Best (and worst) pick-up lines

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        Some people actually do use lines to approach someone. I have used them to break the ice in a purely knowing cheesey manner to see the other person groan.

        What are the best worst you've heard or used?

        'Excuse me, may I see something" (reach into nape of shirt, look at tag).."Just as I thought..Made in Heaven"
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        Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny. 
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        amyspear wrote:

        Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny. 


        I must be warped - it really made me laugh.  However, I don't think I would appreciate it if someone said it to me.

        "my face is leaving in 5 minutes - be on it" is an old classic but I've never had it said to me.

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        lol...okay, I admit, it is kind of funny...
        blueday wrote:

        amyspear wrote:

        Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny. 


        I must be warped - it really made me laugh.  However, I don't think I would appreciate it if someone said it to me.

        "my face is leaving in 5 minutes - be on it" is an old classic but I've never had it said to me.

        blue
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        Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.


        Puhlllleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!

        Lips
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        Heres one that always made me laugh as one of the worst possible.....

        "I see you picking your nose, can I offer you a kleenex?"


        I don't know why but it makes me laugh.

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        Here is a good one:

        Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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        I was thinking of redecorating and  your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor
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        PMM2008 wrote:

        Heres one that always made me laugh as one of the worst possible.....

        "I see you picking your nose, can I offer you a kleenex?"


        I don't know why but it makes me laugh.

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        Lmaooooooooooooo wow.......ya know that line just might work!! Nothing will get my attention more than a sense of humor! .....well almost anything.........wink!!

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        I actually saw a rather unattractive guy wearing a tee shirt that read:  "Hello, I F...K on the First Date."
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        Saw the same one.......cracked me up. Was it a chubby kid?

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        Yes.....I think its on the net somewhere...let me try to find it and post the link!
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        And the ever so popular.

        I know you have to be tired because you have been running through my mind all day.

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        Lips...I found the link:

        http://www.funnygallery.net/funny-pictures/825/I-Fuck-On-The-First-Date/

        Though, I typed "F... on the first date" in thy Yahoo Search Engine and saw things I should not have seen......
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        Pick up: you know, I have cabfare home on my headboard
        Turn down: go home with you? I don't think 2 people can fit under a rock

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