Cold is A Relative thing

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        If you live in a very cold weather place you know what i am talking about.

        65 above zero:
        Floridians turn on the heat.
        People in Ohio plant gardens.


        60 above zero:
        Californians shiver uncontrollably.
        People in Ohio sunbathe.


        50 above zero:
        Italian & English cars won't start.
        People in Ohio drive with the windows down..


        40 above zero:
        Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, l hats.
        People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.


        35 above zero:
        New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
        People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.


        20 above zero:
        People in Miami all die.
        Ohioans close the windows.


        Zero:
        Californians fly away to Mexico.
        People in Ohio get out their winter coats.


        10 below zero:
        Hollywood disintegrates.
        The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.


        20 below zero:
        Washington DC runs out of hot air.
        People in Ohio let the dogs sleep indoors.


        30 below zero:
        Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
        Ohioans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.


        40 below zero:
        ALL atomic motion stops.
        People in Ohio start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'


        50 below zero:
        Hell freezes over.
        The Browns win the Super Bowl

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        Thats a good one Tony!
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        You're right 60 is COLD for me.. @ 55 i'm already cussing the weather out!!
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        Omg Tonster,

        Can i relate to that or what!!!!!!!!!!!!! You and i are neighbors and share the cold and ice and snow!!!!

        I love how some places that never get snow, wake up with a dusting and schools close, and peeps stay home from work!!  

        Too cute!!

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        HAHA Tony,

        60 above zero:
        Californians shiver uncontrollably.
          That is freezing to me!!   

        Did you think of this when I left the CHAT ROOM

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        I can relate (Sort of) my sister and BIL moved from Ft. Hood to Oregon and we were at about 60 and they kept saying "Damn it's cold!"
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        Living in Michigan I can so relate to this Tony.

        Great read, thanks for it....

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        Tony Trader wrote:

        If you live in a very cold weather place you know what i am talking about.

        65 above zero:
        Floridians turn on the heat.
        People in Ohio plant gardens.


        60 above zero:
        Californians shiver uncontrollably.
        People in Ohio sunbathe.


        50 above zero:
        Italian & English cars won't start.
        People in Ohio drive with the windows down..


        40 above zero:
        Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, l hats.
        People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.


        35 above zero:
        New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
        People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.


        20 above zero:
        People in Miami all die.
        Ohioans close the windows.


        Zero:
        Californians fly away to Mexico.
        People in Ohio get out their winter coats.


        10 below zero:
        Hollywood disintegrates.
        The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.


        20 below zero:
        Washington DC runs out of hot air.
        People in Ohio let the dogs sleep indoors.


        30 below zero:
        Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
        Ohioans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.


        40 below zero:
        ALL atomic motion stops.
        People in Ohio start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'


        50 below zero:
        Hell freezes over.
        The Browns win the Super Bowl




        hehehe...i live in new england, alway COLD!!
        that was awesome!
        thanks tone
        i am ready to fly south 22 degrees today..my ass is getting to old for this crap!! hahahahaha

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