Excuses not to go to work....3 lists I found.....

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        1. I got stuff to do
        2. I gotta finish watching this movie
        3. I'm still hungover
        4. Everyone at work is a jerk
        5. I need a vacation
        6. I'm having a nervous breakdown
        7. I can quit today and get my job back next month
        8. I'm gonna start my own business today
        9. He/She is only gonna be in town for 2 more days I gotta take advantage
        10. I have to clean my house


        1- I've got food poisoning
        2- Grandma's shed caught on fire
        3- I've got the runs
        4- Laundry room is flooded
        5- Up all night due to false fire alarm
        6- Pink eye
        7- In jail
        8- Flat tire
        9- Waiting for utilities guy
        10- Doctors appointment *requires note.

        1. somone tried to steal my poodle and I had to drive to carpenteria to pick him up
        2. my sisters car exploded
        3. my car left me stranded on the side of the road with no phone reception
        4. my key broke inside the door lock and I have to wait for a locksmith
        5. food poisoning (thai food, sushi, scallops, chilli fries)*
        6. my friend died *use a fake name*
        7. pink eye... Smoke a blunt, use eye drops in one eye, show up and be turned away
        8. blew out my back, paralized from the waist down
        9. pincher bug in my ear
        10. I quit

        These arent my lists gang, I found them, but they are good for a laugh exclamation Some of them are even worth trying. ;) wink


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        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA tongue tongue tongue grin grin grinWHERE DID YOU EVER FIND THOSE?
        BOOIE ::)
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        PMM when I was in MO the 7th position on the second list was a common and ACCEPTED reason to miss work with NO write up or such!! shocked

        Man, it seemed to be so common to find nearly 40-65% of a company workforce well knew the jails and some even knew the cops really good. shocked

        Such a waste of Pride. Only time I was in jail (Ever) was on a tour with the boy scouts. cool cool
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        RFLMAOOOOOO!!!! I have to admit i have used some of them!!

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        Heh heh - great lists.

        Number 3 on list 2 (or should that be number 2 grin) was the most common one used at where I used to work. Still missing the place and people too.

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        shocked2. my sisters car exploded
        Thank God... ::) ::) ::)I dont have any sister...ha ha ha! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
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        This are halarious...Heres another one....


        "I lost my eyeglasses, and can't see well enough without them to drive"

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