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Walking through the casino.....i stop dead in my tracks....omg.... i can't believe what i am seeing..
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- Lipstick
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walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. -
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- at Aug 20, 09, 09:42:32 PM
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walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye -
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- Lipstick
- at Aug 21, 09, 08:07:30 PM
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- last active 11 months ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. -
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- genenco
- at Aug 21, 09, 08:33:36 PM
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- last active 5 years ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg -
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- nalgenie
- at Aug 21, 09, 10:35:53 PM
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walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." -
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- genenco
- at Aug 22, 09, 11:03:05 AM
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walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. -
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- europa99
- at Aug 22, 09, 01:14:53 PM
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- last active 2 months ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and... -
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- nalgenie
- at Aug 22, 09, 11:23:56 PM
- Super Hero 2190
- last active 4 years ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with...
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- genenco
- at Aug 23, 09, 09:58:14 AM
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- last active 5 years ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying -
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- Lipstick
- at Aug 23, 09, 10:35:20 AM
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- last active 11 months ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. -
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- Lipstick
- at Aug 25, 09, 02:36:36 PM
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- last active 11 months ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....
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- genenco
- at Aug 25, 09, 04:48:51 PM
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- last active 5 years ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?" -
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- europa99
- at Aug 25, 09, 11:42:15 PM
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walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and... -
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- nalgenie
- at Aug 26, 09, 03:10:04 PM
- Super Hero 2190
- last active 4 years ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
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- genenco
- at Aug 26, 09, 05:21:46 PM
- Mighty! Member 3032
- last active 5 years ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. -
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- medtrans
- at Aug 27, 09, 10:27:24 AM
- Super Hero 1359
- last active 3 years ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine.... -
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- Lipstick
- at Aug 27, 09, 10:45:49 AM
- Admin 13900
- last active 11 months ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatley five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....Blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
meanwhile, Tony (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand! -
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- europa99
- at Aug 28, 09, 12:45:24 PM
- Sr. Member 260
- last active 2 months ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge! -
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- genenco
- at Aug 28, 09, 01:31:41 PM
- Mighty! Member 3032
- last active 5 years ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force! -
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- nalgenie
- at Aug 28, 09, 05:08:45 PM
- Super Hero 2190
- last active 4 years ago
walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't belive what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue(no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tonys suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and trys relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat... -
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- Lipstick
- at Aug 29, 09, 03:18:18 PM
- Admin 13900
- last active 11 months ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE! -
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- Imagin.ation
- at Aug 29, 09, 05:08:00 PM
- Superstar Member 5026
- last active 5 years ago
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embaressment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS? -
- Replied by
- genenco
- at Aug 29, 09, 07:10:37 PM
- Mighty! Member 3032
- last active 5 years ago
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embaressment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out a the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM. -
- Replied by
- nalgenie
- at Aug 29, 09, 09:43:19 PM
- Super Hero 2190
- last active 4 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embaressment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
-
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- genenco
- at Aug 29, 09, 10:47:51 PM
- Mighty! Member 3032
- last active 5 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do i look like i just fell off a christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embaressment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells evreyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino. -
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- nalgenie
- at Aug 29, 09, 11:32:14 PM
- Super Hero 2190
- last active 4 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib! -
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- Lipstick
- at Aug 31, 09, 11:48:57 AM
- Admin 13900
- last active 11 months ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd....
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- Jimbeaux
- at Aug 31, 09, 11:53:12 AM
- Hero Member 879
- last active 22 hours ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thuder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires... -
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- genenco
- at Aug 31, 09, 12:11:32 PM
- Mighty! Member 3032
- last active 5 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thuder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly. -
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- posada6969
- at Aug 31, 09, 12:42:20 PM
- Full Member 113
- last active 6 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thuder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song. -
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- ladywithgun
- at Aug 31, 09, 12:55:17 PM
- Hero Member 576
- last active 2 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thuder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well atleast he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................alls clear fire in the hole.............BANG -
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- nalgenie
- at Aug 31, 09, 02:38:31 PM
- Super Hero 2190
- last active 4 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................alls clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Genes philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!! -
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- genenco
- at Aug 31, 09, 07:42:47 PM
- Mighty! Member 3032
- last active 5 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................alls clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Genes philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor. -
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- nalgenie
- at Aug 31, 09, 09:13:51 PM
- Super Hero 2190
- last active 4 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hope right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here... -
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- Lipstick
- at Aug 31, 09, 09:54:32 PM
- Admin 13900
- last active 11 months ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hope right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal....... -
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- nalgenie
- at Sep 01, 09, 01:52:51 PM
- Super Hero 2190
- last active 4 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...
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- genenco
- at Sep 01, 09, 05:16:07 PM
- Mighty! Member 3032
- last active 5 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom?" -
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- casinojack
- at Sep 01, 09, 06:57:53 PM
- Full Member 206
- last active 6 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?" -
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- Lipstick
- at Sep 01, 09, 08:48:49 PM
- Admin 13900
- last active 11 months ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Geneco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"
Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!
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- nalgenie
- at Sep 01, 09, 09:41:08 PM
- Super Hero 2190
- last active 4 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"
Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!
Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist. But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use. Maybe he got confused with the skirt..
Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox. But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare. I wouldn't be opposed to that.
Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too! -
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- genenco
- at Sep 02, 09, 01:43:34 PM
- Mighty! Member 3032
- last active 5 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"
Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!
Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist. But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use. Maybe he got confused with the skirt..
Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox. But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare. I wouldn't be opposed to that.
Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!
Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!
A main feeder box has exploded! -
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- nalgenie
- at Sep 03, 09, 04:30:03 AM
- Super Hero 2190
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Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"
Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!
Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist. But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use. Maybe he got confused with the skirt..
Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox. But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare. I wouldn't be opposed to that.
Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!
Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!
A main feeder box has exploded!
What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...
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- Lipstick
- at Sep 03, 09, 09:37:10 AM
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Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"
Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!
Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist. But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use. Maybe he got confused with the skirt..
Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox. But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare. I wouldn't be opposed to that.
Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!
Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!
A main feeder box has exploded!
What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...
Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"
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- nalgenie
- at Sep 03, 09, 11:51:18 AM
- Super Hero 2190
- last active 4 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"
Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!
Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist. But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use. Maybe he got confused with the skirt..
Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox. But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare. I wouldn't be opposed to that.
Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!
Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!
A main feeder box has exploded!
What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...
Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"
Meanwhile...bells are ringing, whisles are whistling...the noise, the noise..
Soda69 just won 15 Grand on the Dean Martin Slot!!! I just gotta have his secret... -
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- luvkittynumber1
- at Sep 03, 09, 12:48:05 PM
- Super Hero 1388
- last active 1 year ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"
Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!
Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist. But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use. Maybe he got confused with the skirt..
Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox. But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare. I wouldn't be opposed to that.
Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!
Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!
A main feeder box has exploded!
What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...
Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"
Meanwhile...bells are ringing, whisles are whistling...the noise, the noise..
Soda69 just won 15 Grand on the Dean Martin Slot!!! I just gotta have his secret...
As Usual, Zuga is viewing the security cameras over & over again in slow-mo 2 confirm that Soda69s win was a legit 1 & notices that a few spiders had quickly fled from the cash insert slot immediately after he hit. AAAAH HA!!! -
- Replied by
- medtrans
- at Sep 03, 09, 01:21:54 PM
- Super Hero 1359
- last active 3 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"
Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!
Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist. But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use. Maybe he got confused with the skirt..
Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox. But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare. I wouldn't be opposed to that.
Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!
Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!
A main feeder box has exploded!
What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...
Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"
Meanwhile...bells are ringing, whisles are whistling...the noise, the noise..
Soda69 just won 15 Grand on the Dean Martin Slot!!! I just gotta have his secret...
As Usual, Zuga is viewing the security cameras over & over again in slow-mo 2 confirm that Soda69s win was a legit 1 & notices that a few spiders had quickly fled from the cash insert slot immediately after he hit. AAAAH HA!!!
"Machine malfuntion! Machine malfunction!" zuga yells in the security room. "Malfunction voids all play" he yells as he chuckles under his breath. 25 security guards rush to Soda69's machine. Soda69 stands there in shock. What the??? -
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- satansmuff
- at Sep 04, 09, 08:54:33 AM
- Super Hero 1584
- last active 3 years ago
Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"
Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!
Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist. But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use. Maybe he got confused with the skirt..
Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox. But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare. I wouldn't be opposed to that.
Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!
Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!
A main feeder box has exploded!
What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...
Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"
Meanwhile...bells are ringing, whisles are whistling...the noise, the noise..
Soda69 just won 15 Grand on the Dean Martin Slot!!! I just gotta have his secret...
As Usual, Zuga is viewing the security cameras over & over again in slow-mo 2 confirm that Soda69s win was a legit 1 & notices that a few spiders had quickly fled from the cash insert slot immediately after he hit. AAAAH HA!!!
"Machine malfuntion! Machine malfunction!" zuga yells in the security room. "Malfunction voids all play" he yells as he chuckles under his breath. 25 security guards rush to Soda69's machine. Soda69 stands there in shock. What the??? As he looks down at his arm and notices these nasty sores spreading all over them...As Zuga try's to explain about the machine malfunction and the spider coming out of it, Soda69's sores are quickly spreading from his arms to his entire body.....quick get the paramedics over here......Soda is deathly allergic to spiders!! Thankfully they were able to inject him with the super serum that saved his life, but now he is scarred for life with the nasty sores........as he walks away from the machine he tells Zuga, keep the 15 grand, it's nothing compared to what your gonna pay me for the lawsuit i'm about to slap you with............... -
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Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time. I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.
Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...
Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts. "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it. Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out. But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"
Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine. He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.
It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual) knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK! And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar). Watch out, I am taking over that machine....
Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!
Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes! "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?, I want that fudge!
Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!
Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks. Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while. Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James. The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...
Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....
Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!
Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?
Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.
Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!
Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here? What is Phantom doing in my seat? What happened next was not pretty at all...
The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...
within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.
Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house! Now lets have some of that Prime rib!
As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...
Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...
Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.
And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.
I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can? oh well at least he is in key................ plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear fire in the hole.............BANG!
But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!
Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...
Whoa...don't go in there!!!
So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now! As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat! Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...
Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let them thru!!!!!!!! They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!! Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"
Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled. "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"
Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"
Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!
Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist. But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use. Maybe he got confused with the skirt..
Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox. But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare. I wouldn't be opposed to that.
Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!
Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!
A main feeder box has exploded!
What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...
Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"
Meanwhile...bells are ringing, whisles are whistling...the noise, the noise..
Soda69 just won 15 Grand on the Dean Martin Slot!!! I just gotta have his secret...
As Usual, Zuga is viewing the security cameras over & over again in slow-mo 2 confirm that Soda69s win was a legit 1 & notices that a few spiders had quickly fled from the cash insert slot immediately after he hit. AAAAH HA!!!
"Machine malfuntion! Machine malfunction!" zuga yells in the security room. "Malfunction voids all play" he yells as he chuckles under his breath. 25 security guards rush to Soda69's machine. Soda69 stands there in shock. What the??? As he looks down at his arm and notices these nasty sores spreading all over them...As Zuga try's to explain about the machine malfunction and the spider coming out of it, Soda69's sores are quickly spreading from his arms to his entire body.....quick get the paramedics over here......Soda is deathly allergic to spiders!! Thankfully they were able to inject him with the super serum that saved his life, but now he is scarred for life with the nasty sores........as he walks away from the machine he tells Zuga, keep the 15 grand, it's nothing compared to what your gonna pay me for the lawsuit i'm about to slap you with...............
Zuga shakes his head and Genenco finally wakes up from his past major trauma with hard liquor only to find himself pinned by the webbing of those nightmare spiders.
"Help me" he squeaks "Help meeeeee"
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