If you live in a very cold weather place you know what i am talking about.
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Ohio plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ohio sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Ohio drive with the windows down..
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, l hats.
People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Ohioans close the windows.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Ohio get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Ohio let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Ohioans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Ohio start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Browns win the Super Bowl
Cold is A Relative thing
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