Twas the Night Before Christmas

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        Twas the night before Christmas, when all through LCB
        Not a member was spinning, not even for free.

        The gamblers all sat at their 'puters and stared
        In hopes that some free chips soon would be there

        Non-players were nestled all snug in their beds
        While visions of savings all danced in their heads

        But me with my ciggie and tall glass of gin
        Had just settled down for a big massive win

        When out in the forums I heard such a clatter
        I jumped up from my seat to see what was the matter

        Away to the forum I clicked in a flash
        Soaking myself in liquor and ash

        The moon on the screen showed my ghostly white pallor
        Resultant from playing for days and an an hour

        When what to my gin-goggled eyes should appear
        But LCB reps, all 6 (they're such dears)

        With a towering admin, so sexy and slick
        I knew in a moment it wasn't St Nick

        More rapid than losses, his helpers they came
        And he whislted and beckoned and called them by name;

        "Now Blueday! and Lipstick! and chatty Ms Shelli!
        Come PMM, Boo and sports trader Tony"

        "To the top of the forums, to the top of the wall
        Now post away, post away, post away all!"

        As old ladies that before the wild symbols fly
        When they meet with a pay-out, jump to the sky

        So out to the forums the helpers they flew
        With their  hands full of freebies, and Zuga-man too

        And then with an inkling I knew in their home
        The members were reading each little tome

        As I drew in my smoke and was mousing around
        Onto the pages Zuga came with a bound

        He was dressed in Armani from his head to his foot
        And his clothes all were well pressed; no ashes nor soot

        A bundle of cash he had strapped to his hip
        And he grinned like a roller with a thousand coin chip

        His bling  - how it sparkled! His diamonds how merry!
        His wad was so thick. His wins never cherries

        His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
        And the jut of his chin was so strong don'tcha know

        The white of peroxide glistened his teeth
        And the glare it encircled his head like a wreath

        He had a nice face and a flat little belly
        (He flexes when you look, remarked chatty Shelli)

        He was handsome and tall, a right jolly admin
        And I cringed when I saw him (wish I were that trim)

        A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
        Said I should have worked out, but gambled instead

        He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
        And filled all accounts (while flexing, the jerk)

        And laying his finger aside of his cash
        And giving a nod, out the forum he dashed

        He sprang to his porsche, to his team gave a whistle
        And away they all drove at the speed of a missle

        But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
        "Happy Christmas to all..may the reels ne'er be tight!"

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        Merry Christmas LCB staff and members..love you all!
        13oclock
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        That is totally awesome! I loved reading that you are a very funny guy. My favorite part was the cig and gin LMAO
                                                              louiseff
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        LOL...tyvm, was fun to write as well
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        I am laughing so hard I can't even type through the tears lmao. You are a true poet darline
        :):):):):):):)
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        13 oclock,

        You are absolutely priceless!!!!!! And a talent to behold!!! I actually go a bit teary as i read it..............i love Christmas...........and i love you!!!

        Thank you so much!!!

        Lips
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        aww...my pleasure my wonderful lcb friends
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        Fantastic read.....

               Thank you for that 13oclock.

        And Merry Christmas to you.....

                                                        PMM
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        Use Your Imagination
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        Absolutely beautiful.. magnificent.. fantastic..
        Very thoughful and kind of you 13oclock to do that
        Truley enjoyed every moment of reading that..
        I love poetry and prose
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        "Today, most of the good people are afraid to be good. They strive to be broadminded and tolerant. It is fashionable to be tolerant but mostly tolerant of evil and this new code has reached the proportions of demanding intolerance of good."
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        A classic one from a classy (Or is that gassy?) poster.

        Well done!!!!
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        classy....nah...gassy?...get back to ya on that one..buying a box of beer tonight and staying in to spin
        and ty all
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        Very cool 13,

        And they say beer rots the brain. NOT!!!

        Tony

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        GOOD LUCK ALL!!!!
        Bingo Baby!!! ;-)
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        DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!  THAT IS ABSOLUTLY THE GREATEST POST EVER, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!  MY FAVORITE LINE  ~~
        He had a nice face and a flat little belly
        (He flexes when you look, remarked chatty Shelli) LMAOOOOOOOOO   


        YOU ARE VERY TALENTED 13, YOU SHOULD BE A POET.  THANKS AGAIN HUN AND VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALSO!!!!!!   
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        and tyvm u 2, glad u enjoyed

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