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        The economy is so bad that . . .

        I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

        I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

        CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

        If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

        Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

        McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

        Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

        A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. 

        Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

        The Mafia is laying off judges.

        Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

        Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $4.5 Trillion disappear!

        And, finally....

        I got so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Lifeline.

        I reached a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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        Ha ha ha...thanks for the laugh,genenco! I have to say that this is not only a joke but reality. Things are getting more difficult everyday.
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        I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.


        RMAO.......

        Thanks Genenco, a good laugh indeed......

                                                      PMM
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        My Father said, Yeah it's so bad husbands are getting more sex, because wives can't afford batteries anymore...
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        I'm so poor i can't pay attention,what? i said,i'm so poor i can't pay attention,what? i said,i'm so poor i can't pay attention,what? Oh great now I'm so poor can't even pay attention to my self...BAAHAAHAA!
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        genenco wrote:

        The economy is so bad that . . .

        I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

        I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

        CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

        If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

        Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

        McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

        Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

        A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. 

        Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

        The Mafia is laying off judges.

        Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

        Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $4.5 Trillion disappear!

        And, finally....

        I got so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Lifeline.

        I reached a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.



        I can't breathe, I can't breathe...that is sooo funny, but sooo real!
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        hahahahaha...those were the best funnies i've seen in a while!!  thanks gene 
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        Ok...here's one for Today:


        WALK NAKED IN AUSTRALIA DAY

          Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it
          is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife
        naked.

          He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time,

            All Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

          All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
        of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.

          Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a
          cold 6 -pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim
          Sentiment.  The Australian government appreciates your efforts to
        root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
        anti-terrorist Activity.

          God bless Australia!

          It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this 
          to at least 5 people, you're  a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered
          Coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.


          Nal 
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        Ya think Michelle Obama would do this and encourage American women to be as patriotic as the Auzzie ladies,to help her husband's foreign policy.Obama's all ready done he's part by having beers with the boiz on the white house lawn.
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        Nal,

        I am not a muslim, but I find this post to be offensive. I undestand that USA has suffered, being a main target for the terrorst attacks.

        But our members are from ALL around the world, so in an effort to protect members and religious beliefs, please refrain from negative comments.

        Zuga
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        all jokes offend some...that is the nature of the joke

        they poke fun a pollocks..which i am one, and get made fun of a lot...
        they make fun of blondes, they make fun of jews, they make fun of italians,
        they make fun of just about anyone they can make fun of
        or whatever the current event.  

        so if i offended you. that is great, because it worked.
        that is what it is supposed to do.

        it is a chuckle.  not to be taken so serious zuga.  lighen up.  ;D  it was put in the todays chuckle thread.  ;D
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        Nal...no more offensive post or it's gitmo for U...oh wait,Our new KING is closing that resort. No more offensive post or it's a New York City court room and the Hilton for U.
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        ...i really didn't mean to offend anyone.  thought it was hilarious.
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        Nal, I know you didn't want to offend anyone.

        All I'm saying this very sensitive and emotional issue, and it can be easily taken the wrong way.

        We all come from different parts of the world , and something what's funny for you others can find it offensive and vice versa.

        thanks for the understanding

        Zuga

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