FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, NOT MEANT TO PISS ANYONE OFF.
At 8 pm I have to meet my sister to pick up her shitzpoo because for the next 9 days I am on dogsitting duties due to vacation. Picture this for the next 9 days in my 24" by 13" living room.
1. Due to 90 degree plus weather and my central airconditioning doesnt hardly cool the top level of my quad level house, I have to sleep 1 level down from there on the couch in the living room.
2. Lottie Lab, my newly rescued black lab refuses to do steps in the house and will not go into the kitchen which is off the living room on the same level. So, Lottie Lab when not taken outside lives 24/7 in the living room on one end of the couch or the loveseat.
3. Cledus and Lester, they are my 2 guinnea pigs that live and run free in the living room. Their plastic baby swimming pool which houses their food, water and blankie is at one end. They run back and forth from under the couch to their area.
4. The shitpoo follows me everywhere I amand I am in the living room about 22 hours a day. Hershel the shitzpoo sleeps on top of a couch cushion and towel on Lottie Lab's side of the couch.
In conclusion in a 23 by 14 area then subtract the mini pigs area will be 1 terrible online gambler, 1 extra large dog, 1 small, mean dog and 2 guinnea pigs.
Two weeks ago I had the shitzpoo for 30 hours and it was a disaster. Lottie Lab kept leaving her feet and lounging at theshitzpoo causing the shitzpoo to scream at the top of his lungs. Lottie Lab does this all the time to the mini pigs to show whose boss. This isnt a regular little dog I am watching.helooks for things to put in his mouth and dare u to try and take it away from him. My mother, sister and brother in law have scars on their hands where this little shitzpoo has bitten them for trying to get stuff out of his mouth. I am smarter than that. After I almost lost a finger a few times I started wearing the oven mitts when dealing with a paper towel, sock or underwear in his mouth. I tell him go ahead ahole u bite the oven mitts u r going flying across the room. Lastly, Lottie Lab got po'ed when she couldnt sleep on her side of the couch because the shitzpoo's cushion and towel was in the way. Add all this andbeing the only one to take care of my 85 and 88 year old mother and father's needs I am accepting donations of prozac.
lcb activities in the last 24 hours
Most viewed forum topics
Register a new account at Velvet Spins casino for 120 free no deposit spins on sweet 16 blast with this code: SWEETBLAST 100 dollars max cash out 30 times play through is required Have a great day...
Velvet Spins Casino No Deposit
Eternal Slots Casino - Exclusive No Deposit Bonus New players only - US OK! Amount: $77 How to claim the bonus: Players need to sign up through our LINK and enter the bonus code. Bonus code: LCB77...
Eternal Slots Casino Exclusive No Deposit Bonus
There are so many new casinos launching these days and it's only natural to want to test them all and find out if they're any good. What do you say about these five for starters? Vote in the poll to...
April 2024 $500 REAL CASH Contest: Let's Test Casinos!
Share on
Twitter
Facebook
Delicious
Reddit