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      I just read a funny story about a guy on Virgin Trains who'd "been to the loo" but there was no toilet paper.  He tweeted Virgin Trains (still sitting on the loo) saying there was no loo roll on the 19.30 from Euston to Glasgow. 

      Virgin Trains responded asking which cubicle he was in.  He had to get off the loo and check the cubicle number on the outside of the door.  He tweeted back saying it was "J".  Not too long afterwards, a man in a suit was hanging around outside, loo roll in hand.

      This story was on Metro news site and you can read the full story with the full tweets here.

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      OMG, that's too funny!! 

      This is a great subject for a thread!!!
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      Oh wow!!! lmao, thanks for the laugh, I sure needed that today.  HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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      Remember guys: Twitter can save your life!  Lmao.   
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      AK Verma, an executive engineer at India's Central Public Works Department, last turned up for work in December 1990.

      So when did they fire him, I hear you say? Well, it was after 24 years! I want to move to India and get his job, I'd be relaxed until 2039!

      Full story HERE.
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      LOL Great story.  I wondered if they paid him but it didn't say anything about that.
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      LOL Great story.  I wondered if they paid him but it didn't say anything about that.


      I assume they did pay him, otherwise he would have quit the job
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      Oh that is crazy, and it reminds me of the employees in our public administration - if one is in a currently ruling party.
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      "In Dog we Trust" - well that was the message on a rug at Pinellas County Sherriffs office.  Apparently the typo was only spotted after 2 months and is now in the process of being rectified.

      You can read all about it here and see a picture of the rug.
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      LOL That's funny indeed, but I wouldn't change a thing.
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      Check out the picture:



      A man and a postbox, strange? Well, the man called Paul Bennett got a bit drunk and tried to have sex with the postbox! He was seen shouting 'Wow' as he rubbed against the postbox with his trousers down

      Full story here.
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      OMG He must have been really drunk to find the postbox attractive. He needs to stamp out that behaviour
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      LOL, that cheered me up! I just hope he had a good time with the postbox.
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      Some folks in France wanted to name their baby daughter Nutella A judge stepped in and forbid them to do that, changing the poor baby's name to Ella. Full story here.

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