I just read a funny story about a guy on Virgin Trains who'd "been to the loo" but there was no toilet paper. He tweeted Virgin Trains (still sitting on the loo) saying there was no loo roll on the 19.30 from Euston to Glasgow.
Virgin Trains responded asking which cubicle he was in. He had to get off the loo and check the cubicle number on the outside of the door. He tweeted back saying it was "J". Not too long afterwards, a man in a suit was hanging around outside, loo roll in hand.
This story was on Metro news site and you can read the full story with the full tweets here.
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Ground hog bites Mayor's ear. Poor Jimmy the groundhog probably just wanted to go back and rest . You can read about it here.
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When I read "Giant owl attacks Dutch residents" I though it was a joke. But even BBC reported that residents in a Dutch town have been warned to arm themselves with an umbrella when going out at night.
"During the day there's no problem, but at night we now only venture outside armed with umbrellas, helmets and hats, anything really, to protect ourselves," said Liselotte de Bruijn.
Two runners were injured on Tuesday, with one requiring stitches for five separate head wounds. Residents and workers at a home for the disabled have been attacked at least 15 attacks by the bird.
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Christmas story,
A young man wanted to buy his girlfriend a gift for Christmas but he didn't knew what to buy because a little time passed since they were together .After thinking carefully, he chose to take a pair of gloves as the best gift.:romantic but not too personal.Accompanied by the younger sister of his girlfriend he went to the store and he bought a pair of white gloves.The sister bought a pair of slips.While making the pack the seller has messed the packages so the young sister got the gloves and he took the panties.Without checking the contents, he sent to his beloved girlfriend the package with the following message:"I chose this gift because while we were walking in the park ,I noticed you are not accustomed to wear something like that.If your sister wasn't here to advice me I would chose the longer model with buttons but she wears the short model,in this way you can undress much easier.Even if the color is more pastel,they are not getting dirty easily.The seller showed me that she wears the same color and even after wearing them for three weeks they still looks good.I put her to try the pair that I bought for you,she looks great with them.I want to be near you to help you for the first time with their dressing ;I'm jealous that other men will touch their delicate silk before seeing you again.After you undress them remember to blow inside a little because otherwise while wearing them,moisture will remain there..Ah, how many times I will kiss them in the coming year!.I hope that Wednesday night, on Christmas Eve,when we meet again you will wear them only for me.
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A parrot was "arrested" in INdia for hurling abuse at a relative of the parrot's owner. Check out this crazy story at Metro news.
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A parrot was "arrested" in INdia for hurling abuse at a relative of the parrot's owner. Check out this crazy story at Metro news.
[...]officers saw fit to arrest him [the parrot!] and pass him over to the Forest Department for rehabilitation.
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A parrot was "arrested" in INdia for hurling abuse at a relative of the parrot's owner. Check out this crazy story at Metro news.
[...]officers saw fit to arrest him [the parrot!] and pass him over to the Forest Department for rehabilitation.
Now that's the most funny bit, I can imagine dozens of people gathering around the poor parrot trying to persuade him not to use such words again
LOL I had the same vision Johnny.
I gotta tell you it reminded me of my silly older brother. I taught my budgie to say him and his wife's name ready for when they came across the water to visit. When he arrived, true to form, my sweet little budgie kept saying their names and my brother was very impressed. Their holiday came and went and some 3 months later on the telephone to my bro, he says to me "does the budgie every mention me...." Well first off, the question made me laugh. I told him I'd told the budgie not to say his name any more and just his wife's name. He said "well you rotten cow"....I couldn't believe that he believed me. I laughed a long time over that one and it still makes me laugh now. I did of course tell him that I was joking and that it was hard to stop a budgie saying words that he had learned. I imagine this parrot will be swearing and cussing for many years to come. -
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That is funny, by the way, Blue, what's a Budgie? How exactly do you "rehabilitate" a bird and
what's the consequence if he doesn't, the rotisserie? --Just kidding guys, I could never do that. I know it's kind of low brow but I think a potty mouth parrot is rather funny. Especially in awkward situations. -
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That is funny, by the way, Blue, what's a Budgie? How exactly do you "rehabilitate" a bird and
what's the consequence if he doesn't, the rotisserie? --Just kidding guys, I could never do that. I know it's kind of low brow but I think a potty mouth parrot is rather funny. Especially in awkward situations.
A budgie (nickname) for a budgerigar
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