Spazzmaster 1000

Oh my God.

So yesterday was just a series of incredibly bad events.

First, I couldn't work out.
Then, I couldn't get to sleep.

So I go out to my car, and as soon as I opened the car door there was a Spider on the door. Instead of knocking it off, I opened the door, and as soon as I did, it turned into crazy legs and was running in a zig zag pattern across the entrance way of the door, and before I could kill it, it dropped right into my car!!!

I'm an arachnophobic, so I spent like 5 minutes trying to find this sucker before getting into the car, because I was already drowsey, last thing I wanted was to see this thing while driving and have a full on wreck.  I didn't see anything, so I got in the car and headed to a local food spot.

The drive there went smooth. I didn't feel or see any spiders crawling, but cue to me in the drivethru just beginning to order. As soon as the worker said, "Thank you for stopping at Blah Blah Blah, how may I help you?" I saw the Spider run across my steering wheel. Needless to say, I had a complete Level 9 Spazz meltdown. I was using expletives and everything! Felt really embarrassed coming up to the drive thru, but it is  what it is.

TL:DR: I got punked by a spider the size of a small earring.

That must have been traumatic. I'm not an arachnophobic, but I don't like spiders. They are small but move so fast, and I don't like that. Yeah, i guess just one of those days (nights) that anyone would like to be over with as soon as possible.

Yeah. I was really glad to finally go to sleep. I feel like its something in the water.

I hate spiders too, I am a woman who panicks when I see one and I always tell others to remove or kill them. Bad I know.

I'm very superstitious and discovering a spider in Your house betokens getting rich. I like spiders 

"If you wish to live and thrive, Let a spider run alive. "- Old English Rhyme.

Thats a new one, but a goodie. I guess I'm just traumatized by all the special documentaries I saw growing up.

When I was coming along, almost every other show related to nature was about how horrible it was. Remember that movie Arachnophia? I've been scare of spiders ever since!

I like that rhyme.

I also hate spiders , I would of freaked also. I would got out of the car. 

I DID!!! I got out in the middle of a fast food line and did the crazy dance! I was shaking all over. Lol. The guy behind me was just looking.

Are You the white guy, mspaqman:? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4X7Wv70404

Yep. That was me 100 percent, and I just cringed deeply when I saw that tarantula crawl across that man's face. That was scary.

              o,  I just saw that video.    I  don't know how they filmed it...Martin Lawrence looks like he's about to bust a gut for real.  That s***  is funny.    By the way,  I'm sure it was a stunt spider,  no humans were hurt during the making of the film.