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        ----- Original Message -----
        From: prof justice andrew
        Sent: Thursday, July 14, 2011 4:18 PM
        Subject: YOU ARE HERE BY CALL TO JUSTICE FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT.


        ATTENTION :
        YOU ARE HERE BY CALL TO JUSTICE FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT. WE HAVE A NOTE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US THAT YOU ARE HAVING SOMETHING TO DO WITH SOME INTERNET SPAMMERS ALL IN THE NAME OF THE (FBI, BANKNOTE, COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE AND SOME ORDER SCAM EMAIL) AND THAT YOU ARE ALSO HAVING SOMETHING TO DO WITH SOME SPAMMERS IN AFRICA ABOUT A CONSIGNMENT AND MONEY.
        WE GOT THE NOTE ON OUR DESK THIS MORNING FROM THE INSPECTOR GENERAL OF HEAD INTERNET SECURITY (Gen. Daniel Doherty) WHO HAS BEEN MONITORING ALL YOUR EMAIL FROM THERE DATA BASE.
        YOU ARE ASK TO STOP ALL CONTACT YOU HAVE BEEN IN SO FAR WITH ANY OF THOSE SO CALLED SPAMMERS OR ELSE YOU WILL HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME.
        AND ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE TO CONTACT US BACK WITH ALL THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN TO YOU BY THOSE SPAMMERS TO HASTEN US OUR INVESTIGATION ON WHO IS BEHIND ALL THIS AND WHO HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR MONEY ..
        NOTE: YOU ARE ASKED TO GET BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR WE WILL HAVE TO INFORM THE FBI TO COME AND PICK YOU UP IN YOUR ADDRESS AND YOUR CASE WILL BE WORST IF YOU DON’T COOPERATE WITH US TO GET THOSE SPAMMERS RED HANDED THAT IS WHY WE EMAIL YOU TO KNOW MORE DETAILS FIRST BECAUSE THAT IS THE EASIEST WAY TO MEET OUR GOOD CITIZEN’S.
        SO YOU ARE TO GET BACK TO US IN NO TIME BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU.... MORE SO YOU ARE TO PROVIDE US ALL NECESSARY DETAILS AND WE WILL INFORM YOU IF TRULY THERE IS ANY CONSIGNMENT FOR YOU AT ALL... OUR DUTIES IS TO PROTECT ALL OUR CITIZEN AND KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ANY HARM OR WHATSOEVER DAMAGE THEY ARE....
        SO GET IN TOUCH NOW! OR YOUR NAME WILL BE LISTED AMONG THOSE TO BE PERSECUTED BY THE LAW (SCAM ACTIVITIES)....
        GET BACK TO US WITH THE REQUESTED DETAILS
        BEST REGARDS,
        PROF. JUSTICE ANDREW


        Honest to God, do these people really expect anyone to take them seriously?? 
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          Guess they really can't hire an actual interpreter or editor...

        What is really, really scary is that there are those who do fall for this stuff... and they walk among us!
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        ......and they are shouting at you the entire time 

        That's ridiculous. I wonder how many would actually fall for something like that.
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        ....and the English is appalling.

        Unbelievable!

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        And I thought they were for real     Ahhhhhhhhhhh  NO!! 
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        Aaaah... professors don't use comma's.
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        So what would happen if someone actually replied?

        Wonder what the scam is behind this scam. I am sure they would ask for money to get your name off the "list".

        Ahhh Lhasa you should play with them a little bit and say you ARE with the Special Task Force for internet scams!

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        This is quite funny, probably the funniest spam message I've seen. I doubt that anybody would fall for that, it's more than stupid.
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        I just had to share my most recent SPAM email with you guys and ask you if I am dead or not?

        Hello,

        I am Mr.Mark Morris presently working with the Financial Service Authorities United Kingdom(FSA). I have urgent information which you might find very useful. Following investigations carried out by my office,I have discovered that there are some long overdue payment presently here in the United Kingdom yet to be claimed. These funds have been processed in your name and should be released to you ASAP as directed by financial instruments but we are realizing that the earlier documents validating this sum was re written or altered.

        Furthermore, we received an email from one Paul Miller who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident couple of months ago.

        To enable me confirm the status of the information I have for you, I need you to confirm the account information below, as this is the destination we have for the funds processed in your name and the transfer should be effected by Monday 18th July 2011 13:00 Hrs.

        Bank Details:
        Credit Union Australia
        545 Kent Street
        Sydney
        New South Wales 2000
        Australia
        Phone: 133 282
        International +61 7 3295 9400
        Website: http://www.cua.com.au
        Account Name: Paul Miller
        Account:
        804 - 050 - 30820226
        Swift Access Code:CUSCAU2SXXX

        We want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not.And to also know if you authorize the transfer of your funds to the account mentioned above.

        When I hear from you, then I can put my investigations together and make conclusions but from what I have here it seems as though your financial entitlements in the United Kingdom is being redirected for personal interest by illegal means and you will aid us by giving me a brief on your dealings when previously trying to process release of your funds.

        Kindly get back to me on my e-mail address:  epost115@live.com

        And please keep this confidential to enable me work effectively in your favor, when I hear from you, I will prove my personality to you so as to satisfy your worries and to be at liberty to furnish me required information.

        Regards,
        Mr.Mark Morris

        Now, suppose I am dead and don't answer this email, will the thwarted Mr. Paul Miller be put out or what, when he can't get the money transfered to his account.  And ain't it awful nice of Mr. Mark Morris to be so concerned that someone else might be trying to rip me off?

        katt
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        OMG    That's downright scary! 
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        LhasaLover wrote:

        OMG    That's downright scary! 


        It would be more scary if I WAS dead and got the email!!!
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        I received such emails too, not exactly from Mr. Morris but I guess they change the names now and again
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        Very spooky indeed.

        I guess they are hoping you will mail them back and tell them your correct bank details.

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        Crazy stuff for sure.He's soooooooo nice to be looking out for some else trying to rip you off

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