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        Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

        I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

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        I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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        I love puns and these are great Katt.  Thanks for an early morning smile from me.

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        I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

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                Those are great katt, thanks.  I might have to steal a few.LOL
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        Thanks guys, it is always nice to share a chuckle... bongo, steal freely... heck, I stole 'em in the first place!


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