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      I'm sure many here have a yahoo account. Lately I've noticed some things
      I thought have been funny.

      Like their "Healthy Eating" sections.

      Today, it was reported there's a 1,901 calorie Burger being served at restaurants
      across America. This gut bomb has a lot of  caloric fat and saturated fat and just
      fat, fat.

      Oh! The HORROR of it all!! Wow, that's just...Just Well, it's obviously a slow
      news day frankly. I mean if they don't have anything earth shaking, seems yahoo
      grabs their "Healthy Eating" gurus (They have more then one I think) and have
      them whip up a small piece.

      Ever notice they focus on the "Oh that's bad for you!" stuff?

      Big yummy burgers, shakes meant to send that weight scale spinning like a tornado
      and you (Of course) to the vegetable section of the grocery dept to start eating a
      "Balanced Diet"

      I can attest, there's a place in AZ which has an 8,000 calorie burger. Yes, called
      the "Heart Attack Grill" Maybe I might check it out one day, before I die from
      that Mega caloric shake that's wandering around at another restaurant.

      I know eating healthy is good for you, but if you think one box of granola is
      going to wipe out 35 years of eating "Bad Stuff" then I've got news for you.

      By the time I could change my diet, I'd probably be DEAD from having to
      wait, weigh and carefully select each ingredient that I'd use. Organic?
      Radiated? Gentle to the environment and small furry animals?

      Yes it is.

      OK, you can eat it.

      I did about an hour ago, took me 2 min. I'm hungry again.

      No, you have to wait another 5 hours.

      Why?

      It's good for you!

      Starvation?

      Yes!

      Oh..

      Never mind, going out for a burger.

      Stop you can't! I'll call..I'll call...Oh fine do it and DIE!!!

      Everybody will someday.

      SHUT UP!!!

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          AHAHHAHA...Funny Post Genenco....

      I was thinking about it after I read it, as I made myself a cup of coffee.
            I use Sugar substitute, trying to avoid to much sugar in my diet, yet as I read the label, it says, "May cause Cancer."
            Now how can I win the battle there? I try to eat healthy, and I am going to get cancer for doing so. ....
              You can't drink the water, eat the food, or breath the air anymore, all of it has the possibility of causing cancer. Geeshhh.
                                                                                PMM
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      Gene,

      That was an awesome critique on the whole eating right frenzy! Too funny! What the heck is in that 8000 burger anyway?

      I really enjoy the excessive ads for belly fat. I guess that comes after eating that 8000 calorie burger.

      Every time i open my email.....there is a woman with a sagging belly and next to her a stomach that looks like a washboard...that is suppose to be her in just two weeks! Just one magic pill before you go to bed.........and you too can have six pack abs!

      Now if you if will excuse me I'm off to eat my deep fried snicker bar.......wink!

      Lips
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      Well Lips, you ask, I have delivered.

      The Quadruple Bypass Burger has four slabs of beef weighing 2lbs, three cheese layers, four bacon rashers, lettuce and tomato.
      • 20061215 heart attack grill 9
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      Gene,

      I guess the real question is how does one get their mouth around such a whopper?




      Lips
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      lipstick_xoxos wrote:

      Gene,

      I guess the real question is how does one get there mouth around such a whopper?




      Lips




      LMAO - indeed!  

      Jeez its huge.

      blue 
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      NOW THATS A BURGER!!!!
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      Does that burger come with or without heart surgery?

      Thats a heart attack special right there gene.

      Tony
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      lipstick_xoxos wrote:

      Gene,

      I guess the real question is how does one get their mouth around such a whopper?




      Lips



      Lips...Well...Um...There's so many ways to answer this quote, I'll just chuckle and pass..Ya know??
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      Where's the mayo?  Gotta have mayo!

      medtrans
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      I always have mine cut in half...fits better in your mouth 

      now this is what happens when you eat toooooo many, so be careful..i have seen it happen...
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      Nal, I had a boss at an employer long ago and this guy was about 5' 5" and he had to weigh AT LEAST 400 lbs and frankly I have seen guys like this so often lately and wondered if this is a result of simply "Not Caring" a little bit about their weight or maybe their self-esteem is shot to ribbons.

      Reminds me of a trivia question asked about Las Vegas.

      "How many people weighing over 500 lbs visited the emergency room last year?" (This being 2006).

      the answer was 175 people and they did NOT count multiple visits.
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      that's not cool
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      nalgenie wrote:

      I always have mine cut in half...fits better in your mouth 
      Now why did i just think of Lorena Bobbet.....lmaooo!
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      you are bad..my eyes are watering, and you just gave me permagrin again 
      you are a lot sicker than i thought you were...

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