Looking For A Job and Get Rejected?

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        The Ultimate Rejection Letter

        Herbert A. Millington
        Chair - Search Committee
        412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
        College Hill, MA  34109

        Dear Professor Millington,

        Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
        regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
        an assistant professor position in your department.

        This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
        large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
        of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

        Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
        rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
        this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
        in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then.

        Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

        Chris L. Jensen

        Perfect letter of retaliation!
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        Hehehe - I love it too. laugh_out_loud

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        LMAO.. thats great Thank You Lips for the laugh of the day! laugh_out_loud
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        I love it!

        Lips...are you sure it was not you who sent this one out? heh heh! tongue
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        Sorry Lips I missed the joke.
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        That gave me a good laugh. Thanks lips.
        "I look for ward to seeing you then" cracked me up!
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        I love that response..Could you imagine the look on their faces when getting it? WHATTT??????

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