The LCB Story...

Walking thru the casino...I stop dead in my tracks..omg...I can't believe what I am seeing. I look straight ahead through the crowd and see that my favorite slot machine is open...though I am itching to play it, I realize my wallet is upstairs in my room.
Knowing if I didn't grab the game, it might not be available again for a long time.  I wondered what my next move might be. A man approached me and asked why I was standing there with a tear in my eye.

Not sure how to tell him....but there is a scorpion in my shorts. Then he saw the little bugger move along my leg and then smacked me on the leg..and i told him to mind his own business,im here with my woman looking for my room key...

Well I saw the pain in your eyes, and the monster in your shorts.  "That's the way she likes it buddy, just keep walking..." Suddenly I spied the edge of a paper bill and eagerly reached down for it.  Unfortunatly five other people reached for it too and...
we all got the headbutts of our lives, and of course all pass out. Then out comes the scorpion...not only did it free up my machine, but the whole row cleared out.  But now there were more problems to deal with, as a squad of Shriners burst through the casino, with their fezzes flying....and omggggg Nal, Tony, Gene, Pammy, and Phantom get their hair snarled in the flying tosssels!!!!! Lips laughs as she takes the machine everyone wants. As Gene gets his hair untangled he walks up and taps Lips on the shoulder and tells her that someone just hit her car in the parking garage. Lips smirks...........looks at Nal.....and asks...do I look like I just fell off a Christmas tree? Just then from out of the blue...Blue (no pun intended)....blue sees Pam walking in with a Christmas tree she just cut down and  Pam says..."Did you get the stand for it too or are we going to have to have people holding it up like last year?"

Meanwhile, Tony, (whos got amnesia from the head butt) can't remember who he is or how he got there. all he knows is that he wants that slot machine! "where's my wallet?" he wonders as he walks over to the woman with the Chrismas tree and...
gives Lips a slight push, grabbing her money, and stealing the chair all at the same time...he really did not know what was going on, but really didn't care after his eyes started lighting up when he saw that machine.  He thought it may be a great day after all...until Lips rose off the floor.

It might be that in any other circumstance, the fight was a waste of time for Lips, however, most everyone (Excluding one head banged individual)  knew you don't get between Lips and her machine. It was quite a sight to see as Tony's suit was basically shredded in moments and then she started on his skin. When all of a sudden Medtrans comes running from the craps table wearing his Green Bay Packers helmet and swinging a wheel of cheese and starts to yell at the top of his lungs to Lips....DA BEARS STILL SUCK!  And even though I am in my Packer gear complete with helmet and shoes with cleats, I am a woman (hear me roar).  Watch out, I am taking over that machine....

Lips thinks fast..reaching into her purse she tempts Medtrans with a piece of fudge..just freshly packed....Deb321 see's it and snatches it from Med's hand!

Zuga, whos watching it all on a moniter in the security office, can't believe his eyes!  "Is that a...a wheel of cheese?,  I want that fudge!

Medtrans and Deb321 soon are fighting like mad for the fudge. Lefts and rights are thrown viciously, but they both are so hammered, they miss each other, but are knocking everyone else about with stunning force!

Now Lips is standing back laughing hysterically as she is always such an instigator,
look at this trouble I have caused now she thinks.  Well, they are out of my way now..
maybe I can go spin in peace for a while.  Then she lights up a smoke and tries relaxing for a bit, when out comes old crazy with the double fisted fans, shoots Lips like he was Jesse James.  The double action was so powerful it got ashes in her eye, and she swore at him as she jumped up off her seat...

Then from out behind the blackjack table comes pitboss Satansmuff to see what all the ruckus is..at the same time Phantom swoops in from out of nowhere to grab the empty seat at the machine that Lips just jumped off of....

Satansmuff ask's whats going on here....Drpsyce38 takes one look at her and say's....damn you are hot! Satansmuff snaps back.......THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE!

Just as Satansmuff snaps at Drpsyce38, Imagin.ation strolls in, noticing everyone
has stopped, place got all quiet, all heads and eyes turn on her.. Suddenly she
has this strange feeling, why is everyone staring at me.. Then she realizes..
OMG I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!! She yells in embarassment.. WHO STOLE MY PANTS?

Genenco looks on with amazement as he hauls out the pants from beside a section of machines. "Damn, that magic trick really DOES work" he mumbles and tosses the pants to PMM.

Now I can tell everybody I saw a naked chick...but only in Vegas!

Meanwhile, Lips can see now, the image from Image...clearly burning into her head, confused her for a minute, but then she came to her senses finding out it was a magic trick..and hey, what am I doing out here?  What is Phantom doing in my seat?  What happened next was not pretty at all...

The very slap happy casino chef TAAADAAA gets on the PA system and tells everyone in the casino that the buffet is out of prime rib and theres nothing left but chicken to eat...

within seconds, screaming could be heard as those waiting in line began attacking the wait staff as they tried to run from the hundreds of Prime Rib seeking tourists out the back of the casino.

Nal went over to TAAADAAA, and the two of them laughed hysterically...nice way to clear the house!  Now lets have some of that Prime rib!

As Nal and TAAADAAA are enjoying the rest of the prime rib there seem to be some sort of commotion going on in the casino lobby. It seems that Jimbeaux is there throwing free casino chips to the crowd...after doing a month long report that was 25 pages long...Jimbeaux discovered that by throwing the chips to the crowd...

Jimbeaux is standing amongst the flotsam of shredded clothes, torn fez's, tattered tenderloins and announces "ok Folks, First 50 to the front desk that Screams "Jimbeaux Rock's" gets a free 100 dollar bill". The thunder of feet running toward the desk drowns out the chuckle jimbeaux gives as He quietly slip's into the freshly vacated seat to the Machine of All Desires...

Meanwhile the local fire and rescue arrive and sigh seeing the dozen of bodies laying on the casino floor and began to clean up the mess. "Damn, when are they going to keep those LCB members out of the casino?" They wonder quietly.

  And the mean time posada6969 is play in the mariachi, and he say,, this is dedicated to one of my best friend LIPSS and start sing in a love song.

I don't understand spanish i wonder if lips can?      oh well at least he is in key................  plus this way i can get everyones attention since Nals hollerin in another section lookin out for me....................all's clear            fire in the hole.............BANG!

But the real fire in the hole is coming from the new recipe chef TAAADAAA, and Genenco concocted called Jalepeno pepper poppers, stemming from Gene's philosophy...
Life is like a Jar of Jalapeno Peppers...what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow....FIRE IN THE HOLE...BANG!!!

Now rumbles are heard again! This time from the patrons who had a mega meal of the aforementioned concoction. Then it was a wild rush to the bathrooms with hundreds waiting in line. This was not the best time to be a plumber, or janitor...

Whoa...don't go in there!!!

So much for Jimbeaux stealing the chair of the day....no fire or rescue squad can get him out of the pain he's in now!  As he runs off to join the rest of the crowded line with burning holes in their pants...Nal hops right into his seat!  Oh, finallly...I didn't think I would ever get here...

Meanwhile in the line for the bathroom.......two girls with a cup go rushing to the front of the line! Gene nudges Lips to video tape them with her camera as they go in. Having it all on tape she shows Nal.......

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let them thru!!!!!!!!  They have a freaken camel spider!! Lips did you see that!!!!  Nal was so scared she fell off her chair but quickly gained composure when she saw what Lips was up too..."I saw it all right", "I got the whole thing on tape"

Nice try, Lips, you can't outsmart me...just then an loud scream was heard, and the whole line scrambled.  "Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES''!!!!!
the monster spider got out of the cup...Jimbeaux comes running out of the bathroom with a piece of toliet paper stuck to his shoes screaming "that is not one spider its two!!"

Gene looks at Lips and says "That's curious, what was Jimbeaux doing in the ladies
bathroom? And why is he wearing my kilt ?"

Tony has bigger fish to fry at the moment....he goes up to Nal....grinning ear to ear. I brought you a cocktail sweetheart......scotch and maalox? Little does she know its maalox with a splash of scotch!!!!

Ah, silly boy...I see you brought me my invention with a twist.  But I invented this drink for the seniors, like Genenco...but perhaps Jimbeaux might be ready for it, since he doesn't even know which bathroom to use.  Maybe he got confused with the skirt..

Anyway, if you really want to play bartender, I'll take my scotch single malted please..hold the maalox.  But you may want to throw in a valium or two after that spider scare.  I wouldn't be opposed to that.

Out walks Pam from the slots..hey, make one of those for me too!

Suddenly, there's strange sounds coming from outside. Muffled booming sounds and then the lights flicker..Flicker and then the whole casino is plunged into darkness!

A main feeder box has exploded!

What actually exploded was the big vein in Genenco forehead...he drank one of Nal's Scotch and Maalox with the Valium, and it knocked him out cold...now he's laying in the middle of the casino floor, and here comes the spiders...

Posada is still serenading through the casino...trying to find Lips who ran off with Phantom to plot a major casino heist...is singing La Coca Rocha! Posada spots the spiders crawling on Tony's leg and says "I don't tink thats la coca rochas"

Meanwhile...bells are ringing, whisles are whistling...the noise, the noise..
Soda69 just won 15 Grand on the Dean Martin Slot!!!  I just gotta have his secret...

As Usual, Zuga is viewing the security cameras over & over again in slow-mo 2 confirm that Soda69s win was a legit 1 & notices that a few spiders had quickly fled from the cash insert slot immediately after he hit. AAAAH HA!!! 

"Machine malfuntion!  Machine malfunction!" zuga yells in the security room.  "Malfunction voids all play" he yells as he chuckles under his breath.  25 security guards rush to Soda69's machine.  Soda69 stands there in shock.  What the??? As he looks down at his arm and notices these nasty sores spreading all over them...As Zuga try's to explain about the machine malfunction and the spider coming out of it, Soda69's sores are quickly spreading from his arms to his entire body.....quick get the paramedics over here......Soda is deathly allergic to spiders!! Thankfully they were able to inject him with the super serum that saved his life, but now he is scarred for life with the nasty sores........as he walks away from the machine he tells Zuga, keep the 15 grand, it's nothing compared to what your gonna pay me for the lawsuit i'm about to slap you with...............

Zuga shakes his head and Genenco finally wakes up from his past major trauma with hard liquor only to find himself pinned by the webbing of those nightmare spiders.

"Help me" he squeaks "Help meeeeee"

Nal got up to go to the bathroom, quickly stumbled over this talking bump which was Gene..."Don't move Geno..hahaha..like your going anywhere, I get help"  Nal came back with a fire extinguisher, and blew the webs and spiders all away from Gene, and was having so much fun, gave him a couple extra squirts, just for the fun of it!!

Zuga, you really need to get a squad of exterminators down here, or you are going to have more than just Soda's lawywers to worry about.  It is really getting bad around here.

And Geno..please come over here.  Lips is pulling a Thelma and Lousie on me without telling me, and she can't do this alone, even with Phantom as her helper, so we need to go help her out.  She must have had too many Mai Tai's...come on Gene..get your butt up, or I will give you another squirt...maybe I will just take one of these to keep you in line!  Let's go...

Hi Writers and Authors!!!!

Since the story seems to keep going......and i must say i am so excited that it is!!! I thought we could add another chapter. That way the copy and pasting isnt so long!!!

So at this point who ever adds to chapter 2 first.......please put "chapter 2" as the heading and we can continue to copy and paste at this point starting with the first sentence of chapter 2.

Thanks sooo much for the great writing....it has made me laugh and you guys are really creative!!!!!!

Lips

                            CHAPTER 2


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...

CHAPTER 2  The Heist


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...as Gene comes rolling into the bar and is broke from gambling all day, he asks Phantom for a few suckers to sell so he can get bus fair to get home....

I don't know if the spiders spun their web's too tight, or maybe Gene just drank too much, but somehow he developed amnesia.  He forgot his immediate mission right now was to help the dum dum's eating dum dum's break into the vault.  Nal knew this was going to be a lot harder than ever considering who we had to deal with here..

Two drunken dum dum's eating dum dum's, and an amnesic who is trying to bum money for bus fair home.  She sat down with all of them, please pour me a stiff one, I guess its time for a dum dum convention...

CHAPTER 2  The Heist


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...as Gene comes rolling into the bar and is broke from gambling all day, he asks Phantom for a few suckers to sell so he can get bus fair to get home....

I don't know if the spiders spun their web's too tight, or maybe Gene just drank too much, but somehow he developed amnesia.  He forgot his immediate mission right now was to help the dum dum's eating dum dum's break into the vault.  Nal knew this was going to be a lot harder than ever considering who we had to deal with here..

Two drunken dum dum's eating dum dum's, and an amnesic who is trying to bum money for bus fair home.  She sat down with all of them, please pour me a stiff one, I guess its time for a dum dum convention...

Jimbeaux, in the meanwhile has three lifechanging epiphanies...
First: a kilt has no pockets so he has no money to gamble..
Second: Commando and Kilts is not an Ideal Condition...
Third:... Patron shots can kill even lifechanging epiphanies if one cannot recall them.

CHAPTER 2  The Heist


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...as Gene comes rolling into the bar and is broke from gambling all day, he asks Phantom for a few suckers to sell so he can get bus fare to get home....

I don't know if the spiders spun their web's too tight, or maybe Gene just drank too much, but somehow he developed amnesia.  He forgot his immediate mission right now was to help the dum dum's eating dum dum's break into the vault.  Nal knew this was going to be a lot harder than ever considering who we had to deal with here..

Two drunken dum dum's eating dum dum's, and an amnesic who is trying to bum money for bus fare home.  She sat down with all of them, please pour me a stiff one, I guess its time for a dum dum convention...

Jimbeaux, in the meanwhile has three lifechanging epiphanies...
First: a kilt has no pockets so he has no money to gamble..
Second: Commando and Kilts is not an Ideal Condition...
Third:... Patron shots can kill even lifechanging epiphanies if one cannot recall them.

Let me buy you a drink Jimbo...you may have had more lifechanging than you think walking around like that.
I heard whopper girl was on the loose, but you didn't hear it from me...
You may want to check for yourself...

CHAPTER 2  The Heist


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...as Gene comes rolling into the bar and is broke from gambling all day, he asks Phantom for a few suckers to sell so he can get bus fare to get home....

I don't know if the spiders spun their web's too tight, or maybe Gene just drank too much, but somehow he developed amnesia.  He forgot his immediate mission right now was to help the dum dum's eating dum dum's break into the vault.  Nal knew this was going to be a lot harder than ever considering who we had to deal with here..

Two drunken dum dum's eating dum dum's, and an amnesic who is trying to bum money for bus fare home.  She sat down with all of them, please pour me a stiff one, I guess its time for a dum dum convention...

Jimbeaux, in the meanwhile has three lifechanging epiphanies...
First: a kilt has no pockets so he has no money to gamble..
Second: Commando and Kilts is not an Ideal Condition...
Third:... Patron shots can kill even lifechanging epiphanies if one cannot recall them.

Let me buy you a drink Jimbo...you may have had more lifechanging than you think walking around like that.
I heard whopper girl was on the loose, but you didn't hear it from me...
You may want to check for yourself...Jimbo peeks under his kilt....hmmm how did she know to warn me about the whopper girl?

CHAPTER 2  The Heist


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...as Gene comes rolling into the bar and is broke from gambling all day, he asks Phantom for a few suckers to sell so he can get bus fare to get home....

I don't know if the spiders spun their web's too tight, or maybe Gene just drank too much, but somehow he developed amnesia.  He forgot his immediate mission right now was to help the dum dum's eating dum dum's break into the vault.  Nal knew this was going to be a lot harder than ever considering who we had to deal with here..

Two drunken dum dum's eating dum dum's, and an amnesic who is trying to bum money for bus fare home.  She sat down with all of them, please pour me a stiff one, I guess its time for a dum dum convention...

Jimbeaux, in the meanwhile has three lifechanging epiphanies...
First: a kilt has no pockets so he has no money to gamble..
Second: Commando and Kilts is not an Ideal Condition...
Third:... Patron shots can kill even lifechanging epiphanies if one cannot recall them.

Let me buy you a drink Jimbo...you may have had more lifechanging than you think walking around like that.
I heard whopper girl was on the loose, but you didn't hear it from me...
You may want to check for yourself...Jimbo peeks under his kilt....hmmm how did she know to warn me about the whopper girl?...medtrans is standing in the corner scratching her head wondering when she should tell whopper girl that the cheese is unlimited at her house..

Gene now takes a handful of suckers and heads outside to see what sucker he can sucker into buying a sucker.

CHAPTER 2  The Heist


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...as Gene comes rolling into the bar and is broke from gambling all day, he asks Phantom for a few suckers to sell so he can get bus fare to get home....

I don't know if the spiders spun their web's too tight, or maybe Gene just drank too much, but somehow he developed amnesia.  He forgot his immediate mission right now was to help the dum dum's eating dum dum's break into the vault.  Nal knew this was going to be a lot harder than ever considering who we had to deal with here..

Two drunken dum dum's eating dum dum's, and an amnesic who is trying to bum money for bus fare home.  She sat down with all of them, please pour me a stiff one, I guess its time for a dum dum convention...

Jimbeaux, in the meanwhile has three lifechanging epiphanies...
First: a kilt has no pockets so he has no money to gamble..
Second: Commando and Kilts is not an Ideal Condition...
Third:... Patron shots can kill even lifechanging epiphanies if one cannot recall them.

Let me buy you a drink Jimbo...you may have had more lifechanging than you think walking around like that.
I heard whopper girl was on the loose, but you didn't hear it from me...
You may want to check for yourself...Jimbo peeks under his kilt....hmmm how did she know to warn me about the whopper girl?...medtrans is standing in the corner scratching her head wondering when she should tell whopper girl that the cheese is unlimited at her house..

Sorry Jim..guess I had too many of those Patrons myself, and whopper girl just comes out when she wants to...besides, who the hell told you to wear a skirt in the first place?  I think maybe we need to cancel our heist, and send out a search party...

CHAPTER 2  The Heist


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...as Gene comes rolling into the bar and is broke from gambling all day, he asks Phantom for a few suckers to sell so he can get bus fare to get home....

I don't know if the spiders spun their web's too tight, or maybe Gene just drank too much, but somehow he developed amnesia.  He forgot his immediate mission right now was to help the dum dum's eating dum dum's break into the vault.  Nal knew this was going to be a lot harder than ever considering who we had to deal with here..

Two drunken dum dum's eating dum dum's, and an amnesic who is trying to bum money for bus fare home.  She sat down with all of them, please pour me a stiff one, I guess its time for a dum dum convention...

Jimbeaux, in the meanwhile has three lifechanging epiphanies...
First: a kilt has no pockets so he has no money to gamble..
Second: Commando and Kilts is not an Ideal Condition...
Third:... Patron shots can kill even lifechanging epiphanies if one cannot recall them.

Let me buy you a drink Jimbo...you may have had more lifechanging than you think walking around like that.
I heard whopper girl was on the loose, but you didn't hear it from me...
You may want to check for yourself...Jimbo peeks under his kilt....hmmm how did she know to warn me about the whopper girl?...medtrans is standing in the corner scratching her head wondering when she should tell whopper girl that the cheese is unlimited at her house..

Gene now takes a handful of suckers and heads outside to see what sucker he can sucker into buying a sucker.

Sorry Jim..guess I had too many of those Patrons myself, and whopper girl just comes out when she wants to...besides, who the hell told you to wear a skirt in the first place?  I think maybe we need to cancel our heist, and send out a search party...

CHAPTER 2  The Heist


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...as Gene comes rolling into the bar and is broke from gambling all day, he asks Phantom for a few suckers to sell so he can get bus fare to get home....

I don't know if the spiders spun their web's too tight, or maybe Gene just drank too much, but somehow he developed amnesia.  He forgot his immediate mission right now was to help the dum dum's eating dum dum's break into the vault.  Nal knew this was going to be a lot harder than ever considering who we had to deal with here..

Two drunken dum dum's eating dum dum's, and an amnesic who is trying to bum money for bus fare home.  She sat down with all of them, please pour me a stiff one, I guess its time for a dum dum convention...

Jimbeaux, in the meanwhile has three lifechanging epiphanies...
First: a kilt has no pockets so he has no money to gamble..
Second: Commando and Kilts is not an Ideal Condition...
Third:... Patron shots can kill even lifechanging epiphanies if one cannot recall them.

Let me buy you a drink Jimbo...you may have had more lifechanging than you think walking around like that.
I heard whopper girl was on the loose, but you didn't hear it from me...
You may want to check for yourself...Jimbo peeks under his kilt....hmmm how did she know to warn me about the whopper girl?...medtrans is standing in the corner scratching her head wondering when she should tell whopper girl that the cheese is unlimited at her house..

Gene now takes a handful of suckers and heads outside to see what sucker he can sucker into buying a sucker.

Sorry Jim..guess I had too many of those Patrons myself, and whopper girl just comes out when she wants to...besides, who the hell told you to wear a skirt in the first place?  I think maybe we need to cancel our heist, and send out a search party...

Meanwhile, Jimbeax was already busy on his own search looking for his missing member.  Just how drunk can a person get to not notice this he wondered...hmmm,
Well, I kinda wondered what it would be like to be a woman anyway...maybe I should shave the stache.  Better get another drink first...

CHAPTER 2  The Heist


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...as Gene comes rolling into the bar and is broke from gambling all day, he asks Phantom for a few suckers to sell so he can get bus fare to get home....

I don't know if the spiders spun their web's too tight, or maybe Gene just drank too much, but somehow he developed amnesia.  He forgot his immediate mission right now was to help the dum dum's eating dum dum's break into the vault.  Nal knew this was going to be a lot harder than ever considering who we had to deal with here..

Two drunken dum dum's eating dum dum's, and an amnesic who is trying to bum money for bus fare home.  She sat down with all of them, please pour me a stiff one, I guess its time for a dum dum convention...

Jimbeaux, in the meanwhile has three lifechanging epiphanies...
First: a kilt has no pockets so he has no money to gamble..
Second: Commando and Kilts is not an Ideal Condition...
Third:... Patron shots can kill even lifechanging epiphanies if one cannot recall them.

Let me buy you a drink Jimbo...you may have had more lifechanging than you think walking around like that.
I heard whopper girl was on the loose, but you didn't hear it from me...
You may want to check for yourself...Jimbo peeks under his kilt....hmmm how did she know to warn me about the whopper girl?...medtrans is standing in the corner scratching her head wondering when she should tell whopper girl that the cheese is unlimited at her house..

Gene now takes a handful of suckers and heads outside to see what sucker he can sucker into buying a sucker.

Sorry Jim..guess I had too many of those Patrons myself, and whopper girl just comes out when she wants to...besides, who the hell told you to wear a skirt in the first place?  I think maybe we need to cancel our heist, and send out a search party...

Meanwhile, Jimbeax was already busy on his own search looking for his missing member.  Just how drunk can a person get to not notice this he wondered...hmmm,
Well, I kinda wondered what it would be like to be a woman anyway...maybe I should shave the stache.  Better get another drink first...

Crying to My Patron... I kinda remember where I used it last...

CHAPTER 2  The Heist


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...as Gene comes rolling into the bar and is broke from gambling all day, he asks Phantom for a few suckers to sell so he can get bus fare to get home....

I don't know if the spiders spun their web's too tight, or maybe Gene just drank too much, but somehow he developed amnesia.  He forgot his immediate mission right now was to help the dum dum's eating dum dum's break into the vault.  Nal knew this was going to be a lot harder than ever considering who we had to deal with here..

Two drunken dum dum's eating dum dum's, and an amnesic who is trying to bum money for bus fare home.  She sat down with all of them, please pour me a stiff one, I guess its time for a dum dum convention...

Jimbeaux, in the meanwhile has three lifechanging epiphanies...
First: a kilt has no pockets so he has no money to gamble..
Second: Commando and Kilts is not an Ideal Condition...
Third:... Patron shots can kill even lifechanging epiphanies if one cannot recall them.

Let me buy you a drink Jimbo...you may have had more lifechanging than you think walking around like that.
I heard whopper girl was on the loose, but you didn't hear it from me...
You may want to check for yourself...Jimbo peeks under his kilt....hmmm how did she know to warn me about the whopper girl?...medtrans is standing in the corner scratching her head wondering when she should tell whopper girl that the cheese is unlimited at her house..

Gene now takes a handful of suckers and heads outside to see what sucker he can sucker into buying a sucker.

Sorry Jim..guess I had too many of those Patrons myself, and whopper girl just comes out when she wants to...besides, who the hell told you to wear a skirt in the first place?  I think maybe we need to cancel our heist, and send out a search party...

Meanwhile, Jimbeax was already busy on his own search looking for his missing member.  Just how drunk can a person get to not notice this he wondered...hmmm,
Well, I kinda wondered what it would be like to be a woman anyway...maybe I should shave the stache.  Better get another drink first...

Crying to My Patron... I kinda remember where I used it last...it was when the casino had double entry day!

CHAPTER 2  The Heist


Phantom and Lips are huddled at the bar and the mai tai's are flowing....Phantom pulls out a bunch of dum dum suckers from his pocket...as Gene comes rolling into the bar and is broke from gambling all day, he asks Phantom for a few suckers to sell so he can get bus fare to get home....

I don't know if the spiders spun their web's too tight, or maybe Gene just drank too much, but somehow he developed amnesia.  He forgot his immediate mission right now was to help the dum dum's eating dum dum's break into the vault.  Nal knew this was going to be a lot harder than ever considering who we had to deal with here..

Two drunken dum dum's eating dum dum's, and an amnesic who is trying to bum money for bus fare home.  She sat down with all of them, please pour me a stiff one, I guess its time for a dum dum convention...

Jimbeaux, in the meanwhile has three lifechanging epiphanies...
First: a kilt has no pockets so he has no money to gamble..
Second: Commando and Kilts is not an Ideal Condition...
Third:... Patron shots can kill even lifechanging epiphanies if one cannot recall them.

Let me buy you a drink Jimbo...you may have had more lifechanging than you think walking around like that.
I heard whopper girl was on the loose, but you didn't hear it from me...
You may want to check for yourself...Jimbo peeks under his kilt....hmmm how did she know to warn me about the whopper girl?...medtrans is standing in the corner scratching her head wondering when she should tell whopper girl that the cheese is unlimited at her house..

Gene now takes a handful of suckers and heads outside to see what sucker he can sucker into buying a sucker.

Sorry Jim..guess I had too many of those Patrons myself, and whopper girl just comes out when she wants to...besides, who the hell told you to wear a skirt in the first place?  I think maybe we need to cancel our heist, and send out a search party...

Meanwhile, Jimbeax was already busy on his own search looking for his missing member.  Just how drunk can a person get to not notice this he wondered...hmmm,
Well, I kinda wondered what it would be like to be a woman anyway...maybe I should shave the stache.  Better get another drink first...

Crying to My Patron... I kinda remember where I used it last...it was when the casino had double entry day!

Genenco staggers back in with a grin on his face. seems one guy had hit it big and bought all 5 of the suckers for $200 each. Now flush with $1,000 he's ready to drink some more.

        CHAPTER 3  THE DREAM

Jim woke up in a sweat like none he had ever experienced before...had someone slipped something into my drink he thought?

"What's the matter with you?", Gene asked "Oh I just can't tell you" Jim said...it was bad...it was so bad.  I feel like I have the dts..there were Gigantic Spiders, and I was in a skirt...and Whopper Girl.  Gene laughed...Whopper Girl??  "Don't ask, let's just say Lorena Bobbett, and we'll leave it at that"...but that wasn't all of it, you were selling lollipops to buy us drinks, and get us bus fare...it was horrifying Gene.

Please just get me a shot, would you.  And where is everyone??  How long have I been out?  What's everyone been up to??

  CHAPTER 3  THE DREAM

Jim woke up in a sweat like none he had ever experienced before...had someone slipped something into my drink he thought?

"What's the matter with you?", Gene asked "Oh I just can't tell you" Jim said...it was bad...it was so bad.  I feel like I have the dts..there were Gigantic Spiders, and I was in a skirt...and Whopper Girl.  Gene laughed...Whopper Girl??  "Don't ask, let's just say Lorena Bobbett, and we'll leave it at that"...but that wasn't all of it, you were selling lollipops to buy us drinks, and get us bus fare...it was horrifying Gene.

Please just get me a shot, would you.  And where is everyone??  How long have I been out?  What's everyone been up to?

Genen hands Jim a shot and then chugs a beer to refresh himself.

"Well, as to the spiders, I'd be one sorry mess if they were like you said"

As for the rest of the gang. I think that some have headed off to the penny slots, I think Nal went for the dollar slots and I'm not too sure about the others. seems they were reading some paperwork and had big sheets they were looking over and making funny marks on"

Gene noticies Jim has finished the shot and pours another. while wondering what Jim would look like in a skirt....

CHAPTER 3  THE DREAM

Jim woke up in a sweat like none he had ever experienced before...had someone slipped something into my drink he thought?

"What's the matter with you?", Gene asked "Oh I just can't tell you" Jim said...it was bad...it was so bad.  I feel like I have the dts..there were Gigantic Spiders, and I was in a skirt...and Whopper Girl.  Gene laughed...Whopper Girl??  "Don't ask, let's just say Lorena Bobbett, and we'll leave it at that"...but that wasn't all of it, you were selling lollipops to buy us drinks, and get us bus fare...it was horrifying Gene.

Please just get me a shot, would you.  And where is everyone??  How long have I been out?  What's everyone been up to?

Genen hands Jim a shot and then chugs a beer to refresh himself.

"Well, as to the spiders, I'd be one sorry mess if they were like you said"

As for the rest of the gang. I think that some have headed off to the penny slots, I think Nal went for the dollar slots and I'm not too sure about the others. seems they were reading some paperwork and had big sheets they were looking over and making funny marks on"

Gene noticies Jim has finished the shot and pours another. while wondering what Jim would look like in a skirt..Nal who has been in the sports bar watching her new england patriots almost lose is still upset at how close the game was walks up to lips and wants to know what else she's got on her mind to be that little instigator that she is....

Phantom butts in and says....we got a plot to heist the joint. We need to figure out how to give some shrooms to security. We tested on Jimbo and he thinks it's all a dream!!

CHAPTER 3  THE DREAM

Jim woke up in a sweat like none he had ever experienced before...had someone slipped something into my drink he thought?

"What's the matter with you?", Gene asked "Oh I just can't tell you" Jim said...it was bad...it was so bad.  I feel like I have the dts..there were Gigantic Spiders, and I was in a skirt...and Whopper Girl.  Gene laughed...Whopper Girl??  "Don't ask, let's just say Lorena Bobbett, and we'll leave it at that"...but that wasn't all of it, you were selling lollipops to buy us drinks, and get us bus fare...it was horrifying Gene.

Please just get me a shot, would you.  And where is everyone??  How long have I been out?  What's everyone been up to?

Genen hands Jim a shot and then chugs a beer to refresh himself.

"Well, as to the spiders, I'd be one sorry mess if they were like you said"

As for the rest of the gang. I think that some have headed off to the penny slots, I think Nal went for the dollar slots and I'm not too sure about the others. seems they were reading some paperwork and had big sheets they were looking over and making funny marks on"

Gene noticies Jim has finished the shot and pours another. while wondering what Jim would look like in a skirt..Nal who has been in the sports bar watching her new england patriots almost lose is still upset at how close the game was walks up to lips and wants to know what else she's got on her mind to be that little instigator that she is....

Phantom butts in and says....we got a plot to heist the joint. We need to figure out how to give some shrooms to security. We tested on Jimbo and he thinks it's all a dream!!

Meanwhile Nal decided to go play a little video poker for a while, and just hit a Royal for $4000.  you could hear the hoo's all thru the casino!!  Everyone came over to see the commotion.  Woo hoo..I hit a Royal..dinner and drinks on me everyone.  I could use a break right now anyway.  So about 10 of us all went to the best restaurant we could find, and while the appetizers were being passed around, Phantom and Nal snuck around everyones plates and sprayed them with some of those shrooms meant for the guards....oh what a night it turned into.

Chapter 4  What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

The party lasted well into the night.  Champagne bottles were passed around like water.  Everyone was feeling pretty good. Around 3 am things started to weed out, and there were only a couple of us left.  We went into the VIP room for a couple lobstas, and a couple more rounds.  It was Genenco, Lips, and me.  Gene was so drunk he was making his lobsta dance, and singing "Rock Lobsta".  Me and Lips we rolling on the floor laughing at him, then when he fell on his plate we decided to help him back to his room.

Then Lips and I went back out till around 5 am and had a couple mimosas, then decided it was probably a good idea to go lay down too.

What happened next, I couldn't say...but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...

The party lasted well into the night.  Champagne bottles were passed around like water.  Everyone was feeling pretty good. Around 3 am things started to weed out, and there were only a couple of us left.  We went into the VIP room for a couple lobstas, and a couple more rounds.  It was Genenco, Lips, and me.  Gene was so drunk he was making his lobsta dance, and singing "Rock Lobsta".  Me and Lips we rolling on the floor laughing at him, then when he fell on his plate we decided to help him back to his room.

Then Lips and I went back out till around 5 am and had a couple mimosas, then decided it was probably a good idea to go lay down too.

What happened next, I couldn't say...but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...
Meanwhile Posada walk in and they run to him and whit they last breet sayin,,,,,, do you have some money i can borrow, Posada6969 sayi only have 21 dlls let's split it in 3 and good luck, Posada6969 say dont worry i veen in the same situation before (lol)

 

The party lasted well into the night.  Champagne bottles were passed around like water.  Everyone was feeling pretty good. Around 3 am things started to weed out, and there were only a couple of us left.  We went into the VIP room for a couple lobstas, and a couple more rounds.  It was Genenco, Lips, and me.  Gene was so drunk he was making his lobsta dance, and singing "Rock Lobsta".  Me and Lips we rolling on the floor laughing at him, then when he fell on his plate we decided to help him back to his room.

Then Lips and I went back out till around 5 am and had a couple mimosas, then decided it was probably a good idea to go lay down too.

What happened next, I couldn't say...but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...
Meanwhile Posada walk in and they run to him and whit they last breet sayin,,,,,, do you have some money i can borrow, Posada6969 sayi only have 21 dlls let's split it in 3 and good luck, Posada6969 say dont worry i veen in the same situation before (lol)

Eying Posada up and down....Lips wonders how she can ever repay him for his kindness. She unbuttons his shirt and kicks the door closed with her high heel...

The party lasted well into the night.  Champagne bottles were passed around like water.  Everyone was feeling pretty good. Around 3 am things started to weed out, and there were only a couple of us left.  We went into the VIP room for a couple lobstas, and a couple more rounds.  It was Genenco, Lips, and me.  Gene was so drunk he was making his lobsta dance, and singing "Rock Lobsta".  Me and Lips we rolling on the floor laughing at him, then when he fell on his plate we decided to help him back to his room.

Then Lips and I went back out till around 5 am and had a couple mimosas, then decided it was probably a good idea to go lay down too.

What happened next, I couldn't say...but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...
Meanwhile Posada walk in and they run to him and whit they last breet sayin,,,,,, do you have some money i can borrow, Posada6969 sayi only have 21 dlls let's split it in 3 and good luck, Posada6969 say dont worry i veen in the same situation before (lol)

Eying Posada up and down....Lips wonders how she can ever repay him for his kindness. She unbuttons his shirt and kicks the door closed with her high heel...just before the door is about to close luvkittynumber1 sticks her foot in to stop it from closing and says nals wants to know  which landing strip to land on tonight....

In a startled but stern voice Posada replies, "Well, if I could get a little privacy I would be doing a little STRIP LANDING of my own!"

The party lasted well into the night.  Champagne bottles were passed around like water.  Everyone was feeling pretty good. Around 3 am things started to weed out, and there were only a couple of us left.  We went into the VIP room for a couple lobstas, and a couple more rounds.  It was Genenco, Lips, and me.  Gene was so drunk he was making his lobsta dance, and singing "Rock Lobsta".  Me and Lips we rolling on the floor laughing at him, then when he fell on his plate we decided to help him back to his room.

Then Lips and I went back out till around 5 am and had a couple mimosas, then decided it was probably a good idea to go lay down too.

What happened next, I couldn't say...but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...
Meanwhile Posada walk in and they run to him and whit they last breet sayin,,,,,, do you have some money i can borrow, Posada6969 sayi only have 21 dlls let's split it in 3 and good luck, Posada6969 say dont worry i veen in the same situation before (lol)

Eying Posada up and down....Lips wonders how she can ever repay him for his kindness. She unbuttons his shirt and kicks the door closed with her high heel...just before the door is about to close luvkittynumber1 sticks her foot in to stop it from closing and says nals wants to know  which landing strip to land on tonight....

In a startled but stern voice Posada replies, "Well, if I could get a little privacy I would be doing a little STRIP LANDING of my own!"


Now posada6969  thinkin,mmm,, and he say hey girls what abuot if we play STRIP POKER, or someting exitement, and then we go play holdem' texas at Luck3 casino, sounds good uh!!

The party lasted well into the night.  Champagne bottles were passed around like water.  Everyone was feeling pretty good. Around 3 am things started to weed out, and there were only a couple of us left.  We went into the VIP room for a couple lobstas, and a couple more rounds.  It was Genenco, Lips, and me.  Gene was so drunk he was making his lobsta dance, and singing "Rock Lobsta".  Me and Lips we rolling on the floor laughing at him, then when he fell on his plate we decided to help him back to his room.

Then Lips and I went back out till around 5 am and had a couple mimosas, then decided it was probably a good idea to go lay down too.

What happened next, I couldn't say...but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...
Meanwhile Posada walk in and they run to him and whit they last breet sayin,,,,,, do you have some money i can borrow, Posada6969 sayi only have 21 dlls let's split it in 3 and good luck, Posada6969 say dont worry i veen in the same situation before (lol)

Eying Posada up and down....Lips wonders how she can ever repay him for his kindness. She unbuttons his shirt and kicks the door closed with her high heel...just before the door is about to close luvkittynumber1 sticks her foot in to stop it from closing and says nals wants to know  which landing strip to land on tonight....

In a startled but stern voice Posada replies, "Well, if I could get a little privacy I would be doing a little STRIP LANDING of my own!"

Now posada6969  thinkin,mmm,, and he say hey girls what abuot if we play STRIP POKER, or someting exitement, and then we go play holdem' texas at Luck3 casino, sounds good uh!!

Luvkittynumber1 replies,"Well, I do have alot of experience when it comes to strippin' & card flippin', so i'm game. All I need is u 2 supply me with a good sturdy pole that I can dance around & i'm good 2 go....How about u Lips?"

The party lasted well into the night.  Champagne bottles were passed around like water.  Everyone was feeling pretty good. Around 3 am things started to weed out, and there were only a couple of us left.  We went into the VIP room for a couple lobstas, and a couple more rounds.  It was Genenco, Lips, and me.  Gene was so drunk he was making his lobsta dance, and singing "Rock Lobsta".  Me and Lips we rolling on the floor laughing at him, then when he fell on his plate we decided to help him back to his room.

Then Lips and I went back out till around 5 am and had a couple mimosas, then decided it was probably a good idea to go lay down too.

What happened next, I couldn't say...but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...
Meanwhile Posada walk in and they run to him and whit they last breet sayin,,,,,, do you have some money i can borrow, Posada6969 sayi only have 21 dlls let's split it in 3 and good luck, Posada6969 say dont worry i veen in the same situation before (lol)

Eying Posada up and down....Lips wonders how she can ever repay him for his kindness. She unbuttons his shirt and kicks the door closed with her high heel...just before the door is about to close luvkittynumber1 sticks her foot in to stop it from closing and says nals wants to know  which landing strip to land on tonight....

In a startled but stern voice Posada replies, "Well, if I could get a little privacy I would be doing a little STRIP LANDING of my own!"

Now posada6969  thinkin,mmm,, and he say hey girls what abuot if we play STRIP POKER, or someting exitement, and then we go play holdem' texas at Luck3 casino, sounds good uh!!

Luvkittynumber1 replies,"Well, I do have alot of experience when it comes to strippin' & card flippin', so i'm game. All I need is u 2 supply me with a good sturdy pole that I can dance around & i'm good 2 go....How about u Lips?"

I will call room service and ask them to bring up a pole. A few minutes later there is a knock at the door...."room service" Nal open's the door and there stands Looneysly with a bowl of warm water and shaving cream.

The party lasted well into the night.  Champagne bottles were passed around like water.  Everyone was feeling pretty good. Around 3 am things started to weed out, and there were only a couple of us left.  We went into the VIP room for a couple lobstas, and a couple more rounds.  It was Genenco, Lips, and me.  Gene was so drunk he was making his lobsta dance, and singing "Rock Lobsta".  Me and Lips we rolling on the floor laughing at him, then when he fell on his plate we decided to help him back to his room.

Then Lips and I went back out till around 5 am and had a couple mimosas, then decided it was probably a good idea to go lay down too.

What happened next, I couldn't say...but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...
Meanwhile Posada walk in and they run to him and whit they last breet sayin,,,,,, do you have some money i can borrow, Posada6969 sayi only have 21 dlls let's split it in 3 and good luck, Posada6969 say dont worry i veen in the same situation before (lol)

Eying Posada up and down....Lips wonders how she can ever repay him for his kindness. She unbuttons his shirt and kicks the door closed with her high heel...just before the door is about to close luvkittynumber1 sticks her foot in to stop it from closing and says nals wants to know  which landing strip to land on tonight....

In a startled but stern voice Posada replies, "Well, if I could get a little privacy I would be doing a little STRIP LANDING of my own!"

Now posada6969  thinkin,mmm,, and he say hey girls what abuot if we play STRIP POKER, or someting exitement, and then we go play holdem' texas at Luck3 casino, sounds good uh!!

Luvkittynumber1 replies,"Well, I do have alot of experience when it comes to strippin' & card flippin', so i'm game. All I need is u 2 supply me with a good sturdy pole that I can dance around & i'm good 2 go....How about u Lips?"

I will call room service and ask them to bring up a pole. A few minutes later there is a knock at the door...."room service" Nal open's the door and there stands Looneysly with a bowl of warm water and shaving cream.

OMG!!! Meow-Mix!!! did you order this room service for me too??  What did you take your freaken crazy pills today?? 

Nal quickly pushed Looney out the door, and politely apologized thru the crack.  Sorry but I am still traumatized from the last time.  The Postman is not ringing twice here!!

Chapter 4


The Penthouse Suite

Looney realizes she went to the wrong room......I'm looking for the Penthouse Suite.  Wanting to hob knob with the highrollers.....a trail follows Looney to the top floor.

Chapter 4


The Penthouse Suite

Looney realizes she went to the wrong room......I'm looking for the Penthouse Suite.  Wanting to hob knob with the highrollers.....a trail follows Looney to the top floor.

Looney,nal,lips,phantom,luvkittynumber1 and Gene all pile onto the elevator and push the button to the penthouse suite when all of a sudden half way up the elevator gets stuck between floors.....                                        nal notices a small door in the ceiling, "we'll have to make a human pyrimid and see if we can reach the door". Phantom, gene and looney get down on there hands and knees, luvkittynuber1 and nal climb up on their backs, and just as lips is about to reach the top of the pyrimid...

Chapter 4


The Penthouse Suite

Looney realizes she went to the wrong room......I'm looking for the Penthouse Suite.  Wanting to hob knob with the highrollers.....a trail follows Looney to the top floor.

Looney,nal,lips,phantom,luvkittynumber1 and Gene all pile onto the elevator and push the button to the penthouse suite when all of a sudden half way up the elevator gets stuck between floors.....                                        nal notices a small door in the ceiling, "we'll have to make a human pyrimid and see if we can reach the door". Phantom, gene and looney get down on there hands and knees, luvkittynuber1 and nal climb up on their backs, and just as lips is about to reach the top of the pyramid...

I stand on my tippy toes and as i start to climb in, i see a old slot machine with a envelope attached. I reach for the envelope, and on the front it says.....To Bugsy Siegel....dated 1947.

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Chapter 5


The Penthouse Suite

Looney realizes she went to the wrong room......I'm looking for the Penthouse Suite.  Wanting to hob knob with the highrollers.....a trail follows Looney to the top floor.

Looney,nal,lips,phantom,luvkittynumber1 and Gene all pile onto the elevator and push the button to the penthouse suite when all of a sudden half way up the elevator gets stuck between floors.....                                        nal notices a small door in the ceiling, "we'll have to make a human pyrimid and see if we can reach the door". Phantom, gene and looney get down on there hands and knees, luvkittynuber1 and nal climb up on their backs, and just as lips is about to reach the top of the pyramid...

I stand on my tippy toes and as i start to climb in, i see a old slot machine with a envelope attached. I reach for the envelope, and on the front it says.....To Bugsy Siegel....dated 1947.

Wow guys, this must be some kind of sign....47 has been my lucky number for years.
Just then the elevator started moving and everyone fell. 

The Penthouse Suite

Looney realizes she went to the wrong room......I'm looking for the Penthouse Suite.  Wanting to hob knob with the highrollers.....a trail follows Looney to the top floor.

Looney,nal,lips,phantom,luvkittynumber1 and Gene all pile onto the elevator and push the button to the penthouse suite when all of a sudden half way up the elevator gets stuck between floors.....                                        nal notices a small door in the ceiling, "we'll have to make a human pyrimid and see if we can reach the door". Phantom, gene and looney get down on there hands and knees, luvkittynuber1 and nal climb up on their backs, and just as lips is about to reach the top of the pyramid...

I stand on my tippy toes and as i start to climb in, i see a old slot machine with a envelope attached. I reach for the envelope, and on the front it says.....To Bugsy Siegel....dated 1947.

Wow guys, this must be some kind of sign....47 has been my lucky number for years.
Just then the elevator started moving and everyone fell. 

Too weird,  I think the spirit of Bugsy Siegel wanted use to find that up there.  Open it up Lips, what's inside?