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      Carpe Diem....!!!

      Anytime you're afraid to try something new just remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

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            Carpe Diem....!!!

            Anytime you're afraid to try something new just remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

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            something to make you smile.....

            My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
            She asked, 'What's on TV?'
            I said, 'Dust.'
            And then the fight started...
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            My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in
            bed.
            I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
            "No," she answered.
            I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
            She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
            So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

            And then the fight started....
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            Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed
            the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to
            the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
            The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on
            the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
            I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I
            cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
            And whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
            My loving wife of 10 years replied,
            "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

            And that's how the fight started...
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            I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
            slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just
            get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,
            Well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!
            He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
            "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
            So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

            And then the fight started..... ..........
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            My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
            She said,'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
            seconds.'
            I bought her a scale.

            And then the fight started...
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            When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
            expensive...
            So, I took her to a gas station.

            And then the fight started...
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            After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
            Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
            verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
            Wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to
            go home and come back later.
            The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my
            curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof
            enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application
            When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
            Security office.
            She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
            disability, too.'

            And then the fight started...
            ________________________________________
            My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
            staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
            table.
            My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
            Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking
            right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
            sober since.'
            'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating
            that long?'

            And then the fight started...
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            I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
            first.
            "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
            He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
            "Nah, she can order for herself."

            And then the fight started...
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            A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
            She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
            'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
            I really need you to pay me a compliment..'
            The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

            And then the fight started.....




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            There goes my baby....
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            ahahahhahahah....Those were hilarious...LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

            Thanks for sharing!!

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            august those were hilarious.  I actually have tears in my eyes from laughing.
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            Lmao....too funny!!!
            Thank you for sharing,august...
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            August way too funny ,I am still laughing and have read them several times...When i need a good laugh think i will just come back here and read them again.

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