My Peach Tree Saga Continues..........

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  • Hiya Guys and Dolls

    It is that time of year and the peaches on my tree are just about ready to be plucked! You would swear i was growing dollar bills on my tree with the groves of people going absolutely ape to pick them.

    My doorbell is ringing nonstop with strangers. Just yesterday i had a man come to the door with a very bad toupee i might add and two great big grocery bags (yes not one but two) asking if he could have some peaches. Like a broken record i told him like i tell everyone that they are not ready yet and i have not even taken them myself yet!

    One of my neighbors who never even says hello or gives me the time of day speaks to me once a year........when the peaches are ripe! He comes waltzing over asking for peaches the other day when i was not home and asks my sis for peaches. She tells him they are not ready yet yada yada and he bold face lies and tells her i said it was ok to come and pick them!

    Later that night he comes outside as i am sitting on my front porch and glares at me for like 15 minutes shifting an evil eye tween me and the peach tree. Then he had the audacity to tell his son to come knocking on the door this morn and ask if he could have peaches!

    Please don't get me wrong i am not a selfish person but these are just examples of daily goings on with people who are maniacs for peaches. If i gave them out to alllllllll that asked for them i would have no peaches left! As it is there is plenty of them already missing when they come like thieves in the night, pull up in the car and steal em.

    Should i post a sign in my yard that says "Ask for Peaches and You Will be Shot Where You Stand"?

    Are peaches that amazing that it brings out the animal in them. I have people walking by that never so much looked at me before who suddenly have dollar signs errrrrr peaches in their eyes smiling and nodding their heads to say hello. But i guarantee ya when the peaches are gone them smiles will quickly turn upside down!

    Help with your thoughts because things are not exactly peachy keen right now!

    Lips

  • I guess seeing them on the tree all fat and juicy makes them want one (or two).  Maybe you should pick them all as soon as they are ready and sell them to all those people that want them....I bet they won't want so many then.  If they don't want them, peach jam (jelly) is nice....yum!

    blue

  • Hey, can I get some peaches? I live in Oklahoma, but that's okay.  But really, I would put a sign up that says, "No, you can't have any peaches"

  • Gonna pick them in the next day or two and have a whole day of baking everything and anything that has peaches in it! I had a baking peach party last year and made some great goodies i froze and had them up until Christmas. It was great. If anyone knows a great peach recipe please let me know and i will try it out.

    Lips

  • If the neighbors showed some respect, I would give them some peaches. But if I understood well, they aren't good neighbors at all showing up only once a year to ask for peaches. You are right, they probably steal them during the night. So, when everything sums up, I wouldn't give them anything. smiley

  • I'd put up a sign in the yard, but not with the "Ask for Peaches and You Will be Shot Where You Stand" text, that's a bit radical smiley

    I'd write something like this: "Don't ask for peaches, we'll give some away to a few deserving neighbours" smiley


  • If the neighbors showed some respect, I would give them some peaches. But if I understood well, they aren't good neighbors at all showing up only once a year to ask for peaches. You are right, they probably steal them during the night. So, when everything sums up, I wouldn't give them anything. smiley









    very true for me also lol
  • I just don't understand it. If I walked by someone's house, the last thing I would do would be ask if I could pick their peaches. That's just me though. It's bizarre and you'd have to see it to believe it. Lips is not exaggerating. People whisper and point and stop their cars and come to the door.

    It's like every time someone smiles in your direction you think, oh you just want some peaches lmaooooo

  • I'm familiar with the situation; my father lives in a small town near Belgrade and besides peaches, he has apples, plums, apricots and some vegetables,  too. So, people ask for fruits but they steal, too. sad Nothing surprises me anymore.

  • I think I remember a pic of you and your peach tree from last year...or was I dreaming??? laugh_out_loud

    If you want to give a few peaches to family and friends that is your choice but for strangers to stop or neighbors that ignore you the rest of the year to ask or steal them from you is another.

    As soon as they are ripe...pick em and enjoy them Lips and tell those ignorant people....maybe next year or when hell freezes over!! smiley wink

  • lips would make loads of dollars here in the south with  those peaches cuz ours are all dried up from lack of rain sad

  • Update on peach tree! I went out and picked almost the last one off the tree and tomorrow will have a peach baking party and freeze some goodies. I'll make some peach pies too and pull them out for Thanksgiving.

    The ignoramus neighbor that lied i told ya'll about pulled another fast one by sending his 8 year old son over with a sad face asking if he could have peaches. I said sure and went to pluck just ONE off the tree  laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud. Then yesterday i saw his sweet mother who lives downstairs from him (who he treats poorly........sigh) and i asked her if she wanted peaches and gave her some for her personal enjoyment. I am sure that frosted his peaches!!!

    Lips

  • lmaooooo I'm sure he was slightly annoyed. Didn't you plant that tree just for the neighbors? laugh_out_loud

  • lol let no woman scorned come between her and her peaches. I bet you got a bunch of peaches that fell off the tree and on the ground and bees are swarming. When he knocks again tell him yeah he can have the peaches on the ground and with luck he get a stinger in his a$$.

  • lol  laugh_out_loud wink thumbs_up wtg lips  kiss (liquorman tooooo funny <3

  • Yay! Way to go Lips, that was a pretty good lesson!

  • That's what I say liquorman! He can have the bee'd up peaches lmaoooo

  • That was a great way to deal with your neighbors. They deserved nothing else. laugh_out_loud


  • That's what I say liquorman! He can have the bee'd up peaches lmaoooo


    bee'd up peaches! laugh_out_loud
  • Lips.all I can say is ..brilliant!!

  • Ha!  bee'd up. This has turned into the bee's knees lol

  • All I have done is lmaoooooooooo in this thread

  • Omg you guys got to hear about this one.........

    Yesterday i had my peach baking party and made all kinds of peach goodies and used up all the peaches. We had a lot of fun doing it and had peach bellinis and were tipsy by the time we were done baking  worn_out

    Sitting outside last night exhausted and feeling happy i put the peaches to good use and kinda sad that the peach tree was now bare until next summer. All of a sudden a woman walks by and says she was glad she caught me outside because she wanted to tell me something........

    Continuing she says late at night like after midnight she has seen on two separate occasions a car full of people pull up with bags and coming in the yard taking the peaches from the tree!

    I thought i had noticed lots of them missing but i thought maybe it was due to a couple storms we had or the squirrels were having a ball!

    Can ya even imagine that not only one but two cars were so focused on a plan to get my peaches they came in the middle of the night!!

    I did have to laugh though because there was a squirrel running from the yard with a peach in his mouth when i first went outside and he dropped it right on the sidewalk of the " lying neighbor"! I wonder if he had the squirrels working for him too lmaoooo!

    Ahhhh well that's about the end of my peach saga until next summer.

    Lips


  • OMG, a peach-tree hold-up! It's like a parody of a gangster movie, really smiley

  • You should prepare some unpleasant surprise for your neighbors next summer. cheesy Like traps and stuff...

  • Lips,they caught one of the peach bandits.



    Now they need to get your neighbor and the rest of the peach bandits!!
    LOL

  • LOL thats a great mug shot!

  • Omfgggggggg lmaoooooooo rose!!! How in the world do you nail it in pics every time!!! That is hilarious tytytytyty!

  • LOL laugh_out_loud I'm glad you like it!! I thought it was appropriate!! LMAO!! wink


  • Lips,they caught one of the peach bandits.



    Now they need to get your neighbor and the rest of the peach bandits!!
    LOL
    ha ha women you are the lcb professional photographer great stuff.
  • laugh_out_loud thumbs_up kiss rose u musnt post pics of lips neighbors  kiss
  • Lmaoooooooooooo rena!! Have a pictorial created by LCB expert Rosebud!!  smiley

  • You are both too funny exclamation

    Luv ya!!
    kiss
  • Lips,I got these from a anonymous source...I hope you can use them and have them apprehended!! wink laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud







  • Look at her with a scarf on her head. We know what she's doing. Peach stealer!

  • they are really trying to be sneaky huh laugh_out_loud wink

  • and I wonder if the kid is loading up the sidecar with their take!! laugh_out_loud

  • OMG Rose that is brilliant and made me howl.

    Lips - you could make a movie out of your peach tree saga and I know I would be watching it for one.  Unbelievable that people are scrumping in this day and age and in the middle of the night.

    blue

  • blues so right rose U ARE BRILLIANT  kiss

  • I personally hate to see the story end. The photos topped it down the rickety peach saga.

  • i dont wish to see it end either,but all good things must come to an end sad

  • Made my day Rosebud, made my day! smiley

  • I guess we'll just have to wait until next year!!

    Same time...same bat channel!! laugh_out_loud wink

  • Rosebud all i can say is in an imperfect world there are but a few things that are perfect, one is roses the other is LCB's rosebud who always manages to make us laugh and i mean REALLY laugh with an uncanny knack of putting words into pictures. You are priceless and soooooooooooooo appreciated, never forget that  kiss

    Lips

  • Awww,thank you Lips.We all need that rip roaring,rib hurting,cheek spasm of a laugh once in awhile!!

    There are so many of you who mean a great deal to me here on lcb.I would mention names but I'd hate to leave anyone out and you know who you are!! smiley
    Besides that I'd have to kick myself in the ass if I hurt anyone by leaving them out and my luck I'd miss and break my hip instead!! laugh_out_loud

    Luv you all!!

  • thanks dear rose u are appreciated hun wink tongue cheesy and so are your peaches lips that lead to such great fun <3


  • thanks dear rose u are appreciated hun wink tongue cheesy and so are your peaches lips that lead to such great fun <3


    Hear.. hear!! I couldn't agree more and next year we'll be back for more!!

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