Slots are Pre-programmed to Tease and Tempt

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        Hi Slot Players,

        Though slots are set by random hits.....they are also pre-programmed to tease and tempt us. Perhaps the theory starts from the temptation of the apple with Adam and Eve. Lead us not into temptation.........hmmmm.....we are more like moth's to the flame when it comes to slots!!!!

        The software is set up to tease us....tantalize us til we beg for more. We come close to the jackpot....thinking yessssss i know, i just know it's gonna hit. We get two bonus symbols...c'mon the third one is just right around the corner. The wild symbols splash across screen....omg it's gonna be big.....only to be divided by 2 bonus symbols!!!

        So we play and we play, certain that this IS the machine.....I've come so close its gotta hit! When right before our eyes what do we see......You do not have sufficient funds to play this game. Would you like to visit the cashier now?

        Deliver us from evil......hell no....one more 20...this time for sure it will hit!!!!

        How many times has your slot teased you?

        Lips
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        SO SO true!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( It happen to me all morning at the land casino I played at today >:( >:( >:(Nonsense...
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        i love it i love it i love it what are you sitting next to me when i play?
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        lipstick_xoxos wrote:

        Hi Slot Players,

        Though slots are set by random hits.....they are also pre-programmed to tease and tempt us. Perhaps the theory starts from the temptation of the apple with Adam and Eve. Lead us not into temptation.........hmmmm.....we are more like moth's to the flame when it comes to slots!!!!

        The software is set up to tease us....tantalize us til we beg for more. We come close to the jackpot....thinking yessssss i know, i just know it's gonna hit. We get two bonus symbols...c'mon the third one is just right around the corner. The wild symbols splash across screen....omg it's gonna be big.....only to be divided by 2 bonus symbols!!!

        So we play and we play, certain that this IS the machine.....I've come so close its gotta hit! When right before our eyes what do we see......You do not have sufficient funds to play this game. Would you like to visit the cashier now?

        Deliver us from evil......hell no....one more 20...this time for sure it will hit!!!!

        How many times has your slot teased you?

        Lips



        i hate when sluts tease me..
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        As usual, Lips insight is dead on.  Not only do they tease...."OMG!  2 7s and just one away from a third!  Dang...I better keep playin'!"

        But even bigger than that is the psychological effect of the sounds and lights.  The FLASH FLASH and BLING BLING keep you playing.
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        in all seriousness..i am not so sure if it teases me, or pisses me off.

        it is always me against the machine...and i will play my last five cents trying to beat it.

        i have won well over 10,000 on a few occasions, and brought it right down to nothing because that stupid machine turned on me, and i was determned to turn it back around.  didn't care about the money..not now, or ever...just the fight.
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        Ahhh...the bells, sounds, lights and the MATH of gambling will getcha!
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        These things are really designed to turn your brain ON.  If one is caught up in a slot game the will turn down sex, food, etc.  This is powerful stuff.  The best way to play slots would be with ear plugs and close your eyes!  I know....NOT going to happen!
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        slots i don't seem to mind so much.....its the BlackJack that pisses me off..i would love to see the casino manager/owners have a session of BlackJack ....and see how they like getting robbed
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        soda69 wrote:

        slots i don't seem to mind so much.....its the BlackJack that pisses me off..i would love to see the casino manager/owners have a session of BlackJack ....and see how one can't help but think it's fixed.

        its video poker with me..i am the video poker queen.
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        Nal,

        Video poker is my drug of choice at the land casino. That is ALL i play! Not to mention video poker gives the player a better edge of winning than slots.

        Lips
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        Yes, Lips..that's why that's all I ever used to play..definately has the better edge.

        It really is great online too, microgaming my favorite.  Some better than others.  Jackpot Factory Group my favorite.  Maybe someday soon when we become legal again, you will be able to play.  Didn't you have any accounts before??  Or are you from one of those states that just totally withdrew?  that's what happened, huh..must be

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