I have lived in this house since 1987 and back then it wasnt the greatest of areas of Cincinnati to live in. When I got married in 1983 we moved to a suburb called Forest Park because the school system had the best learning disability setup in Cincinnati. Even though Forest Park has gone down the tubes alot of people have been in their houses 30 to 50 years on my street. I have never locked my house up when Ive run errands or even when Ive beenn gone for a weekend. I got a call a week ago from my neighbor Ive been the closest to for over 20 years. 3 houses on the other side of the street were broken into. 2 were in foreclosure and 1 the owners moved into assistant living. The house was empty. Lottie Lab is the barker from hell. She sits and looks out the front window all day barking at everything. The problem is she is useless from dusk to dawn. She never makes a sound when its dark outside. I have to scrape her butt off the couch at 1am for her final pee. My same neighbor called me last nite to tell me 2 houses overnight had their copper pipes removed from their airconditioning units. The 3 breakins all the copper piping in the basements were removed.
I held a family meeting last nite. I was informed by Lottie Lab that her adoption papers state she doesnt work nights. If u havent guessed already I was forced to assign the mini pigs joint heads of security at night. Their response was typical. After the meeting was adjourned they ran to their assigned spots in front of their plastic swimming pool then started screaming for lettuce. Needless to say security is still an issue at my house unless the mini pigs come thru.
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