1. Whoa...what is that smell?
2. Ummm, what is your name again?
3. But, everyone looks funny naked!
4. Opps, did I not mention the video camera?
5. Oh no! I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
6. Wow...you're good enough to do this for a living!
7. You know, you look a lot like my mother.
8. You look younger than you feel.
9. No, no, no! I do this part better by myself!
10. Don't worry, those are not cracker crumbs, its just my rash.
11. I think hard biting is romantic, don't you?
12. I want a baby.
13. Is it in, yet?
14. He-he-he, my last boyfriend was bigger than you!
15. Let me get behind you so I have a place to put my ash-tray.
Some top things NOT to say during sex!
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