Hiya Guys and Dolls,
Using a public bathroom can be quite an experience. You never quite know what you are walking into! I have seen the nastiest most filthy stalls and the other day was probably the worst!
I was at the store when i had to use the ladies room and searched all over the store for the public bathroom. Finally found a employee to ask and was told i had to go to service desk to get a key......arggggg. By the time i got to the front and made it alllllllll the way back to the bathroom i was doing the Irish Jig!
I walked in and every single stall the toliet was not flushed or someone didn't hit the target. Having to go like there was no tomorrow i took the best of the worst in stalls.
My question is how come people don't flush and why are they missing the target! Another pet peeve of mine is ladies that hog up the sink to put on lipstick, brush their hair and look at themselves up and down for 15 minutes all the while you are waiting to wash your hands!
I can only imagine what the men's bathroom is like standing at the urinal! Are there show offs, are there those who are looking over where they shouldn't be!
What are your public bathroom pet peeves or horror stories?
Lips
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You had to remind me lips of the restroom nightmare from hell I had. About 10 years ago I was at neighborhood café with a gal for lunch and after eating needed to go and it wasn't the urinal if you know what I mean. It was a one person restroom and enjoyed that privacy to take care of business until I discovered there was no toilet paper. Plan b use the paper towels on the wall and that was the cloth rolls that spun around back into the dispenser. I am in deep shit now in more ways then one. Plan c open the cabinet under the sink for a spare roll and only thing there was the cloth roll to dry your hands. Desperate times called for desperate measures and used that cloth roll. Problem solved I thought until I saw there was no garbage can to trash it and no where in sight to dispose of this now soiled roll. I had to wrap and rewrap it and throw it back under the sink. The problem was half assed solved until I open the restroom door and there waits our server with an armful of toilet paper to put in that cabinet. I grabbed my girl through the money on the table and said lets beat it fast.
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OMG liquorman, that s*** (no pun intended) is too funny ! That sounds like it could be a Seinfeld
episode. ( I can just hear George yelling "where's the toilet paper There's no paper " ) Anyhow, yeah public facilities are kinda' hit or miss. I don't understand why people can't take a few seconds for better hygiene and cleanliness in consideration of others. Gas stations have to be the worst IMO. -
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You had to remind me lips of the restroom nightmare from hell I had. About 10 years ago I was at neighborhood café with a gal for lunch and after eating needed to go and it wasn't the urinal if you know what I mean. It was a one person restroom and enjoyed that privacy to take care of business until I discovered there was no toilet paper. Plan b use the paper towels on the wall and that was the cloth rolls that spun around back into the dispenser. I am in deep shit now in more ways then one. Plan c open the cabinet under the sink for a spare roll and only thing there was the cloth roll to dry your hands. Desperate times called for desperate measures and used that cloth roll. Problem solved I thought until I saw there was no garbage can to trash it and no where in sight to dispose of this now soiled roll. I had to wrap and rewrap it and throw it back under the sink. The problem was half assed solved until I open the restroom door and there waits our server with an armful of toilet paper to put in that cabinet. I grabbed my girl through the money on the table and said lets beat it fast.
lmaooooooo omg that couldn't be better if it was written for TV! It reminds me of the movie Dumb and Dumber with the bathroom scene!
My worst experience ever was at the casino ironically enough! After eating dinner there me and my mom headed for the Video Poker machines. Lightening struck and it was time to rumble str8 to the john.
Of course i head for the furthest stall away so i can be a bit more private to do my bizniz. The ladies room is packed mind you with all 10 stalls or so filled up. I go to flush the toilet and omggggg the toilet overflows and i mean REALLY overflows! Ever thing is floating including my bizniz on the floor into the next stall!
I ran out of that stall faster than a heart beat and through the casino. All flushed with the trauma when i get back to my seat i grab my hand sanitizer when my mom asks whats wrong. I told her and i think she laughed for 15 minutes! -
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LMAO Lips - that is just so hilarious but obviously wasn't at the time. That really made me laugh out loud.
and Liquorman - what a funny story. Like something straight out of a comedy.
I hate women who drip on the seat. Why do they do that and why don't they clear it up behind them? It's a lot less bovver with a hover if you know what I mean! -
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OMG...love the stories Lips and liquorman!! Priceless!!!
Public bathroom can be soooooo disgusting!! I hate it when I have to be a hovercraft...no way am I sitting on those toilets and not to worry Blue,I always make sure I don't leave any drip..drip..drip effects on the seat!!!
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Thank God I don't generally have to sit often (yanno, bein' a boy and all..can't imagine having to 'hover' all the time). But I've mastered lifting the seat and flushing with my shoe.
And while I wash my hands, I know others don't, so I open the door out with my sleeve.
But here'a a nasty thought.
All those food preparers, especially fast food ones who use the common washroom...you hope they wash their hands.
Ok, let's say they do and are diligent. Bet they still turn the handle coming out before they go touch your food......now, the guy before them..did they? -
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Nothing is worse than a public bathroom! They are doing work on the ladies bathroom where I work so we have to use the men's bathroom for the time being. Let me tell you it is not a pretty sight! I don't understand why it is so hard to aim into the toilet guys. There is always a puddle in front of the seat, so not only do I have to squat but watch were my feet are too!
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I got one more crappy story to tell. I went to an upscale restaurant to peddle our line of liquor to the bar manager. This chick was hot and I had to make more than a liquor impression if you know what I'm saying. She told me to pull up a seat at the bar and she'd be with me in 15 minutes. I asked where the men's room was and went to do my civil duty of elimination. On the way out I checked the mirror, straightened my tie and waltz back in the bar. She came around the other side to sit next to me and we talked booze and 2 giggling chicks walked behind my chair and tapped me on the shoulder. Turned around and one of them say you have grown a tail. Puzzled I said excuse me and the bar manager leans back to see what they are pointing at and starts the giggles with them. I stand up and don't get the joke until the manager says you have a trail of toilet paper spilling out from your trousers. Thinking quick I said its my latest bar joke as i snatch it up from my backside and roll it up and put it in my front pocket. She wasn't buying it but did buy the booze lol.
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Pretty funny stuff there. I recall years ago being a janitor, that I was puzzled for a bit about seeing the seats in the mens AND ladies rooms that had "Drips" Or shoe marks on them. I pondered this till one day, I was in the bathroom and one of the workers (Asian) came in and proceeded to get up ON the seat with his shoes!!
I realized then, that they were so used to a simple "Hole" that sitting on something was thought to be "Unclean" and so the men stood, the females "Hovered" After that, I began explaining to them how i8t was OK to sit...Some did, some never would....:P -
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I've been traumatized 3 times from bathroom horrors, and the thing about it wasn't me, it was always my best friend Debbie... small bathrooms, she'd always go first cuz she was the one who couldn't hold it, she'd use it stink it up to all be darnit Debbie status, then here I am next, I go to use it, no paper, I can barely breathe, a woman is knocking on the door saying "hurry up honey ive got to go bad.. I open the door, the lady right away plugs her nose, and says out loud and loudly PEEEEEUUUUUUU, looking at me as if I did it, Debbie is no where in sight and im left to take the blame.. I stunk it up, left no paper, clogged the toilet, and broke the paper hanger... the next one, she went in, I didn't need to use it, I just waited by the mirror, she took a lot of time, don't know what happened in there, she finally came out and went for the door I was behind her, she said oh I left my bag, I was behind her I said ill get it, I go into the stall she was in and it was flooded over, im tippy toeing through the water, close the door it was hanging on the back side as I open the door back up here comes another woman I walk out with the bag, and I hear her blaming me for the toilet flood, again it wasn't me.... the very last of the bathroom horrors ill never forget was I went into the public restroom it was very small, barely had room for your knees when you squat with the stall door closed, as I was hoovering I looked on the back of a door and there was this booger the size of a quarter, it was circled in marker ink with the words lick me, right away I got lightheaded and nausea, I was horrified I was so close to something so tremendously nasty looking..,i tried to turn my head but the stall was small I could still see it out the corner of my eye, I think I had nightmares about this booger for weeks, and right up to this day I can't ever figure out how someone pulled one that large out their nose, it really freaked me out...
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