Guys Showing Off at Urinals and Girls Showing off at Bathroom Mirrors!

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        Hiya Guys and Dolls,

        Using a public bathroom can be quite an experience. You never quite know what you are walking into! I have seen the nastiest most filthy stalls and the other day was probably the worst!

        I was at the store when i had to use the ladies room and searched all over the store for the public bathroom. Finally found a employee to ask and was told i had to go to service desk to get a key......arggggg. By the time i got to the front and made it alllllllll the way back to the bathroom i was doing the Irish Jig!

        I walked in and every single stall the toliet was not flushed or someone didn't hit the target. Having to go like there was no tomorrow i took the best of the worst in stalls.

        My question is how come people don't flush and why are they missing the target! Another pet peeve of mine is ladies that hog up the sink to put on lipstick, brush their hair and look at themselves up and down for 15 minutes all the while you are waiting to wash your hands!

        I can only imagine what the men's bathroom is like standing at the urinal! Are there show offs, are there those who are looking over where they shouldn't be!

        What are your public bathroom pet peeves or horror stories?

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        I hate public bathrooms, most of them are filthy and quite smelly, mostly because of certain people that don't use them properly (like flushing and so on). But I thought men were far worse than women at hitting the target
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        Yes, in general situation is nasty but at least in Belgrade there are some clean public bathrooms; pretty much all in the central area are okay. I used them when I have to go...
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        You had to remind me lips of the restroom nightmare from hell I had. About 10 years ago I was at neighborhood café with a gal for lunch and after eating needed to go and it wasn't the urinal if you know what I mean. It was a one person restroom and enjoyed that privacy to take care of business until I discovered there was no toilet paper. Plan b use the paper towels on the wall and that was the cloth rolls that spun around back into the dispenser. I am in deep shit now in more ways then one. Plan c open the cabinet under the sink for a spare roll and only thing there was the cloth roll to dry your hands. Desperate times called for desperate measures and used that cloth roll. Problem solved I thought until I saw there was no garbage can to trash it and no where in sight to dispose of this now soiled roll.  I had to wrap and rewrap it and throw it back under the sink. The problem was half assed solved until I open the restroom door and there waits our server with an armful of toilet paper to put in that cabinet. I grabbed my girl through the money on the table and said lets beat it fast.
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              OMG   liquorman,  that s*** (no pun intended)  is too funny !  That sounds like it could be a Seinfeld
        episode.  ( I can just hear George yelling "where's the toilet paper   There's no paper " )  Anyhow,  yeah public facilities are kinda'  hit or miss.  I don't understand why people can't take a few seconds for better hygiene and cleanliness in consideration of others.    Gas stations have to be the worst IMO.
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        Wow liquorman! That cracked me up. Public bathrooms make me sick. I always take a sigh of relief when I see that it's clean. Oh and I hate when there's an attendant sitting around putting soap on your hands, spraying you with perfume and waiting for a tip.
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        You had to remind me lips of the restroom nightmare from hell I had. About 10 years ago I was at neighborhood café with a gal for lunch and after eating needed to go and it wasn't the urinal if you know what I mean. It was a one person restroom and enjoyed that privacy to take care of business until I discovered there was no toilet paper. Plan b use the paper towels on the wall and that was the cloth rolls that spun around back into the dispenser. I am in deep shit now in more ways then one. Plan c open the cabinet under the sink for a spare roll and only thing there was the cloth roll to dry your hands. Desperate times called for desperate measures and used that cloth roll. Problem solved I thought until I saw there was no garbage can to trash it and no where in sight to dispose of this now soiled roll.  I had to wrap and rewrap it and throw it back under the sink. The problem was half assed solved until I open the restroom door and there waits our server with an armful of toilet paper to put in that cabinet. I grabbed my girl through the money on the table and said lets beat it fast.


        lmaooooooo omg that couldn't be better if it was written for TV! It reminds me of the movie Dumb and Dumber with the bathroom scene!

        My worst experience ever was at the casino ironically enough! After eating dinner there me and my mom headed for the Video Poker machines. Lightening struck and it was time to rumble str8 to the john.

        Of course i head for the furthest stall away so i can be a bit more private to do my bizniz. The ladies room is packed mind you with all 10 stalls or so filled up. I go to flush the toilet and omggggg the toilet overflows and i mean REALLY overflows! Ever thing is floating including my bizniz on the floor into the next stall!

        I ran out of that stall faster than a heart beat and through the casino. All flushed with the trauma when i get back to my seat i grab my hand sanitizer when my mom asks whats wrong. I told her and i think she laughed for 15 minutes!
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        Whoa lips, that's soooo embarrassing. I don't blame her for laughing and the look on your face must have been priceless!
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          LMAO Lips - that is just so hilarious but obviously wasn't at the time.  That really made me laugh out loud.

          and Liquorman - what a funny story.  Like something straight out of a comedy.

          I hate women who drip on the seat.  Why do they do that and why don't they clear it up behind them?  It's a lot less bovver with a hover if you know what I mean!









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          OMG...love the stories Lips and liquorman!! Priceless!!!

          Public bathroom can be soooooo disgusting!! I hate it when I have to be a hovercraft...no way am I sitting on those toilets and not to worry Blue,I always make sure I don't leave any drip..drip..drip effects on the seat!!!
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          Thank God I don't generally have to sit often (yanno, bein' a boy and all..can't imagine having to 'hover' all the time). But I've mastered lifting the seat and flushing with my shoe.

          And while I wash my hands, I know others don't, so I open the door out with my sleeve.

          But here'a a nasty thought.
          All those food preparers, especially fast food ones who use the common washroom...you hope they wash their hands.
          Ok, let's say they do and are diligent. Bet they still turn the handle coming out before they go touch your food......now, the guy before them..did they?
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          Some guys dont want to use the urinal and they whiz in the stall. Many a time theres only one so when you gotta go you gotta stand there and wait. It aint akward for me cause I have no shame lolol.
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          Nothing is worse than a public bathroom! They are doing work on the ladies bathroom where I work  so we have to use the men's bathroom for the time being. Let me tell you it is not a pretty sight! I don't understand why it is so hard to aim into the toilet guys. There is always a puddle in front of the seat, so not only do I have to squat but watch were my feet are too! 
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          Folks tend to think that men are worse than women in the restroom but it's actually the other way around. Some ladies have horrendous habits. I have seen more women head straight for the door from the toilet. Do you really need a sign posted instructing you to wash your hands?
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          I have thought the same thing pattycake. Some women have no shame! I've seen quite a few women walk out without washing their hands. They tinkle on the seat and I've even seen worse than that left in toilets. Nasty!

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