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the Almighty Jabber Jaws. He just flicked off the chunks and said...

'Ha - we Serbians are made of sterner stuff..tequila is but water to us' and laughed it off. ' Come, my little bees and let's take these monies and pay all the players who've been wronged'.
With that, Zuga/Jabber Jaws hopped in his..

latex pants , grabbed his whip and handcuffs and said you gonna pay for this. No1 vomits on me! You could see a fear in their eyes as they were about to run away when Zuga ( lol now im talking in 3rd person ) yelled stop and.....

(lmfao@latex pants)

pulled out his LCBee-Stinger...a three foot long oak club, with spikes and metal prongs on the end and crackling electricity.
Well, the guys peed themselves right then and there and said, Oh Jabber Jaws - have mercy. We'll do ANYthing, even -

(the next post is the last, ...104...so wrap 'er up)...er, well, saying this made 104, but you know what I mean, lol

(let's put this one to rest..poor Froggy, lol)

dedicate our lives to sniffing out all rogue casinos and shutting them down once and for all."
Zuga looked into their eyes and knew they were on the level and sent them out into the world to do their job.
He turned to all his little bees, nodded, winked, hopped into his lamborghini and was gone.

That night Froggy logged onto her personals page and changed her 'seeking' setting to NOONE. After all, she thought to herself, after a suave man in latex pants saves the day, where else do you go but down.
She turned off her computer and went to bed.

The End

Froggy went a Courtin'


Froggy decided to look at the personals pages online. Not for naughty things, or starting something romantic, but to find people with similar interests.

Everyone knows what SWF is (single white female) but Froggy started reading the ad which began LGWTM,which stands for "Luscious gal with tatas massive". It was a rather strange description considering she wasn't looking for anything naughty.

Bongo's heart began to bango as he envisioned this voluptuous beauty. Planning a plot to grab her attention he replied to her saying:'wow, I was looking for someone with big potatoes, being a big fan of vodka', completely misinterpreting what ta-tas were.

Froggy had to patiently explain what they were and in turn asked what his description meant which read HGWFL. Pouring a glass of Chase potato vodka straight up and thinking about this froggy chick who was driving him to drink with her cockamamie explanation. 'I know darn tootin well she is talking ta-tas and is pulling my leg'.

She ought to be knowing what HGWFL means but I jump in on bongo's turf and tell her: 'Hot guy with full load'.

All this talk of tatas and loads is absolutely shocking to Froggy. All she originally wanted was to meet someone else who shared her passions for LGWTM = Loves Geraniums, Walmart, Trucks & Madonna but acting as lovely as the geraniums in her flower pots the guys are starting to get concerned if one of the Walmart pics showing front and back tatas could be her.

Putting her to the test to clear up this matter hhe gave a shout out with WDTFB. 'Wont date tall flabby boys'.

Well, gosh, everyone was startled. But only a bit. Everyone knew foggy like GWGBD guys with 'great big double-ups', being the gambling fan she is.
Once she even gambled that she could take 'them' off using only her teeth.

Knowing that it wasn't really a gamble, she removed her shoes using only her teeth.
It wasn't champagne, but as a romantic gesture, Bongo filled them with the closest thing to alcohol he could find. It turned out to be a beer bottle he found on the ground. He knew froggy would sip anything alcoholic but the bottle was filled with a secret aphrodisiac. There was just one problem it gave her a hot passion for yeast.


"Bread...bring me BREAD', she screamed.
So Bongo ran out and brought her some bread. But it wasn't just any bread. It was a magical bread - it sped up the effect of the aphrodisiac.

Froggy found a real potion in her bag and with only three drops she dribbled it onto Bongo's hair, causing it to  revert back to the mullet he once rocked in 1986  when he was a superhot twentysomething but he didn't mention it was nineteen twenty-something, having been born way back in 1923.

Yup, Froggy was pulling an Anna-Nicole Smith, hoping to get his money when he kicked it, as well as his prohibition memorabilia.

Froggy saw dollar signs as the collectibles from the days of Al Capone ran through her mind. Bongo also had a large chest that was locked and chained shut containing the last gold-digger who came sniffing around for his money.

Froggy saw this and realized she had her work cut out for her.
"Well, I'll just have to get it by slipping something into his drink. So, froggy went into the liquor cabinet and mixed up an interesting concoction for bongo. She dropped a sleeping pill into his drink and stole the key to the chest from his fanny pack.

When she opened it she found a bound and gagged Catherine Zeta-Zones. Apparently she mistook Bongo for Michael Douglas. Froggy sent her on her way, then ran to the phone and called TMZ.

"Ya'll ain't 'gonna believe what I just found" she said,  "And no,  it ain't Amelia Earhart or Michael Jackson's other glove!!"

Mr. Douglas' wife was the least of her worries. She proceeded to provide TMZ with a detailed description of bongo's fanny pack and it's contents. She dropped the famous name though to get the story told. Bongo had quite a bit stashed in his handy little pack including a list of CIA undercover operative names, pictures of the 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll and a complete makeup kit!

Froggy thought: "WTH?!" It turned out it was not Michael Douglas but Catherine Zeta-Jones. Froggy frowned thinking why those things happen only to her. Next thing she needed to do was quickly apply the make-up, and rummage through the closets for a disguise.

15 minutes later she looked exactly like  Paris Hilton,  "Yeah nobody will notice me", she thought to herself.    She was sooo 8 years ago.

She even had Nicole Richie fooled.
She left Bongo and his scary trunk, and left with Nicole to hit the clubs and look for men where she met the latest Hollywood hunk. But at that moment they forgot his name, so Froggy started a casual convo with him acting all relaxed and cool. After an hour of flirting she realized that it was indeed the second shooter on the grassy knoll! The second gun conspiracy was finally solved. To her complete and utter amazement it was the White House maid who was now disguised as a butler.

All froggy could say was 'why, why did you do it?'
To which she replied 'it was all for Bongo'.
Froggy was floored. This guy had secrets coming out the wazoo.

She turned to Nicole to tell her, when Nicole suddenyly pulled off her face, revealing that underneath SHE was Ronald McDonald. Apparently even fast food mascots had secrets. Well of course, everyone knew that the Taco Bell dog was really an alligator  on steroids disguised as an innocent pup. An undercover and extremely dangerous CIA gator trained to catch all those Hollywood celebrities abusing Botox and plastic surgeries. They were planning to make a huge bust and stop a dangerous conspiracy that was threatening to stop all online gambling FOREVER.

But, the big secret, was that Froggy was really part of a secret circle herself, posing online as someone seeking friends, but really there to sniff them out. Her code name was EasyGoingBingoLover. But there was nothing easygoing about Froggy. She was fearless and merciless agent and with so much love for bingo, she even learned how to decapitate a man at 30 yards with a bingo ball.

And with a dabber she could slice and dice parts men don't even want to think about. Anyone who didn't like bingo was subject to her wrath and among her circle was Lips AKA The Bingo Black Widow and Blue, the Deadly Dabbe .all run by that man in the shadows, Zuga, AKA Jabber Jaws because he could talk a mile a minute distracting patrons while the duo would carry on with evil intentions.

What was the motive behind this dark mysterious Jabber Jaws? Some say his motives are only known to him. some tried to guess, some claimed they know it for a fact. Some say he is an extremely handsome bloke,  other say it's not just his looks and sex appeal but his wits that makes him so dangerous. What ever it is he is no ordinary man, that makes every woman drop to their knees with his mind but the only problem is once they are down they they pull out their dabbers and play bingo.

Not exactly what he was going for so he was developed the following magic words

"Listen now my L C Bees
Fly away among the trees
Use your stingers if you please
Bring the bad guys to their knees"

Zuga (AKA Jabber Jaws) now had an army of bingo-biddies at his beck and call. And he sent them straight after all the online bingo sites that don't  pay their players. The bingo biddies were on a mission to retrieve the funds for each and every player waiting to be paid. The only problem was their stingers were filled with tequila.

Well, negotiations went well, providing you didn't mind that one victim threw up on the Almighty Jabber Jaws. He just flicked off the chunks and said
'Ha - we Serbians are made of sterner stuff..tequila is but water to us' and laughed it off.
' Come, my little bees and let's take these monies and pay all the players who've been wronged'.

With that, Zuga/Jabber Jaws hopped in his latex pants , grabbed his whip and handcuffs and said 'You gonna pay for this? No one vomits on me!

You could see  fear in their eyes. They were about to run away when Zuga yelled 'Stop!' and pulled out his LCBee-Stinger...a three foot long oak club, with spikes and metal prongs on the end and crackling electricity.

Well, the guys peed themselves right then and there and said, 'Oh Jabber Jaws - have mercy. We'll do ANYthing, even dedicate our lives to sniffing out all rogue casinos and shutting them down once and for all."

Zuga looked into their eyes and knew they were on the level and sent them out into the world to do their job.
He turned to all his little bees, nodded, winked, hopped into his lamborghini and was gone.

That night Froggy logged onto her personals page and changed her 'seeking' setting to NOONE. After all, she thought to herself, after a suave man in latex pants saves the day, where else do you go but down.
She turned off her computer and went to bed.

The End

Thanks everyone for playing. Fun read!!! Ohh, those bingo girls, watch out for them, and that man in the shadows too (if you ever hear the squeak of latex pants late in the night, be very very scared, lol)

If anyone feels like starting up a new story (members, mods) be my guest.

Til then, see you in the forum