Signs you smoke to much...HUMOR

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            In the middle of a cigarette, you stop for a cigarette break.

            Cracking your knuckles leaves you winded.

            Morning Schedule: Wake up, cough for three hours, then take a nap.

            You smoke during sex.

            You explain to the nurse you didn't know this iron lung was non-smoking.

            Your birthday is a state holiday in North Carolina.

            For directions in your neighborhood they say "Go down to the big pile of cigarette
            butts, and turn left.

            Your title for the Surgeon General is "Captain Bringdown"


                                               
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        "Today, most of the good people are afraid to be good. They strive to be broadminded and tolerant. It is fashionable to be tolerant but mostly tolerant of evil and this new code has reached the proportions of demanding intolerance of good."
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        You can discourse for three hours brands and variants.

        You can tell the brand of anothers cigarette at 50 feet.

        Good one PMM...Funny how I posted that song and then you posted this joke..Great minds Hon


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