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        Heard any funny mistaken lyrics lately?

        Here's a bunch of 'em: http://www.kissthisguy.com/

        Have anything to add? I tried posting this one a long time ago but they weren't taking submissions at the time:

        heard while driving w/a couple of female friends to a concert:

        "...it's like a death row hardon two minutes too late."
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        LOL Brad, thanks for sharing that i really enjoy reading this... we do this all the time.. The one i have always loved is...

        The guy singing "come a little bit closer you're my kind of guy so big and so strong" all my male friends used to sing it... actually the verses are the singer was depicting what a female said to him.. but they'd sing it to each other just for fun.. like along the Las Vegas Strip... lmao 

        I love that song though..
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        I have tried to listen to the song "against all odds" by phil collin when I was down and hoped to turn it around, lol.  Came up empty several times, lmao.

        "I only have a couple dollars away, would you let me hit the bonus round now?, ...." Phil Collin.

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        Well, I can recall my puzzlement with "Bad moon rising" and why was there a "Bathroom on the right"??

        Or about the kid with the foul smelling Father who walked too fast for the kid and was being told "Daddy do you want a bath?"

        (Daddy don't you walk so fast, Daddy don't you walk so fast,
        Daddy slow down some, cause you're making me run,
        Daddy don't you walk so fast") <last part strung out so that's how I mis-heard it.

        Or a classic, a Mother overheard "Surfing USA" and was impressed how Patrotic the Beach Boys were. She thought that they sang heard "Serving USA" instead.
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        Many years ago my younger sister and I argued about her confusing the lyrics to a song by The Main Ingredient whose lead singer is Cuba Gooding Sr.(yeah that Cuba Gooding),anyway the song was "Everybody plays the fool",it didnt help any that there was a part in the song where a flute was played, so my sister swore up and down that the song was,"Everybody plays the FLUTE"
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        RESPECT by Aretha Franklin.  , Everyone knows the R E S P E C T part, but no one knows what she is singing other than that. 

        I remember Ellen  did a skit on that, it cracked my A** up.

        What a funny post.
        Thanks for it.

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        Here is a song that i really screwed up the lyrics to. It came on the oldies station one day and i was walking around the house singing it. My sis heard me singing and said.....'what did you say"??  She cracked up for days after!

        "These eyes" i thought were Levi's......lmaooo!

        These eyes cry every night for you
        These arms long to hold you again

        The hurtin's on me, yeah
        And I will never be free, no, my baby, no no
        You gave a promise to me, yeah
        An' you broke it, an' you broke it, oh no

        These eyes watched you bring my world to an end
        This heart could not accept and pretend

        The hurtin's on me, yeah
        And I will never be free, no, no, no
        You took the vow with me, yeah
        An' you spoke it, an' you spoke it, babe

        These eyes are cryin'
        These eyes have seen a lot of loves
        But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you

        These eyes are cryin'
        These eyes have seen a lot of loves
        But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you

        These eyes are cryin'
        These eyes have seen a lot of loves
        But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you

        These eyes cry every night for you
        These arms, these arms long to hold you, hold you again

        These eyes are cryin'
        These eyes have seen a lot of loves
        But their never gonna see another one like I had with you

        These eyes are cryin'
        These eyes have seen a lot of loves
        But their never gonna see another one like I had with you

        These eyes are cryin'
        These eyes have seen a lot of loves
        But their never gonna see another one like I had with you

        These eyes are cryin'
        These eyes have seen a lot of loves
        But their never gonna see another one like I had with you
        Baby, baby, baby, baby
        Don't ya know these eyes are cryin' every night
        I need you back in my heart

        Lips
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        LOLOLOL......."Levis are cryin" whoo I got a pair of Levis that are too tight and cry when I try to get in em....LMAO
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        ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO!! Me too......when ya got to lay on the bed to zip them up ya know your in trouble.........he he he!!

        Lips

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