I have my Hazel who is in my profile pic and i have a tiny little Chihuahua mix who is a holy terror. He is going to be 13 years old come this summer! I think he has lived so long because he is so damn mean!
Rule 1: If he sits in your lap your not allowed to pet him. That's a big no no!
Rule 2: If he is laying in the chair that you wish to occupy you might as well forget about it. He will growl and show his teeth!
Rule 3: When he decides he wants to mark his territory and he is scolded for it, you might want to keep a fair distance from him cuz he will threaten to bite your ankles if you get too close.
Rule 4: He is a very finicky eater. There is only one dog food he will eat and if the store is out of it and i purchase another kind...he will go on a hunger strike.
Rule 5: When sitting in my lap don't come within a 20 feet of where i am. If you even attempt to walk across the room near me.....he will warn you......BACK OFF she is mine!!
Rule 6: Don't even attempt to befriend him. He has one love and one love only and that's me.
This little 10 pound dog rules the house. Last month took the cake with his antics. I have a friend who moved in with me last summer. She loves bugsy! Why? I am still trying to figure that out.
As she sitting on the couch Bugsy decides he wants to sit in her lap. Excited that he is showing her some love she bends down to give him a kiss. A kiss is not what he was looking for.........her lap was his only interest. He lets her know this by biting her on the nose!!!!
As the blood poured down her face i was in total horror! Off to the the emergency room we go because we feared the worst...stitches. He left two big bite marks on her nose. The doc said she was lucky the bite was not deeper and stitches were not necessary.
This poor girl had to go to work for a week with a nose that looked like it was on the battlefield. I came this close to putting him down as result. I just didn't have the heart to do it. I am too much of a dog lover. I tease my friend now as we try to find some comic relief! Her new name is Marcia Marcia!!!
Yes i know what your all probably thinking. He was not disciplined!! I'm afraid that not quite true. He is psychotic! But i have to admit.........i love him.
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- Sweet little Bugsy. He is getting old and set in his ways.
Your description of how he acts had me smiling. (all except what your friend had to go thru. )
I have known other little dogs like this, and although some of their behaviors are less than what we would like, we love them just the same. We learn to accomadate for their personality.
Bless little Bugsy. What can you do but love him to pieces. He doesnt know he is psychotic. lol
Thanks for sharing Lips.....and (try to) give Bugsy a hug from me.
He is adorable by the way.
- Ooooooo Lips, Bugsy is cute as much as Hazelnut!!!
I don't really think he is so much psychotic but he is just simply getting old...you know, when we, human gets older, we become very grumpy except my sweet great grand mama!!!...ha ha ha!!!
I can only imagine what you and your friend went through...wow, bless your friend!
Take good care of your sweet babies,Lips!!! You are a good momma!!!
- Awwwww...My older sis took in something like that once. He was a real piece of work and while he "Tolerated" me, I kind of liked him and got along as best as I could.
He'd been abused by males and so I gave room when he wanted it though. I cried when I buried him (Hit by a car, he was an explorer type) and I was glad I had the time with him though.
OMG!!! I LOVE this dog!!!!
Lips, I flicked on this story, thinking it was some cool bank robbery story that we like...or some cool old movie named Bugsy...but it is the coolest dog I have ever seen.
You picked the perfect name. What a little rebel!!! and his expression looks just like you described him...he has that..stay the hell away from me look..hehehe
i was laughing so hard reading this post, i couldn't see from the tears in my eyes.
your poor friend...but CLEARLY she should have known better.
and what a meanie...marcia..marcia...oh my nose...oh my nose
peeps pulled that marcia on me when i broke mine....meanies
i love that dog. bugsy. what a great post....thanks
- hehe...thanks lips
Not to take away from Bugsy...because he is AWESOME!!!! But I have a funny one
I am passing on.
I heard this Chihuahua story the same day you posted yours:
I know most of you have pets and are dog lovers and will help.
Our neighbor, Marie, has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him.
Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and realized he was gone. She called out to him and he never responded.
She then noticed the back door was open. She has been putting up signs everywhere in an effort to have him returned. A picture of him is included below.
Thanks for your help.
- lipstick_xoxos wrote:
For the love of God!!!!!!!!!! You got me on that one!!!!! Holy cripesssssssssssss!!! Lmaoooooooo!!
Wow wow wow!! That is right up there with the mascara on your butt line!!!!
you know...i never thought the mascara thing was so funny...cannot believe you even remember that. i had to think hard on that for a minute.
i was waiting all day for you to read this one tho...hehe...weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
God help the little guy if she farts
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