Signs you smoke to much...HUMOR

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            In the middle of a cigarette, you stop for a cigarette break.

            Cracking your knuckles leaves you winded.

            Morning Schedule: Wake up, cough for three hours, then take a nap.

            You smoke during sex.

            You explain to the nurse you didn't know this iron lung was non-smoking.

            Your birthday is a state holiday in North Carolina.

            For directions in your neighborhood they say "Go down to the big pile of cigarette
            butts, and turn left.

            Your title for the Surgeon General is "Captain Bringdown"


                                               
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        You can discourse for three hours brands and variants.

        You can tell the brand of anothers cigarette at 50 feet.

        Good one PMM...Funny how I posted that song and then you posted this joke..Great minds Hon


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            Joe Camel is my HERO!!!  (I smoke Camel Turkish Gold)

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