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      ha ha ha...
      I've got one for ya too,stdmuff.

      Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

      A: Keep it in the cow. 
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      A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife.
      He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water."
      She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!"
      He replied, "Thank God!"
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      Good ones stdmuff, Nan and Johnny.

      I got one in an email tonight but I think it's a bit too rude to post here.

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      This guy's walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out. "Oh master," it says, "your wish is my command."

      Great, thinks the guy, his chance has finally come! "Genie," he demands, "give me a willie that touches the floor." Whereupon both his legs fell off.
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      Haha, great one Froggy!
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      A friend had just txt this joke to me now,

      A wife said to her husband "how would you describe me?"
      Husband replies "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,

      Wife confused asked "and whats that suppose to mean?

      Husband said "your Awesome, Beatiful, Cute, Divine, Elegant, Funny, Gorgous, and hot

      Wife says "oh honey thats so sweet but you forgot i,j,k

      Husband replies "IM JUST KIDDING

      And i think you know what happens after that (slap.slap)
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      Haha, nice one Keza!
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      Heh heh - I like that Keza.  Very clever.

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      Heard this 1 the other day & thought it was purty funny.

      What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit???

      You gonna eat that?

      Heheeee! Sick & Twisted, but funny as heck.
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      lmaoooooooo that's a good one luvkitty. Maybe with a bun and a bit of mustard it could be tasty.
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      A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

      They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

      His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
      "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

      When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

      His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

      "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

      A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

      Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

      Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

      The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
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