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I'm sure many here have a yahoo account. Lately I've noticed some things
I thought have been funny.
Like their "Healthy Eating" sections.
Today, it was reported there's a 1,901 calorie Burger being served at restaurants
across America. This gut bomb has a lot of caloric fat and saturated fat and just
Oh! The HORROR of it all!! Wow, that's just...Just Well, it's obviously a slow
news day frankly. I mean if they don't have anything earth shaking, seems yahoo
grabs their "Healthy Eating" gurus (They have more then one I think) and have
them whip up a small piece.
Ever notice they focus on the "Oh that's bad for you!" stuff?
Big yummy burgers, shakes meant to send that weight scale spinning like a tornado
and you (Of course) to the vegetable section of the grocery dept to start eating a
I can attest, there's a place in AZ which has an 8,000 calorie burger. Yes, called
the "Heart Attack Grill" Maybe I might check it out one day, before I die from
that Mega caloric shake that's wandering around at another restaurant.
I know eating healthy is good for you, but if you think one box of granola is
going to wipe out 35 years of eating "Bad Stuff" then I've got news for you.
By the time I could change my diet, I'd probably be DEAD from having to
wait, weigh and carefully select each ingredient that I'd use. Organic?
Radiated? Gentle to the environment and small furry animals?
Yes it is.
OK, you can eat it.
I did about an hour ago, took me 2 min. I'm hungry again.
No, you have to wait another 5 hours.
It's good for you!
Never mind, going out for a burger.
Stop you can't! I'll call..I'll call...Oh fine do it and DIE!!!
Everybody will someday.
- AHAHHAHA...Funny Post Genenco....
I was thinking about it after I read it, as I made myself a cup of coffee.
I use Sugar substitute, trying to avoid to much sugar in my diet, yet as I read the label, it says, "May cause Cancer."
Now how can I win the battle there? I try to eat healthy, and I am going to get cancer for doing so. ....
You can't drink the water, eat the food, or breath the air anymore, all of it has the possibility of causing cancer. Geeshhh.
That was an awesome critique on the whole eating right frenzy! Too funny! What the heck is in that 8000 burger anyway?
I really enjoy the excessive ads for belly fat. I guess that comes after eating that 8000 calorie burger.
Every time i open my email.....there is a woman with a sagging belly and next to her a stomach that looks like a washboard...that is suppose to be her in just two weeks! Just one magic pill before you go to bed.........and you too can have six pack abs!
Now if you if will excuse me I'm off to eat my deep fried snicker bar.......wink!
- lipstick_xoxos wrote:
I guess the real question is how does one get their mouth around such a whopper?
Lips...Well...Um...There's so many ways to answer this quote, I'll just chuckle and pass..Ya know??
- Nal, I had a boss at an employer long ago and this guy was about 5' 5" and he had to weigh AT LEAST 400 lbs and frankly I have seen guys like this so often lately and wondered if this is a result of simply "Not Caring" a little bit about their weight or maybe their self-esteem is shot to ribbons.
Reminds me of a trivia question asked about Las Vegas.
"How many people weighing over 500 lbs visited the emergency room last year?" (This being 2006).
the answer was 175 people and they did NOT count multiple visits.
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