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            I can clearly remember my mother saying the same phrases over to me, which used to drive me nuts!! Now that I'm grown and a parent myself, I say some of the same things she said!!!!!

            Such as.....

            " You're face is gonna stay like that if you don't stop!"

            " See, God punished you"

            " I've got eyes in the back of my head "

            " A little birdie told me "

            " PAY ATTENTION! "



            What do you repeat that your parents used to say to you?
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            Don't make me pull over...

            I'm telling your father


            LOL


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              haha YES!

              I also say " Shut the dooooorrrrrrrrrr. No in or out. "

              and " Wait till your father gets home "

              oh, and the famous parent count "ONE..........TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......"
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              "You have 3 seconds"

              I often catch myself calling them by their full names like "Jiana Mia...you get over here NOW!"

              "No TV until homework is done"

              "Just wait until you have kids"

              "Don't make me repeat myself"

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              "you! whatever YOUR name is!"
              "what in the Sam Hill!"
              "there's no reason anyone should get pregnant - there's a DRUGSTORE on EVERY corner"
              "Look it up in the Dictionary"
              "That JackAss!"

              Mostly we just got that stare-with the one eyebrow that lifts up- and the eye that never seems to blink.
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              Can relate to most of Agofer's

              Also, If I gotta get up from here...(that meant you better do what she said)
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              My Kids get the; You have til' the count of "0" and they know it is time to get hoppin'(to hell with 1,2,3 )

              Zip it!(lips) and Park it!(bootie)

              If you don't say your prayers before bed, the angels won't visit you in your dreams!

              You betta get out my face before I knock ya teeth out and you'll have to eat off the floor They just laugh at me, they think I am hilarious! But they know when to stop messin' around!





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              Now that I'm older,I thought it was great that I had more patience...turns out that I just don't give a sh*t!
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              Oh my gawd, we knew we were in deep doodoo with our mother whenever she would squench up her eyes, draw up her mouth and talk thru her teeth at you like Clint Eastwood!!
              And then she had her own funny jokes, like if she spanked us my younger sister would say"I'm telling my daddy you beat us when he gets home" (God bless her),my mother would just answer, "Tell em ,tell em ,go uptown and smell em", Grrrrrrrrrr real funny lady.
              Or she would say,"I CAN'T wait til you have your own home so I can come to it and make a mess and leave all the lights on" I used to always think, "Geez my mother has some really strange goals".
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              &feature=player_embedded#!

              Mama said there'll be days like this,
              There'll be days like this Mama said
              (Mama said, mama said)
              Mama said there'll be days like this,
              There'll be days like this my Mama said
              (Mama said, mama said)
              I went walking the other day,
              Everything was going fine,
              I met a little boy named Billy Joe
              And then I almost lost my mind
              Mama said there'll be days like this,
              There'll be days like this Mama said
              (Mama said, mama said)
              Mama said there'll be days like this,
              There'll be days like this my Mama said
              My eyes are wide open
              But all that I can see is,
              chapel bells are callin for everyone but-a me
              but I don't worry cause
              Mama said there'll be days like this,
              There'll be days like this Mama said
              (Mama said, mama said)
              Mama said there'll be days like this,
              There'll be days like this my Mama said
              And then she said someone will look at me
              like I'm looking at you one day,
              then I might find
              I don't want it any old way,
              so I don't worry cause
              Mama said there'll be days like this,
              There'll be days like this Mama said
              (Mama said, mama said)
              Mama said there'll be days like this,
              There'll be days like this my Mama said
              Mama said, mama said
              Hey! Don't you worry,
              Mama said mama said
              Hey! Don't you worry now.
              Mama said mama said,
              Hey! Hey!
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                " Money doesn't grow on trees"

                "There are children STARVING in this world" (when we didnt finish our plates)

                " I want ALOT of things"

                oh, and she always said(but I do NOT).. " Tough titty said the kitty after the cow went dry " lmao i hated that one!
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                Now that I'm older,I thought it was great that I had more patience...turns out that I just don't give a sh*t!
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                "Because I'm the MOTHER"!!
                and I walk away thinking to myself "yeah your a mother alright, stinky lady"
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                Oh yeah I forgot the "Because I'm the MOTHER one and money don't grow on trees!"

                We would say "I am hungry" and she would say "Hi hungry, I'm Beverly" Urgggggh!

                When she said no to something and we would say "why" she would sometimes say "Z"-so irritating >:(

                When she owed us money we would say Mom when are you gonna give us our money" she would say "As long as I owe you, you'll never be broke."

                "You wanna be grown, but when you get there you are gonna wish you can go back to being a child."

                "Just wait until you get ya own kids."

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                Well, not having kids I don't repeat anything, but I do remember her classic...

                "Shut that GD, GD, GD door!"

                And this was at a time we were attending a Mormon church...
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                  Ugh... another I remember that used to annoy me soo much ... when I wanted something, or to do something and she said "No", I would ask her why..and she would say " Y is a crooked letter "

                  ....I never understood that response, but it p'd me off!!!  >:(

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                  ugh...I grew up with my grandma, but when I did see my mother, she would say words like "guff" "Don't give me any guff!" I would get so >:(

                  My grandma is an old italian lady that just curses alot..lol

                  Although, one day she said "Don't make me lambaste you" hahahhaa I about died laughing..I really don't know why, but it was hilarious.



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                  Oh my gosh this is hilarious, my mom said almost every one of these- including the 'tough titty said the kitty' one.  Even the y is a crooked letter haha.  I think the most annoying is when she used my full name with that tone. 

                  I can't think of any that aren't already mentioned, what a great thread.  The ones I catch myself using are 'one, two, three', 'Because I said so or because I'm the mother'.  We joke around and i say 'Chance I am going to beat you if you don't stop it' and he will laugh his head off.  But he knows when I'm serious and will knock it off.

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