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      Rough night for Santa....LOL
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      Reindeer burgers also?? sounds interesting
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      Oh, this is an oldie but a goodie.....LOL


      1 cup water
      1 cup of sugar
      4 large eggs
      2 cups dried fruit
      1 teaspoon baking soda
      1 teaspoon salt
      1 cup brown sugar
      lemon juice
      nuts
      1 gallon whiskey

      Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
      Take a large bowl.
      Check the whiskey again to be sure it is
      of the highest quality.
      Pour one level cup and drink.
      Repeat.
      Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter
      in a large, fluffy bowl.
      Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
      Make sure the whiskey is still OK.
      Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
      Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck
      in the cup of dried fruit.
      Mix on the turner.
      If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers,
      pry it loose with a drewscriver.
      Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
      Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something, Who cares.
      Check the whiskey.
      Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
      Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
      Whatever you can find.
      Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
      Don't forget to beat off the turner.
      Throw the bowl out of the window.
      Check the whiskey again.
      Go to bed.
      Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?

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      LMAOOOOO...
      I tried fruitcake once .... ONCE.. i remember asking if i was gonna die now..
      i washed it down with eggnog, after the eggnog i thought i was
      going to faint or something, eggnog is horrible too.....that was some nasty stuff...

      I was drunk 
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      I agree, those are two Holiday treats, that are no treats to me.  >:( >:(

      lmao

                                                                PMM
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      How about that white stuff.. Divinity?
      Is that what it's called.. another YUCK!

      My most favorite got to be the my family called it "Texas Trash"
      because my step grandmother made it she was from Texas
      it was DELICIOUS and addicting.. its like a chex mix..
      but she had that special way of making it, and NONE of us
      can duplicate it .. she's gone and the recipe was always a secret
      gosh do i crave it every christmas.. but no more!
      have to settle for chex mix style!
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      Now don't sign any papers for me, but I HAVE had fruitcake which was quite good. Fresh and moist (Nope, no booze included) and it came from a (Get this) a small asian bakery in Iowa back in 1996.

      Nuts, poppy seeds, some raspberries and none of those hard fruits included, plus a hint of mint. I did send it some people who begged for the addy.

      I'm sure they are closed now, pity, that was the only time I liked fruitcake.
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      PMM2008 wrote:

      Oh, this is an oldie but a goodie.....LOL


      1 cup water
      1 cup of sugar
      4 large eggs
      2 cups dried fruit
      1 teaspoon baking soda
      1 teaspoon salt
      1 cup brown sugar
      lemon juice
      nuts
      1 gallon whiskey

      Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
      Take a large bowl.
      Check the whiskey again to be sure it is
      of the highest quality.
      Pour one level cup and drink.
      Repeat.
      Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter
      in a large, fluffy bowl.
      Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
      Make sure the whiskey is still OK.
      Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
      Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck
      in the cup of dried fruit.
      Mix on the turner.
      If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers,
      pry it loose with a drewscriver.
      Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
      Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something, Who cares.
      Check the whiskey.
      Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
      Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
      Whatever you can find.
      Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
      Don't forget to beat off the turner.
      Throw the bowl out of the window.
      Check the whiskey again.
      Go to bed.
      Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?




      ROTFLLLL...I've never tried fruit cake before! I think this holidays I'll catch up with you!
      Guys, let's continue the cartoon about Santa! What happened after the incident from the first post?
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      Ok, i must be the odd one out.....i LOVE fruit cake!! But, i do have scruples!! No citron....(that nasty clear stuff) has to be just cherries and nuts!!

      Oh yeah can't forget some liquor too!!

      Lips

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