Guilty or Not Guilty

guilty

have you ever pee'd in the pool and pretended like nothing happened?

Guilty

Have you ever made a sex tape?


:-*

not guilty,

have you ever cried (or wanted to cry) while sitting on the toilet in middle of the night, half sleep because of your diarrhea?

guilty.  I was 6y.o.  I held it for the entire 12 long blocks walking home from school.  We lived upstairs.  Something about climbing stairs made it too difficult for me to hold out any longer because by the time I reached the top stair, my poop had reached my ankles.  I was the saddest boy that day.

Have you ever considered the sleek and elegant design of the OHMiBOD?  lmao

lmaooo

Guilty


Have you ever paid for sex?

hahahhaha


:-*

not guilty.

Have you ever been paid for sex?

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.--Brendan Behan

Not guilty..


Have you ever played naked twister?
haha

:-*

not guilty.

have you ever participated in group sex?  ahhaha

Not guilty


Have you ever been to jail?


:-*

not guilty, my being in a jails have always been me visiting

have you ever been or seen anyone you know on the show 'Cheaters?'

Not guilty


Have you ever known somebody that was on Jerry Springer, or Maury?

haha


:-*

Not Guilty, but i have to say... some of the people i know should be on those shows!!!

Have you ever pee'd in a circle?

guilty, lmao

have you ever gone poo in the ocean?

Not guilty.. scared a shark might come up and bite my butt

Have you ever while eating spit a piece a food in someones face?

LMAO

Guilty

Have you ever eaten a bug?


:-*

guilty

have you ever enjoyed being bitten?

Guilty

Have you ever been spanked?
(as an adult)


:-*

ROFL

not gulity, lmao

have you ever spanked somebody?
(as an adult) lol

Not Guilty hahahah


Have you ever dreamt of someone you talk to online?


(ishin you were in my dream last night , but since I don't know what you look like, I couldn't see your face..lmao)


:-*

guilty,  all the time

have you ever been known to sleepwalk?

Guilty

Have you ever snuck into the movies?


:-*

guilty

have you ever been caught 'ditching' school?

Guilty and was taken to juvie lmao


Have you ever stolen a car?


:-*

not guilty but someone stole my car once... :'(

Have you ever cut your hair off out of anger?

not guilty,...although, I have chopped off all my hair with hair clippers on a hot day to cool off

Have you ever slacked off with self-grooming to the point that your pubic area looked like Einstein?

Not Guilty (yuck) I keep myself nicely groomed in my areas never know when you gonna meet that one of a kind love affair, the one!

Have you ever stole beer off a beer truck?

Not guilty


Have you ever played with a ouija board?


:-*

Guilty and it scared me, never touched it again..

You ever spied or peeked at your neighbors?

Guilty lmao

Have you ever broken a bone?


:-*

Guilty my middle finger 2 times, once playing softball the other my boyfriend was chasing me i slipped and fell and slid into a small step at the same time he fell not having proper stepping on the curb caught his toes and broke 4 for them, both of us at the hospital all mad at each other...

Have you ever dived into the ocean at night?

not guilty, never seen the ocean.

Have you ever driven a car with your knees?

In pitch black night I rode on my bicycle with a beer in one hand and a cell phone in the other hand and survived it, but in terms of mortality, compared to a car:

not guilty

Did you ever manipulate your tv set so that your spouse couldn´t watch these soaps anymore?

LMAO

Not Guilty


Have you ever lied about being sick to your boss?


:-*

guilty

Have you ever egged or TP'd someones house?

Guilty


Have you ever spit in someones food? 


:-*

not guilty

Have you ever hit a cat/ dog while driving and continued on without stopping?

Not Guilty i would be devastated, my dad did and almost cried he was so heartbroke.. it was an accident..

Have you ever swapped ?

not guilty

have you ever eaten your dog or cat's food?

Guilty it was cat food and my brother told me it was good acting like he was eating it i was a little girl so i tried it, my mom had a fit.. lmao

Have you ever thought about sex with an animal?

???

Not Guilty
lol

Have you ever farted during sex?
lmaoooooo


:-*

rofl

guilty,  needed to decompress  lol

have you ever used fruits and/ or vegetables during sex?

Not guilty

wow that picture caught me off guard for a sec..lmao

Have you ever laughed so hard you peed yourself?


:-*