My satire on "you might be addicted to online gambling if:"

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        Thanks for this post from:

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        1. You try and have the word "playthru" removed from all dictionaries.

        2. You think the software has no clue what 20x, 25x, 30x, 40x playthru means.

        3. You have enough withdrawals set up to buy yourself a nice brand new 55 inch HDTV then continue to make deposits in hopes of a 65 inch one, only to end up with a 13 inch tv that doesnt have a clear picture.

        4. You honestly believe after your account balance goes way up its going to stay there or you will hit another big bonus.

        5. You get close to your 20x, 30x, 40x playthru number after hours and hours of playing then you decide to raise your bets and go for the kill and the only thing that gets killed is your account balance.

        6. You honestly think the finance departments care about your withdrawal and when you will get paid.

        7. You really feel your favorite customer service person will marry you because of the large withdrawal you just set up and you will get as many free chips as you want only to find out this person is married to the head of the finance department and your withdrawal is declined.

        8. You believe customer service and finance really cares about your deposit lost in cyber space.

        9. You think customer service is being extra, extra nice to you by going out of their way to help you with your deposit problem because the casino processor is down but if you give them all your personal banking information they promise you the deposit will go thru.
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        Omg i love this!!! Thank you!!

        I think this is my fav.....

        5. You get close to your 20x, 30x, 40x playthru number after hours and hours of playing then you decide to raise your bets and go for the kill and the only thing that gets killed is your account balance.

        Did you come up with this yourself?

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        7. You really feel your favorite customer service person will marry you because of the large withdrawal you just set up and you will get as many free chips as you want only to find out this person is married to the head of the finance department and your withdrawal is declined.


        LMAO! This one is great gunnylab! I guess that means that "JOHN" and I don't really have a meaningful relationship.
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        7. You really feel your favorite customer service person will marry you because of the large withdrawal you just set up and you will get as many free chips as you want only to find out this person is married to the head of the finance department and your withdrawal is declined.


        John @ Froggy... mine was named "John" too
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        lol Imagin n froggy...that dirty two timing John,what was he thinking?He should have known he'd get caught!!!!LMAO!!!
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        Ok, I will be honest with you.  I had just done 2 spins in a 12,000 credit, 12 minute tournament at Bet Phoenix when I picked up a pad of paper and I wrote this.  I completed it with 7 seconds left on the timer.  Guess what???  I didnt win any money in that tournament but was proud to be last in the standings. Do we need a thread to find out how many of you ladies are involved with John????
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        what, nobody likes Omar?  c'mon, folks...

        I was just playing a BP tourney, too!  Right after requesting $42 withdrawal from my $10 deposit off of money I won at Jackpot Capital.  5 spins in, the casino suddenly lost connection.  When I was finally able to get the login screen to work, it said I was still logged in and to try again in 10 minutes.  Ha ha...I was probably in queue to win the #1 spot.  Now I'm probably number 500, or 1000.  Luckily, I don't care!
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        4. You honestly believe after your account balance goes way up its going to stay there or you will hit another big bonus.


        That would be me~~~

        Yeah no kidding...I am addicted to ...

        Thanks, this is great!

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        6. You honestly think the finance departments care about your withdrawal and when you will get paid.


        GASP! You mean they don't??? I'm just stunned!!
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        I liked #9.  Honestly I'm not that thrilled about how "gleeful" c.s. is while you're handing them your ID and personal information.  "Hey, make me happy and loosen up those slots!"

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