Worst RTG slots

Just curious, what are your personal WORST RTG slots?
I have a whole bunch on my personal scrapheap, in no particular order:

Hillbillies
Funky Monkey
Mister (no) Money
Aladdins Wishes

And all those awful Wooden Boy-like slots, the only one I like is London Inspector.

Oh, and that new Ocean Dreams slot is on its way to the list here, I'm gonna give it a few more tries, but so far it has been terrible.
Scatters only seem to block the wilds, freespins are hard as nails to get.
Paytable sucks.

I don't like

Hillbillies

Big Shot

Bunko Bonanza

Funky Monkey

Wooden Boy...BORING!

Ocean Dreams is another snooze fest.

That's all I can think of right now.

I am sure there are tons more I am forgetting


:-*

goldbeard
king of swing

Ditto! Except I seem to do well on the new ocean dreams game!
Also Derby Dollars and that ugly get up she is wearing, just that alone makes me not wanna play it, Tally Ho, Bunko Bonanza.... 

I gotta say, I go down the list when I visit and play them all for variety..I certainly have favourites, but find they pretty much pay the same at the end of the day.
My dislikes come from poor graphics and dull bonus rounds.
The worst I suppose, though its' a matter of perspective, is high-variance bonus rounds...where it can pay poo or amzing depending what ya poke/pick for the amount of spins or muliplier....cuz the ya can get nothing and youre bummbed
As I said, it's perspective.....if you're a lucky picker, that could be the huge win too

Diamond Dozen is the absolute worse game for me. Not one single time could i even catch a half way decent bonus round or single slot win!

Lips

Diamond Dozen, really? Thats one of my old time favourites, lol!
That Diamond Delight feauture can pay pretty good, especially when hit in free spins.. got 4 white diamonds in free spins once, hit something like
3x 5x 6x 3x
That was very nice!
But triggering the free spins can be a real PITA on this one..

I also gave up on Loose Caboose, too damn frustrating, if I play 500 spins and finally trigger that cashtrainfeauture and get... 3 free spins...2x multiplier and 1 extra wild I want to throw my PC out of the window.
It should be forbidden that a game can give only 3 free spins, period!

Almost forgot, Prince of Sherwood!
GAWD-AWFUL!!
I absolutely HATE it when scatters have to line up.
Scatters are scatters, and when I hit 3 of them I just want something, ok?!

Haunted Opera gives me a headache within 30 seconds, awful sound!
Boring game.

And then there is T-Rex..
Cant say I dont like the game, I play it almost every session, it just never pays me a big win.
90 bucks on a 50 cent spin is still the best I ever got on it.
If I only compare that to  the hits I got on Mystic Dragon, Triton, Mayan Queen, Paydirt, Realm of Riches and even Santa strikes Back...its pathetic.
But I'll just keep hammering it. One day it will pay up... I hope..
All I want is 5 T-Rex on a payline... just once.. 

Oh man, my husband loves hillbillies. I usually play golden retriever or cleopatras gold or king of swing

I just had Loose Caboose earlier today at casino titan.  I was down to only $50 left, it hit bonus rd, 4 free spins, 1 wild symbol, 2x multiplier which won me less than $5.  continued to play and got the bonus rd again and this time also had 4 free spins, 1 wild symbol, 2x multiplier, which won me less than $7.  I feel you slotbeuker, lol, I just wanted to throw my laptop to wall also, lucky I didnt do it, lol.

I don't like Loose Caboose either, I know some people that do well on that game, but I am not one of them...


:-*

dam, loose caboose got me again at betphoenix casino, I spin $500 plus on this game, 1st rd of bonus was 7 free spins, 1 wild symbol, 2x which won me $22, 2nd rd of bonus was 4 free spins, 1 wild symbol, 2x which won me less than $7 and 3rd rd of bonus with 3 free spins, 1 wild, 2x won me less than $3.  My balance went down to zero so fast, I need to avoid this game next time I play, maybe, lol.