What NOT to say on a first date...

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      Since it is almost Valentine's Day, I found this list of things NOT to say on a first date.  hehe  Please share any others you may know. 


      Do you want to play doctor? That'll be five hundred dollars. LMAO!!!

      I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.

      I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow five hundred dollars?

      Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa today.

      Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.

      I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice."

      Do you want to play doctor? That'll be five hundred dollars.
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      Do you want me to buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

      How do you feel about back hair?

      Instead of going out to dinner, let's stop by and eat with my mother.

      Oh wow, your boobs are much smaller than my ex-wife's.



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      LOL!!!!

      Do you want me to buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

      LOVE IT!!
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      LOL.. Thank You Shelli and drpsyce, fun reading those!!!
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      drpsyce38 wrote:


      How do you feel about back hair?



      I am lost...sorry. what is that suppose to mean? is it suppose to be funny or mean?
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      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  You are too cute!!!!

      It would be a guy (hopefully) asking his date, "how do u feel about back hair?"

      In other words he is saying he is HELLA HAIRY!  Ewwwwwww.

      hehe
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      Oooooooo gotcha!!! really didn't know what it meant...ha ha!!! Why would anybody want to ever even ask a question like that?
      muchas gracias mi amiga Shelli
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      HeHe!!! 

      Oh here are a few more-

      I don't usually get many dates. 

      My ex ruined my life.

      I get attached very easily.

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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      Feels good to get out, been locked up for 10 years in prison.

      I'm living in my Mothers basement for now.

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      By the way, I like doggie style so I have somewhere to put my ash tray
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      i want kids immediatly!! lol woulda scared the crap outta me lol
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      "When you date as many prostitutes, strippers, and junkies as I do it's nice to finally be going out with a classy woman like you!"

      or

      " That was your sister? She has really big ta-ta's for a 14 year old."

      "  Wait till my wife hears about this!"


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      LOL!!!!!!  Too funny guys! 

      Hey Dr, do u need an ashtray??  LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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      I told this one to a girl i went out with..

      Their something i like about u, its not ur looks i've been out with girls much pettier than u.  Well u know what happen next....

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