The man with his hand down his pants

So I went to the grocery store on Sunday. My friend waited in the car as I went in. I'm walking through the parking lot and I see this man wearing a dirty t-shirt and shorts  putting some bags in his trunk parked in front of the store (the tow away zone by the way).

Anyway, he is digging for gold in the crack of his @ss. I could not believe my eyes. I witnessed about 10 straight seconds of digging until he finally took his hand out  of his shorts and CHECKED his fingers. He even flipped his hand over to check underneath his nails. I am not kidding. I flew back to the car to tell my friend what I had just seen.

Would you smell his fingers for a 100 bucks??? No, I'm kidding..... Well, would you?

100 bucks nope.  You'd have to add a lot more "zeros." 

He could have had a mental illness....or, just plain gross.

yeah he probably just got off duty at the deli.

Ewwww -  disgusting sod.....and looking for whatever he was looking for as well.  Yuk.

lmao@fudge noodle.

blue

i dyed my mothers hair tonight, now i have brown stains under my nails..i said 'great, now people are gonna think i pick my a$$'..lol, truth

LMAOOOO... hmm.. a 100.00.. just a sniff? It's only the crack of @ss.. we all got one.. erm... i wonder what he dug out his @ss.. lmaoooooooo

The other day i was watching court TV, they had this young defendant battling a second degree murder charge, they showed a close up of him while the prosecutor was portraying his closing arguement... behind the defendant sat a very pretty girl, long black hair, pretty face, seemingly nice mannered when all of a sudden out of no where.. she dug her pinky finger deep into her nose.. pulled it out, looked at her pinky, then stuck it into her mouth and gave it a good quick lick.. how couragous this girl, to eat her booger on National TV.. she got her 15 seconds of fameshame!!

LAMO Imagin! First off, good to see you girl!!!! Secondly that's nasty. OMG, that's fameshame for sure!