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        My heart beats slowly faster
        this hand could be disaster
        were I a poker master
        I think I might well fold.

        But deep inside me, stirring
        something is occuring
        my brain is slowly whirring
        now bluff you stupid fool.

        The pot is slowly growing
        seeds of doubt I'm sowing
        my cigarette is glowing
        I'm trying not to sweat.

        Yes, I see him thinking
        his eyelids quickly blinking
        my heart is slowly sinking
        until he folds his hand.

        I stop myself from shaking
        my smile is quickly breaking
        the pot I'm slowly raking.
        I only had ace high !

        -by Black Narcissus
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        Betting on Myself

        I see myself in shades of blue
        a little shy, and yet I fly
        toward a vision I know is true
        where endurance breeds self assurance

        There’s nothing that can stop my quest
        To find my strength, I’ll go all lengths
        It’s what makes me the very best
        at what I do, for me…for you

        Confidence to call a spade a spade
        my power in beauty, combined with duty
        Like any man, I am self made
        and can achieve, all I believe

        A faulty veil of guiltless fraud
        Concealed disguise, promoting lies
        Yet all enthralled, sit back applaud
        Spellbound, seduced, all sense reduced

        You think that you'll win the next game
        So celebrate your unreached fate
        With drinks to enjoy all you claim
        Drunk with distaste of distilled waste

        False certainty is not that wise
        Wreck overtakes all your mistakes
        Addict until you realize
        When you enthuse, you always lose

        by NeverFallinLove
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        My lucky numbers let me down again,
        I needed number seven, but it came out number ten,
        it happens every week, it’s no surprise,
        for fifty years I’ve played the game and never won a prize.

        My wife confessed she wanted a divorce,
        she’d met another man who owned a mansion and a horse,
        I watched her drive away without a sound,
        it’s déjà vu for me, this was my seventh time around.

        My seven children send me emails now,
        I’d answer them politely, but I can’t remember how,
        it seems to me it’s all a little game,
        comparing all their messages reveals they’re all the same.

        My car broke down beside the interstate,
        it’s running now on seven cylinders, instead of eight,
        I’m passed by all the buses and the trucks,
        the quote for the repairs came out at seven thousand bucks.

        The cat had seven kittens late last week,
        I put them in a bag and went to throw them in the creek,
        a council ranger stopped me just in time,
        and now I’m doing seven years for vicious feline crime.

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        I decide
        to start out small.
        Five dollars? Ten?
        That's hardly anything at all.

        I feel lucky
        when the wheel starts to spin.
        I watch it go around-
        hey, I win!

        My ten has multiplied,
        I'm feeling rich.
        It's no surprise
        I feel the itch.

        I bet it all,
        everything I've got.
        I've been bitten by the bug,
        and not one you can swat.

        I win again,
        I'm walking on air.
        Bet it again?
        No question there.

        This time I lose,
        and can't believe it.
        I find a chair quickly,
        I need to sit.

        Here comes my family,
        they're ready to go.
        I'll get a taxi with the money I-
        Oh no!

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        You start off watching,
        Learning the game,
        Picking up tips,
        Observing the famed.

        Your interest grows,
        You decide to play,
        You lose at first,
        But get better by the day.

        Next you hit it big,
        Start thinking "this rules",
        No one can beat you,
        They're nothing but fools.

        You sit down and play,
        Flop a great hand,
        Some dumbass calls you,
        You're bout to open a can.

        He catches a lucky turn,
        An even luckier river,
        You're a bit nervous now,
        Your leg starts to shiver.

        You say "whatever",
        And you go all in,
        He's just bluffing,
        You're sure to win.

        The cards are turned,
        You're heart is pumping,
        You have a king high flush,
        You're about to be jumping.

        Next thing you know,
        He shows a full house,
        You think "what bullshit",
        And feel as strong as a mouse.

        You feel almost cheated,
        It was so unfair,
        You can't go out like that,
        That call was practically a dare.

        So you pull out more money,
        And sit back down,
        But you're on tilt now,
        And about to drown.

        What do ya know,
        You lost again,
        You're flat broke now,
        And swear to never gamble again.

        Gambling is the devil,
        I guess it goes to show,
        That after three whole days,
        You're far from a pro.

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        On Gamblers

        G amblers are always trying new ways to make a bet

        A nd then end up getting themselves deeper into debt

        M oney is not there when needed to put food on the table

        B ecause they throw it away as soon as they're able

        L ook how often this tragic habit affects their health

        E ver they constantly strive to create easy wealth

        R eally, all that they accomplish is to lose their wives

        S urely, there must be a way out that will save their lives

        ~Cal Begun

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        Everything I have is tabled
        My worth awaits the spin of a wheel.
        Will I suddenly see a change of luck
        Or am I facing the last deal?

        Stricken with a gambling addiction,
        Fueled by a need to endure,
        Rent's due, car's about to be taken
        This fever has me on the lure.

        Thirteen black , not so unlucky.... this time
        I sigh, as the ball hits the slot.
        A windfall of minor proportion,
        A chance to take stock of my lot.

        The gain, well; I've really gained nothing,
        In cash terms I'm back to the start.
        The coupe still facing repossession,
        The landlord won't show any heart.

        The loss just keeps accumulating,
        My family, respect, self esteem.
        The holiday we were all planning,
        New car, New House, distant dream.

        What excuse will I fabricate this time,
        The lies are getting harder to tell
        Sleep lost to a neglected conscience,
        Means my job is on the line as well.

        I feel so alone with this disease
        Amongst friends, relatives, my wife!
        This problem is slowly destroying me,
        Eroding everything in my life.

        -L.J. Sherrotte

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