The Donut-Stealing Urinator

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  • OCTOBER 12--What kind of a person steals a donut from a car, proceeds to pull down her pants and urinate in a parking lot, and, when being questioned by cops, offers to perform a sex act on the officer for $80?

    Meet Shantell Ishem.

    The Oklahoma woman, 27, was nabbed early yesterday morning in connection with a bizarre incident outside a convenience store in Bartlesville, according to an amusing police affidavit.

    After pinching the donut from a parked truck, Ishem allegedly relieved herself outside the OnCue convenience store. The vehicle’s owner, Jason Jones, “desired prosecution for the theft of his donut,” cops noted. Ditto store clerk Jeremy Binkley, who wanted Ishem, pictured in the mug shot at right, prosecuted for trespassing.

    When apprised that she was under arrest for vehicle burglary, trespassing, and indecent exposure, Ishem “said she understood.” Ishem then noted that she was “sitting on (her) money maker,” and allegedly began propositioning Officer R.S. Detherow. She offered to perform a sex act on the cop for $80, and “became explicit and said that she would ‘speak into the microphone’ and other such metaphors for fellatio.”

    Those metaphors are not further described in Detherow’s affidavit, which notes that Ishem was also charged with soliciting prostitution.

    She is being held in lieu of $20,000 bond at the Washington County jail.

    Source: thesmokinggun.com

    Wow! Now that's news  wink

  • I don't know whats more bizarre tinkling in public or stealing a donut out of someones truck. I had to reread it....i thought the donut was a donut as in those tubes for sore bottoms.....lmaooo

    Lips
  • LMAO lips! Well, she probably would've taken that too. After all she needs to keep her money maker nice and comfy...


  • LMAO lips! Well, she probably would've taken that too. After all she needs to keep her money maker nice and comfy...


    AHAHAHA!
  • Taking donuts is no joke.. i'll tell you a little something i did.. a LONG time ago when i was alot smarter then i am now lmao.. j/k

    Me and some friends got really drunk, yes theres people out there that give beer to 14 yr olds.. sad sad sad.. it was my first time drinking..

    Well walking around the neighborhood so stupidly drunk, being my age and around friends that mixture just does not seem to mix.. anyways.. there was a donut shop, in the donut shop worked a back then we called him nerdie guy, just picture a nerd and it was him.. walked in and we wanted donuts, donuts weren't ready, there was a few other people there as i remember waiting, standing there impatient, making a long story short.. i hopped over the counter, walked to the back and.. omg.. i..i.. im so ashamed.. i took a big wad of donut dough about double the size a basketball, i had to carry it with both arms.. in the process.. i really don't know how it happened, cuz it wasn't me made a mess of the donut shop, handed out a few donuts as i left.. me and my friends walked down the street, well a few moments after that, the police stopped us and here i was with this big wad of doughnut dough.. think fast viv!.. the police asked questions and explained there was a distrubance at the shop.. it got to me they asked.. whats that? i said.. Umm doughnut dough (cuz i can't tell a lie) it's doughnut dough sirs,.. what you doing with doughnut dough?.. i said.. some guys came running by and tossed it to me.. (not a good liar you see why?).. and.. so what are you going to do with it? i said.. i'm going to take it home and cook it.. they said.. put the doughnut dough down.. i said it's gonna get dirty sad  the police laughed at me, took my doughnut dough away, and put me in the a jail cell sad

    i have no idea what got into me, well yes i do it was drinking as a teenager, without the proper responsible mind of an adult.. this is not something i'd EVER do, taking things and making disturbances in public places just isn't me, but i did.. sad

    but i'll be gosh darned if i EVER pee pee in a parking lot smiley

  • D-d-d-does anyone have a p-p-p-picture of this woman? 

  • LMAO DOC!!!!!

  • Imagine.....well, gosh darn, some guys just have ALL the luck!

  • Imagin you were a wild child! What you should of done is offered to make the donuts for the police officers.....ya know bribe them......wink!

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  • OMG!  shocked  shocked  shocked

    Bartlesville is my HOMETOWN! I promise ya'all.........not all OKIES are THAT STUPID!!!  smiley


  • OMG!  shocked  shocked  shocked

    Bartlesville is my HOMETOWN! I promise ya'all.........not all OKIES are THAT STUPID!!!  smiley



    AHAHAHAHA!
  • By the way, this is our donut-stealing urinator...



  • She doesn't look so happy, she needs a hug.

  • I just figured it was because she didn't get the donut she wanted.

  • Or she's feeling a little self conscious that the police offer rejected the usage of her money maker and she didn't get to speak into the microphone.

  • OR it could be because she doesn't like her hair accessory and wants a new one...the world may never know.


  • Or she's feeling a little self conscious that the police offer rejected the usage of her money maker and she didn't get to speak into the microphone.


    LMAO!!!!!!!! Yep, that's it
  • Crack kills or at least you'll steal a donut ..pee in public and try to bribe the cops.LOL!!!!

  • OMG too funny!

  • Feelin....glad you got the pic.  Hmmm....maybe if she had a make over I'd shell out a couple of green chips.  But, would wear the double-body rubber for sure!

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