My Vibrator wasn't on.......

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  • Hiya Guys and Dolls!!

    Hahahahahahha now that i got your attention.....wink!! No no not that kind of vibrator!!! Let's keep it clean!

    I had to go to court the other day for speeding. While i there we were warned to have our cell phones off!! Feeling very confident i had my cell on vibrate i had no need to worry!

    About 15 minutes after court starts........there is a blaring song that fills the courtroom!

    "I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
    Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
    Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
    And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart"

    I turned 7 shades of red as i slip my hand in my purse, feel my way around to shut it off quick!!! All the while trying desperately to play the part like the rest of the courtroom...in total disbelief that anyone would have there cell on.....how dare they!!

    The court bailiff panned the crowd with a tin eye, while i am looking around too as if im wondering who is it!! Phewwwwww that was not a fun moment!!!

    But nothing tops when i tried to escape the bar by putting a full margarita in my purse cuz i didn't want to waste it. After i got it all situated in my purse as to not spill it......i put my cell in my purse and plop landed right in the margarita!!

    I guess i was a bit tipsy........he he he!!

    Do you have any trials and tribulations to cell phone nitemares?

    Lips
  • I had just gotten a new cell phone, and I loved it.

    The new one was replacing the previous one because I had dropped it right in the "drink" while I was fishing.  I managed to retrive it, but it was not working. I tried to dry it out with a blowdryer, and actually melted the cover. So needless to say, this phone was history. I did not carry insurance on it.

    So, back to the new phone. Had it one day. Went to the movies with my brother, and while using the restroom, I stood up, and the case slipped right off my belt and went right in the toilet. It fell in, at the EXACT moment I hit the flush button, and it was gooonnneeee.  I stood there looking in disbelief at an empty toilet bowl. lol 

    I dont know how long I stood there staring blankly like that before I came to the realization my phone was gone for good.

    It was back to the ATT dealer AGAIN, the next day. They couldnt believe when they saw me again so soon.  When I told them the story of what happened, I know they wanted to laugh, but didnt for my sake.  I felt like an idiot.

    So, another new phone, and I was on my way.  By the way, I got the insurance this time, as I was not having very good luck with phones.  Thought it might be a godd idea this time. HAHA

                                                                  PMM

  • ROLFMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh i know i shouldn't laugh but the visual is just too funny! That had to be a hell of a commode to flush a cell phone.......lmaoo.

    I too have dropped my in the toliet!! But i was lucky enough to grab it before it sunk! I let it dry out and it was good as new again!

    When are they going to invent cells phone that can swim?

    Lips
  • I'm surprized your allowed a cell phone at all....the only people in the good ol' commonwealth of Va. who are allowed cells/pagers in the courthouse are lawyers and and cops....ect! 

  • Oh yuk...

    well, i thought it was bad reaching in the toilet for a wad of money at the casino...

    grin grin grin grin grin grin



  • Hey PMM I LOVE THAT PICTURE OF YOU!!!! cool
  • PMM...that story had me LMAO. U should write it as a commercial 4 at&t.


  • PMM...that story had me LMAO. U should write it as a commercial 4 at&t.


    HAHAHAHAH, maybe I should. 

    So glad you enjoyed it. I laughed all over again when I was writing it.

    I just remember standing there for the longest time looking at that empty toilet bowl. HAHAHAH'

    It being a public restroom they had those industrial toilets,the ones with the power flushers, that could flush a damn graperfruit down, so my phone was just an appitizer for it. HAHAHAH

    I'll call AT&T tomorrow with my pitch. laugh_out_loud

                                                          PMM



  • Hey PMM I LOVE THAT PICTURE OF YOU!!!! cool

  • [quote author=lucky8s link=topic=10027.msg82871#msg82871 date=1267997335]


    Hey PMM I LOVE THAT PICTURE OF YOU!!!! cool

    ya, i love that pic too pam


  • [quote author=lucky8s link=topic=10027.msg82871#msg82871 date=1267997335]


    Hey PMM I LOVE THAT PICTURE OF YOU!!!! cool

    ya, i love that pic too pam


    Me too...I love it!!! grin

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