Rev. Denise....my trip to her office.

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        Hello.

        I wanted to bring you all up to date with my deep, lustful infatuation with my pastor, Rev. Denise. 

        After the Thanksgiving Eve service last night she asked if I would come back to her office so we could discuss some things for our mission trip to Costa Rica.  (We leave on December 3.)  I was just hoping her meat-headed husband would not be around, which is usually the case.  He rarely attends services.  I have heard through the grape vine he is always at work on his latest get-rich-quick scemes.  Last I heard he was going to corner the dog-food market.  Anyway....

        I had completely enjoyed Rev. Denise's sermon last night.  As you would expect, she preached on being thankful in a self-centered world.  All I could think about as she spoke was how damn thankful I was to be able to sit here and watch her mouth move!!!!

        When I arrived at her smartly decorated office (a diverse, international theme) she had already removed her vestments and was wearing a very sharp looking business suit, white blouse and gold chain with emeralds.  I cannot adequately explain how my breath shortened and my mouth watered as I watched her beautiful breasts slightly swell and relax as she breathed.  My, my, the Lord is good!

        She wanted to go over a few details of the mission trip.  Fortunately, my oldest had driven the rest of my bratty kids home, so I was relaxed.  The highlight of the details was this:  Our team is staying in four huts.  CO-ED.  You read that right.....mix gender housing!  She slowly slid the list of "room assignments" across her desk.  I watch her hand move the paper...it was feminine, yet strong, and had a very cute small freckle on her knuckle of her thumb.  (Yes, I am studying every squre inch of her delicious body.)  I noticed on the hut-assignments she and I are in the SAME hut.  And she wanted me to know it is a shared and semi private shower facilities.  She also wanted me to know our hut is next to the border of the bananna field and river.  Hmmmmm...sounds seculded.  ***Dr.Psyce rubs his grubby hands together and says moo-ha-ha-ha-ha!***

        Now, our two other roomates are 1.  A very, very  large woman who probably should not be going on the mission trip.  She waddles everywhere and gets out of breath crossing a room.  2.  A really obnoxious older man who thinks he is a Bible expert, but really is FAR from it.  I loath those types.    Hopefully, they will not be pests!!!  Like a crafty Sith Lord I shall sceme a way for them to get lost in the jungle....don't worry, not TOO lost!

        As I prepared to leave her office, she escorted me to the door and gave me a lingering hung.  As her glorious bosom pushed against my ribs I was filled with school boy awe and excitement! 

        We leave in one week.......
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          OMG - you really do have it soooo bad. 

          Sounds as though she may have a little bit of "the hots" for you?  Well - best of luck and hope the waddler and the obnoxious one don't get too much in your way.  Be careful and take care.

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          Be careful as tp propiety...Concintrate why you are going and not what's going along or on
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          Blue......the 350 pound waddler situation will take care of itself.  I say 90% chance she will be air-lifted in the first 3 days.

          The obnoxious Bible thumber....hmmmm.....he either will get lost in the jungle or I will irritate so badly he will beg for another hut!!!!
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            drpsyce38 wrote:

            Blue......the 350 pound waddler situation will take care of itself.  I say 90% chance she will be air-lifted in the first 3 days.
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            I bet she snores ...really really LOUDLY.

            [quote author=drpsyce38 link=topic=7420.msg53136#msg53136 date=1259280936]
            The obnoxious Bible thumber....hmmmm.....he either will get lost in the jungle or I will irritate so badly he will beg for another hut!!!!


            He may well beg for another hut if the aforesaid waddler is snoring a lot!    ;D

            JK!

            Whatever happens, I hope its all good but please do take care and don't "expect" anything to happen and then you won't be disappointed.

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            Blue....ah, you are indeed a wise woman.
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            Dude.  So not cool.
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            (am I going to hell if I say kinda cool?:P)
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            Dear be careful as possible as much. Its better to be safe then say sorry.
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            Yeah.....but what a thrill this is!
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            Doc,

            I'm confused did u say she had a "lingering hung"? I'd expect that of you........but not the Rev Denise!!!!

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            Lingering hunG huh doc?

            You sure your not talking about Rev. Dennis? lmaoo

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            Lips and Tony.......Guilty!  I did a classic Freudian slip!
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            What's a "lingering hung" anyway....?
            And waiiiiiit just a darn minute.. are you going on a rondezou
            sharing bananas and rubbing cocoanuts in the jungle with your pastor?
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