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  • November 2011

    Time has come and gone and here we are again.....November 2011, well it is time to remember our Veterans, give thanks for all we have been blessed with.  So why not share during this season, a poem, a blessing, a joke, a quote, or just thank the Veterans for their service, for those who are here and those who have passed on.  Perhaps a recipe or a special prayer for those turkeys! angel



    FOR ALL OF YOU

    For all of you, because of you,
    I am here today.

    You fought the fight, you did not stray,
    That's what I'm here today.

    You kept us safe, you gave your life,
    So I could be here today.

    I want to thank you for all you've done,
    Without YOU I wanted be here today.

    So to all the Veterans of present and past,
    THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU, HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY!
                 
                                      Debra Joseph, Author[/i]






  • It makes for a beautiful tribute. Thanks debra!  thumbs_up
  • Farting Your Guts Out

    Joke submitted by: Anonymous

    Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.

    Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"


    One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.


    Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.


    She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."


  • Sexy Thanksgiving Story

    Joke submitted by: Anonymous

    I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.

    Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw the door.


    Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin.


    From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.


    The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin.


    My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.


    I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.


    As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I.


    I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.


    I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can't put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it,


    I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.


    I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good.


    Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.


    "Oh yes", I say to you,


    I must say Grace "Thank God for Butterball turkey.... Amen"

    laugh_out_loud

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