Best (and worst) pick-up lines

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  • Some people actually do use lines to approach someone. I have used them to break the ice in a purely knowing cheesey manner to see the other person groan.

    What are the best worst you've heard or used?

    'Excuse me, may I see something" (reach into nape of shirt, look at tag).."Just as I thought..Made in Heaven"

  • Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny.  frown


  • Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny.  frown


    I must be warped - it really made me laugh.  However, I don't think I would appreciate it if someone said it to me.

    "my face is leaving in 5 minutes - be on it" is an old classic but I've never had it said to me.

    blue
  • lol...okay, I admit, it is kind of funny...



    Some are pretty smooth and some are so funny they charm you, however...."Did you just fart? because you are blowing me away." - this would have to be the worst, because it's definitely not smooth and not even funny.  frown


    I must be warped - it really made me laugh.  However, I don't think I would appreciate it if someone said it to me.

    "my face is leaving in 5 minutes - be on it" is an old classic but I've never had it said to me.

    blue
  • Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.


    Puhlllleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!

    Lips
  • Heres one that always made me laugh as one of the worst possible.....

    "I see you picking your nose, can I offer you a kleenex?"


    I don't know why but it makes me laugh.

                                                              PMM

  • Here is a good one:

    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

  • I was thinking of redecorating and  your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor


  • Heres one that always made me laugh as one of the worst possible.....

    "I see you picking your nose, can I offer you a kleenex?"


    I don't know why but it makes me laugh.

                                                              PMM
    Lmaooooooooooooo wow.......ya know that line just might work!! Nothing will get my attention more than a sense of humor! .....well almost anything.........wink!!

    Lips
  • I actually saw a rather unattractive guy wearing a tee shirt that read:  "Hello, I F...K on the First Date."

  • Saw the same one.......cracked me up. Was it a chubby kid?

    Lips
  • Yes.....I think its on the net somewhere...let me try to find it and post the link!

  • And the ever so popular.

    I know you have to be tired because you have been running through my mind all day.

    Tony

  • Lips...I found the link:

    http://www.funnygallery.net/funny-pictures/825/I-Fuck-On-The-First-Date/

    Though, I typed "F... on the first date" in thy Yahoo Search Engine and saw things I should not have seen......

  • Pick up: you know, I have cabfare home on my headboard
    Turn down: go home with you? I don't think 2 people can fit under a rock

  • Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

  • (lick you thumb, run across yours and her lapel)..'Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes'


  • (lick you thumb, run across yours and her lapel)..'Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes'


    Heh heh - I love it.  Never heard that one before.

    blue
  • Great legs, what time do they open?


  • Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
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    [quote author=drpsyce38 link=topic=7329.msg52396#msg52396 date=1259064023]
    Great legs, what time do they open?


    Do you use these?  I bet you don't.  shocked  grin

    blue
  • ONE QUESTION,

    DO YOU GUYS:

    a.)  GET SLAPPED ALOT

    b.)  GET LAUGHED AT

    c.)  GET LUCKY ALOT

    lmao

  • lmao, im not so cheesey id use them for serious, lol....i find, 'hi, I'm jay' is just fine as an icebreaker, lol

  • Blue....I don't use them.  In fact, I am at a very LOW point in my life about picking anything up.  Now days I get excited over parking my car in a tight parking space.


  • Blue....I don't use them.  In fact, I am at a very LOW point in my life about picking anything up.  Now days I get excited over parking my car in a tight parking space.



    Awwww.  Big hug for you.

    blue
  • Well the worst.. and the best, and the funniest.. was..

    "Nice shoes, wanna F**K?"...

    I'm not saying no more..   :-\

  • Don't beat about the bush, just get to the point

    Ever heard anyone use that?

    blue

  • To a girl whose name you know (ie, um Cathy)..'F**k me if I'm wrong, but isnt your name Sue?'

  • If you were a booger I’d pick you first

  • omfg....ba hahahahahahahaha

  • If i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me.

    Yes..very cheesy

    Tony

  • "Com'on, faster tomato.. Ketchup.."

    lol.. im just kidding... really i am

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