What's it gonna be...Wine or Water?

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        A glass of wine

        To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
        And those who don't and are always
        Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

        As Ben Franklin said:
        In wine there is wisdom,
        In beer there is freedom,
        In water there is bacteria.

        In a number of carefully controlled trials,
        Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
        1 litre of water each day,
        At the end of the year we would have absorbed
        More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
        Found in feces.
        In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

        However,
        We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
        (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
        Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
        Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

        Remember:
        Water = Poop,
        Wine = Health
        Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
        Than to drink water and be full of $#!T..

        There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
        I'm doing it as a public service
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        I love me some wine
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        :)

        I wish I liked wine.. pass me my Diet Coke.

        I'm not much of a drinker but found a new fave...
        Cake Vodka with pinepple juice.  Yummy!
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        I'll have some water, thanks I don't like alcohol.
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        Personally, I am going to get plenty thirsty I think... since I am averaging a couple of drinks about once a year... maybe the water in my coffee will work... that gets pretty hot in the pot! 
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          Water rather than wine and tea rather than water.  

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          I'll be the boozer in the group! Bring on the wine, beer,  cocktails and the shots!

          I'll save the water for the next day when i am dehydrated!

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          That was so much fun to read and I have agreed wholeheartedly since I was little; water = poop!
          Wine wasn't discovered until I was a bit older of course  but then again I'll take just about anything over water.
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          I'll be the boozer in the group! Bring on the wine, beer,  cocktails and the shots!

          I'll save the water for the next day when i am dehydrated!

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          LOL

          I wish I liked alochol more.  I could stand to loosen up sometimes.  Like I mentioned above, I bought Cake Vodka and last weekend had 5 shots.... Did I feel it?  NO.

          Gah... If I drank that much, you would think I would at least get a little buzz and feel good.

          I haven't been drunk since my bacherlette party almost 25years ago.  Since I don't have a drinking problem...that's really sad.
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          I'll be the boozer in the group! Bring on the wine, beer,  cocktails and the shots!

          I'll save the water for the next day when i am dehydrated!

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          LOL

          I wish I liked alochol more.  I could stand to loosen up sometimes.  Like I mentioned above, I bought Cake Vodka and last weekend had 5 shots.... Did I feel it?  NO.

          Gah... If I drank that much, you would think I would at least get a little buzz and feel good.

          I haven't been drunk since my bacherlette party almost 25years ago.  Since I don't have a drinking problem...that's really sad.
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          Gabby ya got to be Irish guuuurrrrl! Us Irish women have a hollow leg 
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                          I'm Irish, and didn't Benjamin Franklin also say "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy".    (Or was that Homer Simpson?)   
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          I have to force myself to drink at least a half a glass of water a day.  Other than that, it is soda, iced tea, wine or beer
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                      Funny thing about beer, I don't think anybody instantly likes it.  When I was in college I had to have a couple hundred before I  aquired a taste for it.
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          bongo wrote:

                      Funny thing about beer, I don't think anybody instantly likes it.   When I was in college I had to have a couple hundred before I  aquired a taste for it.

          Congratulations on sticking to your guns and accomplishing your goal!! 

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