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        Again with my daughter.. shes 19 now btw..

        She got a call for a job she applied to and wanted that job really badly..
        He called, and asked her.. Can you be here in 20 minutes and we can conduct
        an interview, your application looks very promising..
        Okay she was running around all excited, MOM i got an INTERVIEW.. get dressed mom
        lets go, her having to get dressed also in a hurry.. She found a pair of pants, worn the night before still clean, she slipped them on, out on a nice top, in the car put a little make-up on, she looked really nice..

        On the way she said Mom.. theres some kind of lump or something in the leg
        of my pants she couldn't figure out what it was, thinking it was just the pants
        someway twisted, anyways being so excited she didn't worry about it...

        We arrived i parked, and she went inside, sat a moment and within a few minutes
        the gentleman came out, she stood up.. walked over to the man to shake his hand
        and as she did.. her thong flew out the bottom of her pants leg..on the floor right
        in front of him.. imagine his face.. thinking ..umm.. do i have that effect on woman..
        umm.. her face in so much embarressment.. trying to explain.. how the heck it got there..the interview, neither could keep a straight face, speechless, and her so timidly
        in such embarressment, this just doesn't happen everyday
        both trying to hold in laughter.. she embarressingly asked.. could we do this another time.. he told her no.. no need you are hired...you simply made my day..

        Her walking to the car with her thong in her hand.. smiling, explained what happen
        i couldn't even drive!

        Okay everyone i know you got some most embarressing moments!?


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        while i was on a date i pee'd in my pants - 'nuf said.
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        Bahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

        AaaaaAAAaAAah ahahahahahahaaaa.. OMG!

        i'm flatlined ________________________________ ahahahaa

        HELP! LMAO
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        i'm sorry soda69.. that could be very tramatizing on a date..
        I feel bad for you.. really looool
        Hopefully things turned out alright.. lol

        It was i opened this post up, read your post.. i didn't expect that!!!!
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        soda69 wrote:

        while i was on a date i pee'd in my pants - 'nuf said.
        Lmaoooo Soda Soda Soda...your drinking a wee to much!
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        I have so many embarrassing moments....unfortunately alot of them i can't dare even repeat!

        One that stands out in my mind was when i was about 19 yrs old. I was dating this guy...he pulls up in front of my house at the end of our date. Feeling a bit romantic...he drives away for a more secluded spot!

        A few blocks from my house was a secluded row of factories. We get lost in some heavy kissing (nothing more...i know what ya'll are thinking)! He has got me leaned back in the seat and the fireworks are sparking!

        All of a sudden a bright light shines in our faces....its a cop....not just any cop but one of my father's best friends! He takes one look at me and i don't know who's face was redder! He mumbles under his breath...."this is not lovers lane". I was in a panic he would tell my father....and i was certain he thought something more was happening than just kissing!

        Til this day.......i can not look that cop in the face. When he would come to our house for a visit...he would give me that look....i would bow my head and couldn't even look him in the eye! A couple years later i was in a restaurant having dinner....when across the room i spot him. Sitting cozy with a blonde.....his wife is brunette. He looked at me...i looked at him with the spot light in my eyes.

        I kept his secret safe......after all he kept mine safe as well!

        Lips
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        Imagination,
        I am filing that "thong trick" of your daughters away for my next interview...

        I hope it is as effective for Me as it was for her.



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        OMG..Jimbeaux, I know!!  I am having such a hard time getting a job, 1st time in my life..maybe I can use that one!!
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        You guys CRACK ME UP!!!!!
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        Jimbeaux wrote:

        Imagination,
        I am filing that "thong trick" of your daughters away for my next interview...

        I hope it is as effective for Me as it was for her.


        Only if you hold it up and look at the manager and say


        "Trophy"
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        Ok, I have quite a few myself...none to the calibre of the thong story, but this is one of my favorites, that still makes me cringe everytime I eat shrimp.

        It was my school days...I was dating this kid for a little bit.  We used to drink a lot together, that's what we all did back then.  One day he wanted me to go meet his parents for dinner... We drank a lot this day

        So here we are fancy shancy dinner table, whole family..Scott, and Me were half in the bag, but hiding it pretty well. So far so good. 

        We were having baked stuffed shrimp for dinner. and wine...great! More alcohol!
        So we were eating, chit chat, blah, blah, blah..alcohols working, still ok.

        Then I am trying to eat these things...never had them before, I am like what the hell, how can they eat this crap??? Well, I'll just wash it down with the wine.

        Then dinner is over, and Scott looks at my plate and yells (because he is half in the bag now) DEB!!! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH YOUR TAILS???

        I look around real quick..there are like six plates all full of those freaken hard plastic things I chewed and chewed and chewed and chewed...

        I elbowed him so hard, and whispered, shut up!!!!  He yelled, WHAAAATTTTT!!!
        WHERE ARE YOUR TAILS???? I'm like shut the hell up...
        I ate them...He's laughing and yelling LOUDER now!!  YOU ATE THEM???!!!

        Now everyone is looking at me and my EMPTY plate, and LAUGHING, and LAUGHING!!
        I wanted to crawl under the table...I wanted to KILL him first.

        I never ate those freaken things before...I just wanted to DIE!!!  :-\

        I love shrimp now, and to this day...everyone still asks me if I want any tails with mine! 
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        Oh Nal::
            That is halarious. 
                  Big laughs.....
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        NAAAALLLLLL WHERE ARE YOUR TAILS???????
        YOU ATE THEM?????... LMAOOOOOOOOO

        Nal.. i'm dieing over here that is the funniest thing i've heard OMGGGGG
        and i can just imagine the faces people are making!
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        Pam..I haven't told anyone that story in 30 years..I still get made fun of from it!!

        But it still does make me laugh too when I  see a shrimp tail..I ate about 8 of them..man that was BAD!!!!!!!!!  Thank God I was drinking!!!!
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        Imagin.ation wrote:

        NAAAALLLLLL WHERE ARE YOUR TAILS???????
        YOU ATE THEM?????... LMAOOOOOOOOO

        Nal.. i'm dieing over here that is the funniest thing i've heard OMGGGGG
        and i can just imagine the faces people are making!


        you just got me laughing again!!  I swore I would never tell anyone, but the few that know have been teasing me so long, it's like a funny sitcom.
        When I eat a shrimp now, I take a bite near the end, so I remember what it was like, just to feel the texture, and I am like what an IDIOT!!! then I start laughing..I don't know what I like best about shrimp now, the taste, or the memory!

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