Rev. Denise....my trip to her office.
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I wanted to bring you all up to date with my deep, lustful infatuation with my pastor, Rev. Denise.
After the Thanksgiving Eve service last night she asked if I would come back to her office so we could discuss some things for our mission trip to Costa Rica. (We leave on December 3.) I was just hoping her meat-headed husband would not be around, which is usually the case. He rarely attends services. I have heard through the grape vine he is always at work on his latest get-rich-quick scemes. Last I heard he was going to corner the dog-food market. Anyway....
I had completely enjoyed Rev. Denise's sermon last night. As you would expect, she preached on being thankful in a self-centered world. All I could think about as she spoke was how damn thankful I was to be able to sit here and watch her mouth move!!!!
When I arrived at her smartly decorated office (a diverse, international theme) she had already removed her vestments and was wearing a very sharp looking business suit, white blouse and gold chain with emeralds. I cannot adequately explain how my breath shortened and my mouth watered as I watched her beautiful breasts slightly swell and relax as she breathed. My, my, the Lord is good!
She wanted to go over a few details of the mission trip. Fortunately, my oldest had driven the rest of my bratty kids home, so I was relaxed. The highlight of the details was this: Our team is staying in four huts. CO-ED. You read that right.....mix gender housing! She slowly slid the list of "room assignments" across her desk. I watch her hand move the paper...it was feminine, yet strong, and had a very cute small freckle on her knuckle of her thumb. (Yes, I am studying every squre inch of her delicious body.) I noticed on the hut-assignments she and I are in the SAME hut. And she wanted me to know it is a shared and semi private shower facilities. She also wanted me to know our hut is next to the border of the bananna field and river. Hmmmmm...sounds seculded. ***Dr.Psyce rubs his grubby hands together and says moo-ha-ha-ha-ha!***
Now, our two other roomates are 1. A very, very large woman who probably should not be going on the mission trip. She waddles everywhere and gets out of breath crossing a room. 2. A really obnoxious older man who thinks he is a Bible expert, but really is FAR from it. I loath those types. Hopefully, they will not be pests!!! Like a crafty Sith Lord I shall sceme a way for them to get lost in the jungle....don't worry, not TOO lost!
As I prepared to leave her office, she escorted me to the door and gave me a lingering hung. As her glorious bosom pushed against my ribs I was filled with school boy awe and excitement!
We leave in one week.......
"Today, most of the good people are afraid to be good. They strive to be broadminded and tolerant. It is fashionable to be tolerant but mostly tolerant of evil and this new code has reached the proportions of demanding intolerance of good."
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- drpsyce38 wrote:
Blue......the 350 pound waddler situation will take care of itself. I say 90% chance she will be air-lifted in the first 3 days.
I bet she snores ...really really LOUDLY.
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The obnoxious Bible thumber....hmmmm.....he either will get lost in the jungle or I will irritate so badly he will beg for another hut!!!!
He may well beg for another hut if the aforesaid waddler is snoring a lot! ;D
Whatever happens, I hope its all good but please do take care and don't "expect" anything to happen and then you won't be disappointed.
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