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          I love puns and these are great Katt.  Thanks for an early morning smile from me.

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          kattboots wrote:

          I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.


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                  Those are great katt, thanks.  I might have to steal a few.LOL
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          Thanks guys, it is always nice to share a chuckle... bongo, steal freely... heck, I stole 'em in the first place!
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