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  • Swiss Cheese Pervert



    A weirdo is at large in Pennsylvania for allegedly driving around town "exposes himself to women" and "offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates."

    Gabby Chest of Bridesburg, recognized the suspect's photo and the story  and in 2012, she said, a man who looked "exactly like" the gentleman in the photo contacted her on OK Cupid.

    Here is part of the message he allegedly sent her:

    "I developed this fetish to help me deal with my sexual urges. I found that women tend to like dairy products, and settled on cheese to represent the girl. thus I started having sex with cheese."

    Certainly sounds like there is a lot of holes in his fetish!
  • Sad git.

  • LMAOOO that is so nasty! laugh_out_loud he certainly is a weirdo. I don't know I'd do if I encountered him. Probably would kick the crap out of his car.

  • Omg that is one of the creepiest things I've heard! Nasty, sick and funny all at the same time!  be_sickamp; laugh_out_loud

  • Ok this one is pretty sick..............



    Keyshia has a very weird addiction. Seems she can't enough of dirty diapers. Her story aired on "My Strange Addiction". She sucks on dirty diapers! To date she estimates that she has sucked on over 25,000 dirty diapers.

    Her fiance Jerome said: "I've tried to work with her, but she goes beyond for her diapers," 

    "She's even willing to dig in the garbage."

    Ummm i think i'm gonna be sick  be_sickamp;

  • Ugh that just turned my stomach and how the hell do you start an addiction like that.  What made her suck her first diaper?    be_sickamp;

  • Weirdos indeed. cheesy

    That pervert is just a pervert, no fetish there. Too bad because it would be interesting otherwise.

  • This will make me think twice before buying my next Swiss Cheese...
    As for the diapers... Really no comment, that's just plain old sick.


  • Ugh that just turned my stomach and how the hell do you start an addiction like that.  What made her suck her first diaper?    be_sickamp;


    Lmaoooooooo oh i don't know why your comment cracked me up but it did! DId you ever in a million years think you would be asking "  What made her suck her first diaper?" Lmaoooo i'm tearing up here phewwwww (gain your composure lips)!  I was wondering the same thing how in the world did she get started doing this.


  • Ugh that just turned my stomach and how the hell do you start an addiction like that.  What made her suck her first diaper?    be_sickamp;


    Lmaoooooooo oh i don't know why your comment cracked me up but it did! DId you ever in a million years think you would be asking "  What made her suck her first diaper?" Lmaoooo i'm tearing up here phewwwww (gain your composure lips)!  I was wondering the same thing how in the world did she get started doing this.


    LMAO laugh_out_loud OMG Lips - it never even occurred to me but now you mention it, not in a million years did I ever think I would say that laugh_out_loud.  Ya got me going now.
  • That's so sick! I've lost my appetite. Keep posting more like that and I will be the biggest loser!

  • Ok this might possibly take the cake!

    Man hasn't took a bath in 60 years!



    Amou Haji, an 80-year-old Iranian man has not took a bath in 60 years. He lives in isolated in Dejgah village in Iran. He explains that his strange lifestyle took place after experiencing set backs early in his youth saying cleanliness brings him sickness. .

    He lives on rotted porcupine meat and smokes animal feces in a pipe.

  • its a crazy world ...

  • So basically he's covered in s**t, he eats s**t and smokes s**t and I have no doubt he smells like s**t too.

    Definitely a weirdo.

  • Wow, "cleanliness brings him sickness" Disgusting.


  • So basically he's covered in s**t, he eats s**t and smokes s**t and I have no doubt he smells like s**t too.

    Definitely a weirdo.

    Well that's some weird sh*t there smiley
  • Would you for a million dollars lick his armpit?  laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud


  • So basically he's covered in s**t, he eats s**t and smokes s**t and I have no doubt he smells like s**t too.

    Definitely a weirdo.
    [/quote]

    lmaooooooooooooo

    [quote author=fried-eggs link=topic=29726.msg290070#msg290070 date=1390182696]
    Would you for a million dollars lick his armpit?  laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud


    I've considered it and what kind of a lick are we talking about here? A quick one or some long drawn out sloppy lick? laugh_out_loud
  • This reminded me of a joke:
    A guy asks this really hot girl he just saw on the street if she would sleep with him for a million dollars. She did think for a few moments, and replied that she would.
    Then, he asked if she would do it for 5$.
    She said that that he could go to hell, and what did he thought that she was anyway.
    He said: Well, what you are, we already determined, and now, we are just arguing about the price smiley

    Oh, and @feeling froggy, well, not just what kind of lick (this actually got me thinking if there were some different  words for different types od licks smiley, but whose arms are we talking about smiley

  • Omg you guys are killing me over here lmaooooooooo!!! Phew replies are way too funny ha ha ha!

    Loved the joke Lovta! I think the armpit we would have to lick is the dirty old man who hasn't bathed in 60 years!

    Wow i have played many "would you" for moolah but geez this one takes some serious contemplation. For a million bucks you say huh? Well taking in consideration lovta's question what kind of lick........i might consider it as long as my tongue is super dryyyyyyyyyy so i couldn't lap up any thing on my tongue that would stick and brush it off........lmaooooooooooooo! Omg what a sick group we are!!

  • Ok here are the latest sex toy gadgets for weirdos!

    We have all heard of blow up dolls right? If i remember correctly someone here received one as a gag gift for his b'day of course i won't mention any names Zuga (oops did i say Zuga) Lmaooooooo!!



    This is a real doll with a $8,500 price tag that are porn star look a likes.



    How about a little bouncy ball exercise?

  • LOL laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud I've seen the dolls like Zuga's but never that ball thing. OMG Zuga you should get one for your doll!

  • Lmaoooooooooooo! Yes he should. Btw i have searched hi and low for Zuga's post stating he got this for his b'day one year but i can't find it! Just so ya know he revealed it first lmaooo!


  • Would you for a million dollars lick his armpit?  laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud
    [/quote]

    I guess length of lick as Froggy says is relevant here.  Short lick - yes I would.  Long lick - no way.

    [quote author=lipstick_xoxos link=topic=29726.msg290167#msg290167 date=1390247701]
    Ok here are the latest sex toy gadgets for weirdos!

    We have all heard of blow up dolls right? If i remember correctly someone here received one as a gag gift for his b'day of course i won't mention any names Zuga (oops did i say Zuga) Lmaooooooo!!



    This is a real doll with a $8,500 price tag that are porn star look a likes.



    How about a little bouncy ball exercise?




    LMAO laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud  Zuga!  surprise

    As for those bouncy balls....for women AND men I assume laugh_out_loud
  • sure! make me a WEIRDO NOW LIPS! laugh_out_loud tongue

    I think Ill have to suspend all of your posting permissions before this takes off L O L laugh_out_loud

    And Froggy you aint an exception lmaoo

    P.S.

    Is it too late to plead the 5th?? tongue

  • lol hey bro a dude's got to do what he gots to do. Where can I get one of them there dolls lol

  • Those are just sex toys, I don't think that people who are using them are weirdos. smiley Though I think that all sex toys should just spice up one's sex life instead of being a substitute for it.


  • sure! make me a WEIRDO NOW LIPS! laugh_out_loud tongue

    I think Ill have to suspend all of your posting permissions before this takes off L O L laugh_out_loud

    And Froggy you aint an exception lmaoo

    P.S.

    Is it too late to plead the 5th?? tongue


    Hahahaha oops sorry boss!
  • I think that Japanese dolls are way better smiley At least those without tentacles smiley

  • Those Japanese dolls look like little girls. Zuga's...I mean....the other doll looks more like a woman. What do ya think Z, how about posting a pic of your gal?

  • The Japanese dolls are so true to form. Many of them look so young! Wish I had that gene!

    In reference to the lick length  laugh_out_loud you have to slowly lick the pit from top to bottom 30 times!  laugh_out_loud
    60 years worth of crud never tasted sooo good!!!  laugh_out_loud

  • Alrighty then, I would pass on the million!  laugh_out_loud

  • Oh c'mon froggy really you'll pass! You are the resident dare devil. We are talking a million bucks here. I must confess i would prolly do it. Think about it his skin is all dried and cracked now if it was moist ummmmmmm that would be another story lmaoooooooo!

  • OK I went back to take a look at him...it looks pretty warm out in Iran and desert like. The probability that his armpits are dry is low and by the time I lick his armpits 30 times all that crap will be pretty moist. OMG NO! If I'm allowed to throw up in between licks I might consider it. If not, no deal!

  • I don't know what the story is on them but they are weird!

  • Mr and Mrs Humphries?  Leave my pussy alone laugh_out_loud


  • Mr and Mrs Humphries?  Leave my pussy alone laugh_out_loud


    LOL

  • Mr and Mrs Humphries?  Leave my pussy alone laugh_out_loud






    Why blue i have never. Well maybe once ROFL
  • Wow, what a slippery slope between arm pit licking and pussy jokes smiley


  • Mr and Mrs Humphries?  Leave my pussy alone laugh_out_loud


    Lmaooooooooo blue sometimes you absolutely floor me with oh so clever replies!

    Froggy is what they call the cat's pajamas! If so i had the meaning of that term all wrong!

  • Wow, what a slippery slope between arm pit licking and pussy jokes smiley


    Hahahah ummmm i don't think we gonna be asking any licking questions about whats underneath those pussy cats!
  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! Speak for yourself lips! Soooooooooooo, who would lick what's under those cats for a cool 2 mil? laugh_out_loud



  • Wow, what a slippery slope between arm pit licking and pussy jokes smiley
    [/quote]

    Hahahah ummmm i don't think we gonna be asking any licking questions about whats underneath those pussy cats!


    [quote author=Feelin froggy link=topic=29726.msg290615#msg290615 date=1390589226]
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! Speak for yourself lips! Soooooooooooo, who would lick what's under those cats for a cool 2 mil? laugh_out_loud


    LMAO laugh_out_loud laugh_out_loud  You ladies are cracking me up.
  • Ooeee that take some thinking on. Where you come up with these crazy propositions lol. If I even would consider it and mean would ita have to be the woman and I when I was done ward off women altogether lol.

  • Wow that's super creepy I feel sorry for the kitties!!!

  • There would be no way I would lick anything on those two crazy cats.  laugh_out_loud


  • There would be no way I would lick anything on those two crazy cats.  laugh_out_loud

    Well, there has to be a line drawn, between licking a super-dirty arm-pit for money, and licking some weird cats for free smiley
  • Yeah c'mon Ms. Armpits, you can't back out now! laugh_out_loud

  • Sheila Ranea Crabtree hates her first name so much she wants to legally have it changed.



    She feels a more suitable first name would be "Sexy" since that is what her husband calls her and she wears Victoria Secret clothes.

    She goes to court on February 11th in to petition for her new name and oh boy you'll never guess where at.............. LICKING County, Ohio! Did i open a can of worms for more licking questions or what lmaoooooooooo!!

  • Oh goodness! She thinks her name should be Sexy? Rolling my eyes.... that's ridiculous. So you've got Sexy Crabtree in Licking County. laugh_out_loud

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