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        Awwww drpsyce38, the fair maiden will get ya every time hun! I think you will get the best of her soon!!! wink
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        I dropped to the floor roaring with laughter at that comment Lips!!

        GOOD ONE!!!
        [/quote][quote author=genenco link=topic=5732.msg35554#msg35554 date=1251600566]
        I dropped to the floor roaring with laughter at that comment Lips!!

        GOOD ONE!!!
        I'm glad i could return the favor....you have the same affect!
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        Darn.  I lost another $200 to the Maiden.
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        She's a tart doc...........forget about her!!!! She is just a gold digger!

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