Hello, LCB Family, I just finished my 21 day sentence in the country jail. Let me bring you all up to speed....
First...why I was sent to jail. Well....there is a "professional woman" I have done business with for a number of years. She has a nice Anne Hathaway look to her, and she is worth every bit of the four black chip fee. Anyway, as a favor I set up a date with her and a long time friend. Long story short, that is technically "pimping." A perfect storm of circumstances got word of my vile "transaction" to the police. Hence, my arrest and plea bargin of 21 days in the country jail. That is right, I have a rap sheet that says I am a pimp! Suitable for framing!
Jail was not too bad. The people were actually nice and the food was decent. We watched a lot of sports on TV, played cards, had church service some, and I met some very nice people....some I will be friends with all my life now.
I know a lot of funny jokes have been made in the category of "don't pick up the soap in the shower." There are gay-banger legends associated with jail and prison. I discovered these are basically stories told to keep new prisoners scared and in line when they first arrive. For example, new inmates are teased about being put into a cell to be made the "bitch" of another cell mate named, Big Brutus. Frankly, a lot of this is homophobic myth. And, I didn't really see any gay rapists at all. There was a gay couple who shared a cell....usually every other night, we on the cell block could hear the sound of "slapping skin" coming from their cell. Oh well....each to their own!
I really don't feel punished; rather, it is like being given a time-out by the court system. Fortunately, my business is well run and in good hands. And my Nanny watched the kids. I will give her a cash bonus for her extra work.
I did leave with the opinion that "white collar" crime should be punished at minimum level. The prisoners on the white collar level are hardly any threat to society. Save jail and prison for violent people!
It is good to be back...my insults, and toxic, over sexualized manner is ready for a return to the LCB boards!
I am out of jail now....what an experience!
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