What luck can u expect? (funny, well i think so)

for 50p spins at the site i usually lose at....anyone play bouncyballs? (25 balls, 5 + together connected horizontally or vertically is a winner)
1. nothing
2. nearly big but 0p
3. nothing
4. success fifteen pences
5. nothing
6. annoying
7. barely 2 connected, many colours, non exciting
8,9, nothing
10. nearly big, but actually only 65p.....and a msg saying oooo 5 away from a big one!!
but then no, just repeat sequence above, but not in the same order.

My livehelp chat at tight as ducks PaddyPower:

Stephen H Hi, my name is Stephen H. How may I help you?

You that took a while, firstly say "sorry for the wait"

Stephen H good evening Oliver, apologies for the delay how can i help

You lol

You good evening indeed

You i think my software has a glitch

Stephen H ok

You the only wins are small and most are blank

You have a look at the last 1000 spins on bouncyballs on my account

Stephen H ok is this games related?

You yes

You bingo sidegames

Stephen H ill transfer you then Oliver
Stephen H has disconnected.

Alan Hi, my name is Alan. How may I help you?

You have a guess

You paddy power hasnt been at all helpful for me yet

Alan Let me read the chat previous for you

You yup

Alan Ok, so what do you think the glitch is?

You small wins or blank spins

You nothing to have a withdrawal to weight up in more than a year

Alan I don't understand, as in you are not getting enough for withdrawals?

You yes

You they burn money, but nobody else with that amount of bad luck would see a point in playing

Alan But how is that a glitch? It is just unfortunate that you are not winning.

You i constantly put my faith in your site being fair, but i think u could have a problem with the luck choosers being racist?

You is it unfortunate?

You would that be the most correct word?

You how many hitlers does your whiteface only country employ?

Alan Well maybe unlucky. But I am afraid because you don't win, doesn't mean it is a glitch. Sorry

Alan I am sorry, but I am not entertaining that

You how much do u owe me?

You can u tell me what my win % has been

You does it not makes itself accurate at the end of each month or something?

You what was on the spins that said "bet failed" too

You ?

Alan Please do not put racists comments in this chat or we will not be able to help.

You no im not, im saying u seem it

Alan You did indeed

Alan Please do not do this again.

Alan I am willing to help you with any genuine queries

You u have a reputation to uphold yes?

You i wouldnt first hand know why it would any other than a bad one...

Alan I am sorry if you feel this way, but unfortunately you have been unlucky.

You ...for 3 years?

You u want me to help u?

You im like a good chaperone...i can help new customers feel at home

You is there any vacancies at paddy power, or do i just have to work for free until im noticed?

You hello? you've gone quiet

You alan?

Alan For vacancies please visit:

www.workwithpaddy.com

You yeh, i thought youd say that

You ive transfered to your section, because the 1st livehelp guy claimed to be none the wiser about my massive bad luck sequence on a slot game

You that was the main query i had

You where have the spins gone missing to that would make my payback percentage anywhere within the vacinity of 90%?

You is this all u do?

You or is the other part of your job, making sure people get their timing wrong with turning the stake up or down on the spinners?

You where has paddy sent my proportion of good luck too?

You ive paid that fat old bad santa too many mince pies

You that bloke off the adverts....u know the - "Paddy cant get u them pies back, but he can give you your money back" - and then have me sat at home in my chair swearing at blank spins and small wins

dude you really need seek help

Funny?? Hmmmmm....no! I'm not sure i understand what your point is either.

As a gambler,I'm sure you know that we all lose at some point.

I've never played at paddypower but I'm sure they are no better or worse than some others.

Time for you to maybe play elsewhere!

Once again you have resurfaced with your relentless pursuit to bash this site. You have been warned about this personal vendetta you have against them not only in the past but now as well. The more you try bring this site down the more obvious it becomes to members that your motives are purely vindictive.

As a result of constant warnings there is only one thing left LCB can do and that is to place you on a temporary ban from posting.

Lips

Forby, I can see that you have a real problem with gambling... you need help with that addiction... and from the way you ramble, I would say that may not be the only addiction you need some help with... I hope you get some kind of help soon.

katt

all i can do is smh and say i have seen some weird posts here but u take the cake (congrats)

did this work?

well, i must have more money than sense. also it appears my temporary chat ban
has been lifted.  Firstly, i wasnt fishing for insults, but i take them gladly, im glad
u all feel free to say whatever u feel, i like everyone still.....

"personal vendetta against the site" ?? - correct, i feel better for sharing too

the latest chat went like this: 

Andrew Hi, my name is Andrew. How may I help you?

You hi, which of your games and slots arent lose only booby traps Andy?  i never have any optimism when playing on any game on the whole of PaddyPower

Andrew Hi Oliver, for that I need to transfer you to the game chat

Andrew Please hold

You ive not had a big win here in 3 years, is it because im not new?  i look at the map, u know where u show the daily winners. its like barely the equivelent of the smallest red on D.O.N.D show
Andrew has disconnected.

Conor L Hi, my name is Conor L. How may I help you?

You holding away.....aahhhh YAWN, u cant find the staff nowadays

Conor L Hi Oliver

You hi Conor

You which staff members choose my luck for your games? who puts on the sequence of spins should i be foolish enough to click spin time and time again to reach them (the more nothing much special, generally lose or 15p win for 50p) ??

Conor L All games are designed around fixed odds. Each game is generated in isolation. Therefore if you have won money on the last five games there is nothing to say you will be less likely to win on the next just because you are on a winning streak.

You a what hahahahaha

You winning streak? u mean youd like me to always give u it back searching for more reward?

You after a big win, like 10 x my stake.....after ive reached that particular one, that was 100 spins away...

You ....u and your fair system might not be finished and could have more tricks up its sleeve?

Conor L  There are no tricks involved in slots Oliver

You just the sound of tumbleweed in the background?

You does anyone win?

You u say its all random, i think u and the team like to think u have a special knack of putting the outcome of the spins in a particular order?

You ...the to keep u spinning spin, and then theres the win, but not to break u anywhere near even spin, the small wins so u say - at least it was more than nothing etc

Conor L We don't determine the outcome of any of the spins Oliver

You lies

You the livehelp staff u mean?

Conor L I am not lying. Paddy Powre do not determine any of the outcomes on any of the games

You who are the unsung hero's that work for the same company, whats the whole extent of your list of staff?

You who does? the queen?

You hello? did i guess correctly?

You old cow

You shes overpaid if anyone was...

Conor L The Queen has nothing to do with Paddy Power Oliver

You arse licker

Really?? is this necessary? Maybe the ban wasn't long enough.................leave the filty language behind............

Lol, am I allowed to ask for a translator for this thread because I cant figure out whats going on?????  It reads like a bunch of mumble jumble to me.

          Dude..."Just say no".      Seriously though,  that conversation is not only hard to follow, but why continue playing at a place where you don't seem to get anywhere or win anything?  Play somewhere else,  complaining about it isn't going to get you anywhere or change anything.  Losing is a risk we as gamblers must accept and be able to come to terms with or we shouldn't do it at all.  By the way, Katt, you and Lips are right.

This was absolutely the funniest thing I've read on this website.  Not only did he not get banned, but went straight back to posting the chat lo. gs.  Hilarious.

It's a little hard to understand the writing, but I get it and thin.
k it's really funny.  He's just really frustrated at the constant losing.