To ALL LCB Members! Twas The Night Before Christmas With The LCB Members

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  • Twas the night before Christmas
    in the LCB Forum..
    some of the members were gathering,
    not one, out of boredom.


    The bonus codes were out,
    members jumping with joy,
    all of them acting,as though,
    it was jut their first toy.

    The codes were accomplished
    with love and great care,
    some of the old and new members
    shouting out a great cheer.

    But some members were nestled all
    snug in their beds,
    While visions of bonus signs
    danced in their heads.

    I clicked on my laptop and
    sat in my chair,
    while dreaming of becoming
    the next millionaire.


    When,into my laptop,there arose such a clatter,
    It had to be my laptop that made me much madder.

    Alas it was the connection, well,least that's what I thought.
    I started to scream and became so distraught.
    Damn you,laptop! I will not submit,
    even though you're nothing but an 'old piece of sh*t!


    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But some LCB Casino Reps.looking just like reindeers.


    They smiled and sang of all the gambling games
    as I whistled and shouted and called out their names.

    Hi,Zuga! Hi,blueday! How's it going, BingoMega?!

    Hi,SG! Hi SLOT JUNKIE,TAAADAAA and Bruno,the Newbie!

    Hi,Luckynn! Hi,rubyblue! Hey,mamrone and wnanhee!

    Hi,wintermare! Hi,SG and I can't forget, our favorite,lipstick!


    And as I was done with almost all the roll call,
    Old Zuga, himself, let out one Bad Ass big roar.


    Now,blueday! Now,TAAADAAA and Bruno! Now,SG,SLOT JUNKIE and happy go,lipstick!
     
    On,Luckynn! On,rubyblue! On,mamrone,BingoMega and Bruno,our Newbie!

    On,wintermare and yes,of course,our little chat moderator,Ms.wnanhee!

     
    Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!


    "But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,

    "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight."
  • Omg that is so precious!!! To take the time out and write something so adorable about staff and members is........ahhh what can i say but thank you sincerely.

    It arose such a clatter, bear hugs to you!!

    Lips
  • very very nice wink
    here's was 2009's Twas the Night should any newbies wanna check it:

  • Twas the night before Christmas, when all through LCB
    Not a member was spinning, not even for free.

    The gamblers all sat at their 'puters and stared
    In hopes that some free chips soon would be there

    Non-players were nestled all snug in their beds
    While visions of savings all danced in their heads

    But me with my ciggie and tall glass of gin
    Had just settled down for a big massive win

    When out in the forums I heard such a clatter
    I jumped up from my seat to see what was the matter

    Away to the forum I clicked in a flash
    Soaking myself in liquor and ash

    The moon on the screen showed my ghostly white pallor
    Resultant from playing for days and an an hour

    When what to my gin-goggled eyes should appear
    But LCB reps, all 6 (they're such dears)

    With a towering admin, so sexy and slick
    I knew in a moment it wasn't St Nick

    More rapid than losses, his helpers they came
    And he whislted and beckoned and called them by name;

    "Now Blueday! and Lipstick! and chatty Ms Shelli!
    Come PMM, Boo and sports trader Tony"

    "To the top of the forums, to the top of the wall
    Now post away, post away, post away all!"

    As old ladies that before the wild symbols fly
    When they meet with a pay-out, jump to the sky

    So out to the forums the helpers they flew
    With their  hands full of freebies, and Zuga-man too

    And then with an inkling I knew in their home
    The members were reading each little tome

    As I drew in my smoke and was mousing around
    Onto the pages Zuga came with a bound

    He was dressed in Armani from his head to his foot
    And his clothes all were well pressed; no ashes nor soot

    A bundle of cash he had strapped to his hip
    And he grinned like a roller with a thousand coin chip

    His bling  - how it sparkled! His diamonds how merry!
    His wad was so thick. His wins never cherries

    His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
    And the jut of his chin was so strong don'tcha know

    The white of peroxide glistened his teeth
    And the glare it encircled his head like a wreath

    He had a nice face and a flat little belly
    (He flexes when you look, remarked chatty Shelli)

    He was handsome and tall, a right jolly admin
    And I cringed when I saw him (wish I were that trim)

    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
    Said I should have worked out, but gambled instead

    He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
    And filled all accounts (while flexing, the jerk)

    And laying his finger aside of his cash
    And giving a nod, out the forum he dashed

    He sprang to his porsche, to his team gave a whistle
    And away they all drove at the speed of a missle

    But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
    "Happy Christmas to all..may the reels ne'er be tight!"

  • Now now my dear sweet one.........you know i remember that the whole year through but your not going to get off the hook after spoiling us. We do indeed need a new one for 2010 and well of course because of the new design and all.........ya gots to  wink

    Lips
  • lmao, but of course, tis in the works...and this wasn't in any way to detract from the beautiful 2010 rendition (well done slotoholic).... I just put it up for anyone who hadn't caught it first time round
    fear not; something new this way comes wink

  • Always the gentleman at heart, i am sure slot knows you would never detract from such a lovely poem.

    When there comes to such warmth through expression of the written word there can never be enough times to read them nor enough times to share them with all.

    Lips
  • actually, if you'd like, you've my blessing to remove mine and replace it with a link instead wink slot made a beatiful current relevant poem with quite alot of care and charm

  • Not a chance! You couldn't even pry my fingers off my keyboard to the modify button if you tried!

    It's all with good intentions and slot and you just revived my ever loving spirit today  wink

    Lips
  • lol, well, I challenge others to contribute more..let's hear 'em smiley

  • a few days before christmas and here posts chillymellow
    with a merry christmas to everyone of my LCB fellow (members)!

    great poetry and great fun to all!

  • Thank you for your compliments...I really enjoyed writing it and as for dtsweet, you truly are a gentlemen. I really enjoyed reading your 2009 Twas The Night Before Christmas. Please, leave it up here so others can enjoy it. It is really great!  wink..Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year.  As for lipstick, well, what can I say..Have never met you personally, but I'm sure you are really fun to hang out with. I appreciate all the hard work you have done throughout this year and hope 2011 brings you many blessings. Keep up the wonderful work and spread the great joy,laughter and spirit you have. Hugs to all~  kiss Slotoholic

    P.S. Yes, dtsweet is correct! We challenge others to contribute their poems,writings,etc. so we all can enjoy reading them. Come on fellow LCB members...show us your spirit of Christmas..Hmmm??? That goes for you also, Zuga!.. {giggle}...Merry Christmas To All LCB Members.

  • slotoholic...oh,WOW!!!

    This is one of those moments when I feel so blessed and humbled...

    I so love it so much that I am reading it over and over again.

    You  have such a way of writing and it really is an excellent!!!

    Thanks so much for sharing!!!

    xoxo
    Nan

  • Thats fantastic slotoholic, wow very talented writing!!

    dtsweet same for you, very talented, loved reading them!!!

  • Wow - ditto to all the comments.  I loved them both.  Thank you slotoholic and dt.  They must have taken a long time to write.  

    And of course, Chilly - very cute.

    blue

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