Happy New Year, quotes, thoughts, jokes, etc.

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        If it didn’t Bring you Joy,
        Just Leave it Behind.

        Let’s Ring in the New Year
        With Good Things in Mind.

        Let Every Bad Memory Go
        That Brought Heartache and Pain.

        And let’s Turn a New Leaf
        With the Smell of New Rain.

        Let’s Forget Past Mistakes
        Making Amends for This Year.

        Sending You These Greetings
        To Bring you Hope and Cheer

        Happy New Year!
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        - Auld Lang Syne
        As sung by Dougie MacLean on the album Tribute.
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        New Year Resolutions for Pets

        15. I will not eat other animals' poop.

        14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

        13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

        12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

        11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

        10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows.

        9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.

        8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

        7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush me!

        6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.

        5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

        4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.

        3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!
        January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

        2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

        AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

        1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND

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