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        I love puns and these are great Katt.  Thanks for an early morning smile from me.

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        kattboots wrote:

        I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

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                Those are great katt, thanks.  I might have to steal a few.LOL
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        Thanks guys, it is always nice to share a chuckle... bongo, steal freely... heck, I stole 'em in the first place!


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