Some top things NOT to say during sex!

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  • 1.  Whoa...what is that smell?
    2.  Ummm, what is your name again?
    3.  But, everyone looks funny naked!
    4.  Opps, did I not mention the video camera?
    5.  Oh no!  I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
    6.  Wow...you're good enough to do this for a living!
    7.  You know, you look a lot like my mother.
    8.  You look younger than you feel.
    9.  No, no, no!  I do this part better by myself!
    10.  Don't worry, those are not cracker crumbs, its just my rash.
    11.  I think hard biting is romantic, don't you?
    12.  I want a baby.
    13.  Is it in, yet?
    14.  He-he-he, my last boyfriend was bigger than you!
    15.  Let me get behind you so I have a place to put my ash-tray.

  • 16. They weren't this gentle in prison
    17. I shave for aesthetics. That bug thing is TOTALLY a rumor, I swear!
    18. Gosh, the guys at school will never believe this
    19. wootwoot! Here comes the train, chugga chugga chugga
    20. Hullo, ullo, llo, lo, o

  • Lmao... LMAO.. Thank you doc, i really needed a list. We might need some come back lines as well, so it's good to be prepared, just in case. I'd just die if one of those lines ever got said to me.

  • I love the crackers crumbs/rash line!!! Great list doc and dtweet! Certainly would diminish a mans er uh em.........ego.......lmao!!

    Lips
  • LMAO - I love em all but that number 20 got me laughing out loud.

    Thank you both for such a good laugh.

    blue

  • How about this one that my friend said to her husband;
    He was on top and she said " Honey, I gotta turn away, I can't look at your boobs, they're disgusting ehhhw!"

    One Words-Limpbiscuit!!!!

  • I don't get number 20.

    Olga

  • LMAO Chilly... he is whispering in her ear..  wink

    LMAO LMAO... ahahahahaaaaa


  • LMAO Chilly... he is whispering in her ear..  wink

    LMAO LMAO... ahahahahaaaaa



    LMAO.   wink

  • seriously...I still don't get it!

    huh

    embarrassed

  • It's an echo.....you know, like when you shout up an alleyway!    shocked

    blue

  • Aaahhhahahha.. im laughing so hard OMGGGGGG

  • It took every ounce of will power not to mention the word sausage!

    LMAO

    blue

  • he's whispering in her "other" ear .. the vastness is causing an echo..lmaooo, checkin for deepness, might be needing mountain climbing gear, a rope at least.. in case he falls in

    lmaoo @ shoutin up an alleyway.. LMAOOOOOOOO ahahahahaaa

  • 21. Is it ok if I call someone, its ok though, keep going....
    22. Get off me, I'll do it myself!
    23. Should I ask why you're bleeding?
    24. Oh you wanted me to use a condom? I'm all out, can I use a sock?
    25. I think I just sh^t on your bed.
    26. Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
    27. It’s ok, it’ll be better next time.
    28. I actually don’t mind you sweating profusely all over me
    29. Aww, it’s so cute!!
    30. Haven't you ever done this before?
    31. I knew you wore a padded bra!!

  • LMAOO @ awww it's so cute!!!!!


  • It's an echo.....you know, like when you shout up an alleyway!    shocked

    blue


    ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  • lmao..we used to say 'oo, she so loose, ya gotta strap a 2X4 to your @$$'
    snicker

  • thanks for the help.  got it now.  shoulda been "ricola!...cola...ola...ahhhhh" and i would coulda got it the first time!

  • is anything on you real? (fake breasts,fake hair,fake lashes,fake butt)hee heee heeeeeee

  • I still dont' get #20.  :-\ 

    I am laugh_out_loudOLOLOL at 'I do this part better myself.'
    tongue

  • shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
    This needs a dang warning sign iccon      


    I think I just ruined my chair (warn people " It is advised to empty weak bladders PRIOR to reading"  not to mention I couldve seriously injured myself laughing so hard.......ALLEYWAY???????????????????????????

    oh oh oh              wow

    heheherhe
    ummmm


    my ummm  2 cents.....Grand Canyon    big "hole" in the ground that if you yell across it echos

    LOLOLOL

                 ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • embarrassed  Duh!!!  embarrassed

    shocked

    Thank you, lady!  I just got it  cheesy

    You would think am living under a rock.

    or

    in a cave......

    or

    in a black hole.....


    wink
  • black hole........snicker (zips lips)

  • lips_sealed lips_sealed lips_sealed
  • 32. wrong hole thats my belly buttom.
    33. ur like a door knob. everybody had a turn.

  • ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO you guys are killing me!!!!
  • Her: Oo, you're the biggest...you're the best...you're the first!!!
    Him: How do you know I'm bigger and better if I'm the first?

  • i was so excited when you took me up on the sex offer, I had no idea you were into trannys..............

  • I had 2 REALLY think about on whether or not posting this 1 would be crossing the line, but here is goes:

    Get off of me dad, you're smashing my smokes!!!

  • oh luvkitty, u naughty naughty girl, when r u cuming out to California? I'll be here with open arms, and plenty of smokes.

    let's remember, get in, get out, (not to fast this time), nobody gets hurt

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