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        I thought maybe we could do something like a Best Quote
        Funny Stuff, Phrases, or Crazy things that happened during the Year 2009
        Bring back some memories, can be anything that happened!
        in the 2009 year in the LCB Forum..
        So members i know darn tootn' well you all got some goodies!
        Whatever you find or remember post it, be great to take a look back!!
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        blueday wrote:

        Most Online Today: 2462. Most Online Ever: 2462 (Today at 04:39:13 PM)

        That is incredible.

        Great job for sure.

        blue



        Heres One for Sure... BROKE A RECORD FOR MOST ONLINE!!!

        October 16th 2009
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        I scurry through all the quotes Nal made........so many too choose from.......i will be back with some!!!!!!!!!

        Great idea............wink!!

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        Tony Trader wrote:

        Heres another one folk's,

        Do you remember when the first cell phones came out? It looked like you were carrying a suitcase on your shoulder..The phone was as big as you house phone..it has a cord running from the phone to the luggage sack it was attached to and when you had it in you car you had to velcro it to the dashboard. OMGGGGG i am LMAOOOO just thinking about it.

        Tony


        This one does it for me.

        blue


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        I got some in mind too lips!!!
        I thought it was a good idea!!
        and YES Nal has some good ones!!!
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        soda69 wrote:

        while i was on a date i pee'd in my pants - 'nuf said.

        This one was quoted in "Most Embarressing Moment"

        I'm sorry Soda.. but i LOVED this one.. i laughed for DAYS!!!
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        LooneySyl wrote:

        So I'm dating this guy ten years my junior (I'm no cougar but younger men seem to be attracted to me)...Anyways, he asked me if my bird had ever been shaved - tweet tweet ..LOL   I said...nope.  Needless to say he got the bowl of water, shaver and cream.  Ok i'm game but im thinking im not sure i like this.

        When it became clear he wanted it like this 24/7....I ran for the hills...it felt creepy LMAO

        End of that boyfriend...even thought he was as cute as a bugs ear with green eyes
        Unforgettable..........i loved this one!!
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        Just a helpful hint for those who want to quote from another section and don't know how. Go to post and quote it in the other section.......copy it....come back and paste here!!

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        LMMAAAOOOOOO loooooool
        Oh my goodness forgive me for laughing soooo loud and hard!!!!!

        ahahahhahahaaaaaaaa

        Good one Lips!!!
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        Imagin.ation wrote:

        soda69 wrote:

        while i was on a date i pee'd in my pants - 'nuf said.

        This one was quoted in "Most Embarressing Moment"

        I'm sorry Soda.. but i LOVED this one.. i laughed for DAYS!!!


        What a gem.

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        LOOOL.. I loved it Blue.. That was just one unexpected response by him!
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        Imagin.ation wrote:

        My car was in the shop, my job is maybe 10 miles from my home
        so as an adventure, i said.. i'll just take the bus (about 5 years since i rode the bus)

        Well standing on the bus-stop waiting, along comes a bird.. he does his duty on me
        and out of all the maybe 20 people standing there, it hits ME.. in my uniform
        i run into the convience store right by the stop, im crying my eyes out, mad as heck
        begging the clerk to please help me get this "duty" of me, guys i was really, really upset..
        Suddenly the guy says.. "okay calm down, stop panicking.."
        Hands me a bunch of wet paper towels, and also helps me to clean it off
        As he was cleaning it he says.. "you know something.. it's good luck"

        I dried up my tears, and kinda looked at him and said.."really :'( "
        he says yes..beleive me.. so i calmed down, got myself together, went back out to
        the bus-stop..few minutes later the bus came.

        That evening after work, stopped by a favorite machine of mine to play
        and HIT, being a few months not anything.. paid me 450.00
        I thought about that bird doing his duty.. and said to myself..he was right
        it is good luck 

        So maybe if we all go outside and wait for a bird to do his duty on us
        we ALL will have good luck too!
        But then i got this image.. Guy standing next to you, both look at each other
        then the question.. "Any Duty yet?" Nope no duty on me.. 



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        and then here's Jimb's response...

        Jimbeaux wrote:

        Hmmmm,

        Now I have images of placing a large fan under the chicken coop...

        I wonder if it is even luckier when it hits the fan.


        and then others..

        [quote author=PMM2008 link=topic=5020.msg27769#msg27769 date=1247454489]
        Gee Imagin.ation...I had never heard that before...A bird duty on you is somehow good luck.
              Hey..if there is any truth to it at all, count me in. I'll be spending alot more time outisde from now on. 

                Cute Post!!!


        LoooooL.. we did some crazy stuff through this year!!

        I cannot beleive i thought bird duty was lucky   but i DID!

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        LMAO - "bird duty".

        Just love the terminology there Imagin.

        blue

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