Kids say the darndest things............

My 3 yr old grand-daughter was here to visit .  As my sister picked her up to go to the park,  ( my sister being pentecostal religion )

turns on the music

  my grand-daughter says to her ,

"Dont u have Lady Ga Ga "

Tooooo funny....



When my niece was about three, I began to play fight with her, throwing fake punches and kicks. She turned to me and said "You want a piece of this," and flexed her muscles. "

LOL, I about died laughing.

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Kids do say the funniest things.

I recall my son when he was about 4 - he had just come home from school and I was doing some ironing.

He said to me " mum they use bad language at school".  Trying not to make too much out of it, I said calmly "oh really - what sort of things are they saying...don't say it, just say the first letter".  He said "they say the S word".  I said "what - SH word" - he said yes.  I asked him what else they said.  He said "The B word".  I asked him what the second letter was.  "The second letter is an L and the third letter is an O".  I said "oh dear - thats not nice - I hope you don't say it".  He replied "nah".  

I asked him if there was anything else.  He said "yeah - one other - the F word".  My jaw dropped and I dreaded what was about to come next.  I calmly asked him "what's the second letter then".  He said "Its an A".   I thought thank goodness it wasn't the "U" but what could it be.  I said - "oh really - so what's the next letter.  He said "R". ....and the other letters I asked? He decided to spell the whole word for me.  His eyes wide open and that cute look of shock that kids have and his hands palm up and his arms open wide he said "F A R T".   "Oh that's not nice at all" I said.

I wanted to laugh out loud so much, my sides were hurting but I didn't dare.  I had to run out of the room and I just could not stop laughing for what seemed a very long time.  What I thought was going to literally be the "F" word turned out to be the funniest cutest thing ever.  I have never and will never forget it.

blue

I enjoyed that Blue, I am still chuckling from it.

Kids, gotta love'em!!!!

                                        PMM

Thanks Pam,

That is just one of many of the great little classics that happened during my son's younger years.

Kids are the best.

blue

Oh, I love these stories...so cute...Im so eager to hear my littles first words, even if it is the "F" word (the one that ends in a T).

The little girl who lives next door to me came walking past the house one day and appeared to be upset. I asked her what is wrong. Flustered she said she got into a fight with a boy down the street.

I asked her what happened and she said..."well he called me a "hoe"! Kind of taken back considering she was only seven i said "oh that was not very nice"! She responded with........I don't even use the garden tools my mommy does!

I thought i would die i wanted to laugh so hard and squeeze her it was so adorable!

Lips

That is to cute.........:)

Was waiting on a parking spot at wal-mart, someone was ready to back out.  It was snowing , coldddddddddd

A car came around the other corner and stole my spot.  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

A woman driver and she just looked  at me and my daughter who was 6 then,  my daughter looked at her and "Bi--h"

Good thing she coul'nt hear.....................

Lmaoooo adorable tam! Kids are like little parrots they pick up all kinds of words they shouldn't say!!

Even at that young age,  your daughter knew the importance of that parking spot, and that is was a drag to lose it to someone else. HAHAHAHAH

Kids are so smart sometimes.  Great little story, thanks for it.

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