Some top things NOT to say during sex!

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        1.  Whoa...what is that smell?
        2.  Ummm, what is your name again?
        3.  But, everyone looks funny naked!
        4.  Opps, did I not mention the video camera?
        5.  Oh no!  I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
        6.  Wow...you're good enough to do this for a living!
        7.  You know, you look a lot like my mother.
        8.  You look younger than you feel.
        9.  No, no, no!  I do this part better by myself!
        10.  Don't worry, those are not cracker crumbs, its just my rash.
        11.  I think hard biting is romantic, don't you?
        12.  I want a baby.
        13.  Is it in, yet?
        14.  He-he-he, my last boyfriend was bigger than you!
        15.  Let me get behind you so I have a place to put my ash-tray.
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        16. They weren't this gentle in prison
        17. I shave for aesthetics. That bug thing is TOTALLY a rumor, I swear!
        18. Gosh, the guys at school will never believe this
        19. twoot! Here comes the train, chugga chugga chugga
        20. Hullo, ullo, llo, lo, o
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        Lmao... LMAO.. Thank you doc, i really needed a list. We might need some come back lines as well, so it's good to be prepared, just in case. I'd just die if one of those lines ever got said to me.
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        I love the crackers crumbs/rash line!!! Great list doc and dtweet! Certainly would diminish a mans er uh em.........ego.......lmao!!

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        LMAO - I love em all but that number 20 got me laughing out loud.

        Thank you both for such a good laugh.

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        How about this one that my friend said to her husband;
        He was on top and she said " Honey, I gotta turn away, I can't look at your boobs, they're disgusting ehhhw!"

        One Words-Limpbiscuit!!!!
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        I don't get number 20.

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        LMAO Chilly... he is whispering in her ear.. 

        LMAO LMAO... ahahahahaaaaa
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        Imagin.ation wrote:

        LMAO Chilly... he is whispering in her ear.. 

        LMAO LMAO... ahahahahaaaaa



        LMAO.  

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        seriously...I still don't get it!



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        It's an echo.....you know, like when you shout up an alleyway!   

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        Aaahhhahahha.. im laughing so hard OMGGGGGG
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        It took every ounce of will power not to mention the word sausage!

        LMAO

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        he's whispering in her "other" ear .. the vastness is causing an echo..lmaooo, checkin for deepness, might be needing mountain climbing gear, a rope at least.. in case he falls in

        lmaoo @ shoutin up an alleyway.. LMAOOOOOOOO ahahahahaaa
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        21. Is it ok if I call someone, its ok though, keep going....
        22. Get off me, I'll do it myself!
        23. Should I ask why you're bleeding?
        24. Oh you wanted me to use a condom? I'm all out, can I use a sock?
        25. I think I just sh^t on your bed.
        26. Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
        27. It’s ok, it’ll be better next time.
        28. I actually don’t mind you sweating profusely all over me
        29. Aww, it’s so cute!!
        30. Haven't you ever done this before?
        31. I knew you wore a padded bra!!

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